Story Time

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Tangents confuse the plot, and the point.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that the main subject, standardized testing, is somewhat obscured. Instead readers get a lot of weird supernatural violence: people imploding, bodies in
coolers, injuries, murder. There are also references to masturbation, taking off clothes, and a character is sexually harassed.

  • Kate is sexually harassed.
  • A lot of weird supernatural violence: people imploding, bodies in coolers, injuries, murder.
  • References to masturbation, taking off clothes, and sexual harassment.

What's the story?

George is pretty excited when he gets a letter inviting him to attend The Whitttaker Magnet School, "an experimental, college-prep charter school." His older niece, Kate, is less thrilled when she is accepted too, especially when she finds out that her house has been redistricted so that she has no choice. Once there they discover that the entire curriculum consists of boosting their test scores by sitting in windowless basement rooms taking standardized tests from every state.

But there's a lot more going on here than meets the eye, including haunted books, a visit by the First Lady, advanced military weapons, revisionist history, lethal town politics, and an unexplained series of injuries and deaths. It's a school with a lot going on, almost none of it educational.


Is it any good?

 

No one would ever accuse Edward Bloor of writing ordinary stories. Here, though, his scattershot technique works less well, as the supernatural, broad, and very black humor simply overwhelms the main plot -- and the point.

The flap copy refers primarily to the story about the school and testing, so readers may be disappointed that there's so little about it, though some may enjoy the supernatural shenanigans. But even those seem at times to make little sense, the humor is often too broad to be really funny, and the author often seems to be flailing around, trying to figure out where to go. The subject of standardized testing would seem like a rich literary vein to mine, but, alas, Bloor goes off at a tangent, and never seems to make it back.


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This review was written by Matt Berman
Teen, 16 years old
November 25, 2008
 
Entertaining Horror Novel
This is one of the weirdest books I've ever read. It is too confusing to be a great book, and the scares, even though creatively constructed, are low on suspense.

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Teen, 16 years old
February 17, 2011
 
I really like this. This was very very good. I dont see it as confusing I found it very very well written and the point not covered at all.

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Im still reading this book for book bowl its a very good book. Some parts can be kind of scary but over all so far its a awsome book!

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Teen, 18 years old
April 9, 2008
 
A really good book for, say, 10-14 year olds
This is a really awesome book, and it takes a while to read- in a good way, most definitely.

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Wow!
Yes, it's a weird combination, and that's what makes it such an awesome read! Edward Bloor is a great author.

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This review was written by Matt Berman
Author:Edward Bloor
Book type:Fiction
Genre:School
Publisher:Harcourt Brace
Publication date:December 12, 2004
Number of pages:424
Hardcover price:$17.00
Publisher's recommended age(s):12 - 17

This review was written by Matt Berman
 

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