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All teen and kid reviews for Command & Conquer Red Alert 3
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PARACHUTING WAR BEARS!!!!
Red Alert 3 is a mixed bag. On one hand you've got some impressive units and humor, plus inventive army designs. On the other you have mediocre controls, a disjointed story, and annoying sidekicks that actually interfere with your gameplay. However, this game has parachuting war bears. fired out of giant self-propelled cannons. You heard that right. Features mild violence, mainly unfortunate allied soldiers getting eaten by aforementioned parachuting war bears once they land. Still acceptable game.
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Kid, 9 years old
June 10, 2010
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animated blood violent language
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Insult to the Series
This game stinks. No other way to say it. I haven't played the first Red Alert, but I do play Red Alert 2 quite a bit. Red Alert 3 is ridiculously cartoonish, gives EVERY unit a special ability, has too much humor (not dark humor like the the second one), dumped the older actors/actresses, messed up the story, and took away all of the tactics. Red Alert 2 was all about being quick, brainy, and balanced. Only three units had special abilities without mods. Now, everyone has one. Mining ores and economy is just plain stupid, as you get money all the time from your sadly nerfed refinery. The game speed is too slow, and it took away the enjoyment of rushing Apocalypse Tanks or the sound of Prism Tanks opening fire. Don't get this game if you've played Red Alert through.
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URA! URA! URRRRRA!!!!
This is awesome! BTW Zhana, Natasha, and Dasha [the Russian girls in this game] were all born in Moscow, Russia. Dasha is 10 years old, Natasha is 41 years old, and Zhana is 49 years old. Zhana is ethnically Ukrainian, Dasha is Russian, and Natasha is Middle Eastern.
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