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All teen and kid reviews for Destroy All Humans!

Age
11
Average rating based on 25 kid and teen reviews:
  • 32% say violence is an issue
  • 32% say sexual content is an issue
  • 32% say language is an issue
Teen, 14 years old
February 16, 2009
 
armani game
armani game

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Teen, 14 years old
February 13, 2011
 
good for teenagers
as part of the story you are required to listen to someone say "im going to go to the pool party, pick up some young stud take him home and drown my sorrows in cheap meaningless sex"

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Teen, 16 years old
May 24, 2009
 
You need some maturity to play.
There are some sexual comments such as "the package", but mainly it is all ragdoll fun. Being able to smash a person off an edge to make them spin out is amazing.

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Kid, 9 years old
July 11, 2011
 
a kill full game
15 and over violence jokes and bad language is your kid gonna get the point of this kill all humans game?????????????????

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Kid, 13 years old
June 1, 2011
 
Dumb, stupid game! Horrible! It's a shame!
Man, what is this pile of poo?! I cannot believe how many suckers are out there that like this pathetic game. Basically you're saying that destroying humans is ok. DO YOU THINK KILLIKNG HUMANS FOR FUN IS OK-A? WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU, AND SHOVED A BOMB UP YOUR BUTT TO DESTROY YOU?! Because that is what the game is all about. This is a very violent and sexual game which is bad for all ages. It even includes some language and drinking! HORRIBLE! I cannot believe how man people play this and others game like this! If you are a parent, do not buy this for your kid.

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Kid, 10 years old
April 18, 2011
 
Cool, cruel and fantastic 3rd person shooter
Brilliant game! I have the 1st Destroy all humans game and lets just say it is frequently gross, childish and violent. As you get further into the game you see more blood and hear more swearing. Sadly Destroy all humans is broken:(

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Kid, 11 years old
September 8, 2010
 
I played it at my friends house and it isnt so bad theres hardly any sex or anything bad

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Teen, 15 years old
October 1, 2009
 
Funny game which never gets tiresome. People say killing humans isn't fun, this is a harmless version of GTA. Pehaps the sexual jokes wear thin, and some stuff on it most kids won't understand. A more adult based game.

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Teen, 17 years old
July 27, 2009
 
The game definatlely isnt for kids

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Teen, 18 years old
June 23, 2011
 
a good way to get rid of stress...
ok, first off, this game is a giant parody of 50s alien movies and pop culture. Thats about all there is to be said. No need to feel bad for anyone here. Every vehicle is generic, along with its generic people. So zap, desinigrate, probe, and blow up everyone and everything in this game!

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Kid, 13 years old
June 5, 2011
 
The Best!
A little comic violence but fine for 12-year-olds

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Teen, 14 years old
April 21, 2011
 
13+ is good, but anything under that is a no.
the game is pretty fun and easy to play, but the exploding heads is to violent for youngsters under 13. the language isn't to bad, but with the non frequent use some not to bad words, 13+ fits it well.

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Teen, 15 years old
May 31, 2009
 
This Game Rocks!
I love this game. It's very funny and playable, though I have to say the second one is beter, though they didn't have it on here. The language is moderate and probably nothing that your kids haven't heard before, sexual themes is limited to references, such as breasts being referred to as "melons", and the male crotch being referred to as a "package". Violence is bloodless and mostly played for laughs and most of the deaths and injuries in the game are satirically over-the-top. This game doesn't use the "S" or "F" word, and most of the language is limited to "da**", "cr*p", and "hell", including one incomplete "what the...?" . This game is very tame compared to some of the other games out there, such as Grand Theft Auto. This game is awesome!

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Teen, 16 years old
May 17, 2009
 
Nice game
A little bit of cartoonish violence. They talk about sexual content but they dont show it and almost no cussing. The only racist thing is about hippies.

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Teen, 16 years old
October 27, 2010
 
Fun and easy to play but violent and silly
I like the game because it's silly and easy to play. Parents just need to decide themselves what they think about the game first.

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Teen, 14 years old
June 5, 2010
 
Watch Out
I personally like this game. It is pretty good. I don't recommend for under 9 though.

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Kid, 11 years old
September 23, 2010
 
JK. its the best game ever

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Teen, 17 years old
February 10, 2009
 
"this game was one of the bestgames THQ made,I can't stop laughing at the humans geting probed."

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
the game is fun its not that bad.really I think it`s not that bad for kids my age heak I had a load of fun to bad I had to return it but I dont think it thats bad at all

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Teen, 18 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Great but risky game
The game was so fun it still is in my PS2 but it is not for the 10 year olds at all. Ridiculous ammounts of violence and bad words make it more of an adult experience. Great to play if you like movies like War of the Worlds (orginal and remake), Day the Earth Stood Still, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

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