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All teen and kid reviews for Half-Life 2: The Orange Box

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Average rating based on 71 kid and teen reviews:
  • 59% say violence is an issue
  • 32% say language is an issue
Teen, 13 years old
February 21, 2011
 
Common sense overlooks another great game.
Well, common sense does it again. Their biased reviews only hurt the parents view on this game. True, this game (collecction) is rated M, to buy this game and let your kids play is your choice, and based on their maturity. My parents have allowed me to buy this game box (for a steal of 15 $). All games by valve have a console, for the pc. if you press the `~ button, you have options to turn of blood and gore. Portal is a great mind game that requires some really complex thinking, Team Fortress 2 is a cartoony, fun, battle game, with blood off options. The half life games are intended for a mature audience. Both games have bit of language, but what are you supposed to expect from a Mature game? So, i completely disregaurd the ESRB ratings, and focus on the value of the games. Half life the series has a engrossing, intellegent storyline.
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Teen, 14 years old
December 6, 2010
 
Well I'd say that the Orange Box is an amazing package of games that, although may be rather violent, are fun, with nothing that young teens these days wouldn't be able to handle. However, each game is totally different with different levels of badness. Portal- Portal, despite being rated teen, doesn't really involve any violence. A bit of blood can be splattered on the wall if the player is shot, and an evil robot threatens to kill the player, but all done with a kind of quirky humour. The gameplay in Portal really makes you think and is very clever. I could even say it could be educational. So in conclusion, Portal would be appropriate for kids 10 and up. Half Life 2- HL2 and it's episodes are all pretty gloomy and very violent. However, the storyline is intriguing and the game itself is a masterpiece. Since it is set in a bit of a post-apocalyptic time, corpses can be seen often throughout, and quite frightening species of aliens are often encountered, the most intense being the 'headcrabs', which jump on peoples heads and turn them into gory looking zombies. Despite the high amounts of violence, the unity of the surviving humans is something to be inspired by, and it is nice, near the end of the game, to liberate the city. All in all, HL2 is something for older kids, and is rather gory, but doesn't include anything that could affect people too much. Team Fortress 2- TF2 is purely multiplayer, with the whole point to verse people in death matches over the internet. Although it is quite bloody, all the graphics are very stylized, being somewhat cartoony. I personally find this a very fun game, however is only appropriate in moderation (you don't want to be on a killing rampage for too long). However it is highly addictive (one of my friends has played 350 hours on it in the last few years, which I feel is too much). I'd say that TF2 doesn't really have many benefits, apart from being able to play with friends, and I'd say that TF2 shouldn't be played by small children due to it's very 'killy' nature. Overall, the Orange Box is a truly amazing package, that is great value. However, shouldn't be played by kids under 14 years old, or otherwise already corrupted by high school. Again, it is rather violent but doesn't including anything that would be 'too much' for teens. Thank you for reading.
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Teen, 13 years old
January 3, 2011
 
ok tf2 is a little gory but portal is educational
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Kid, 10 years old
January 3, 2011
 
Awesome Game.
When I played Half-Life 2, It almost made me destroy my XBox, The game Is so good! Portal Is educational cause of the puzzles. TF2 Is my favorite, but It has no updates. :(

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Kid, 10 years old
November 16, 2010
 
amazing games all ar bloody all are awesome
i swear these games are amazing but bloody. if you have played fpss before than your head will blow up with hapiness for this game.
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Kid, 10 years old
February 7, 2011
 
its violent but kids are able to play it
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Teen, 13 years old
January 28, 2011
 
Not for kids but teens can handle it.
I don't like Half-Life 2 cause it's really scary for young children and it's got a lot of blood. Team Fortress 2 is kinda cartoony and fun but there is a little (cartoony) gore BUT that's only funny Portal fits for 8+ gamers.
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Teen, 13 years old
January 21, 2011
 
Portal is good for kids 9+, half-life is great for 12+.
The half-life games are great for mature Tweens and up. Portal Is a great puzzler for age 9+ although there is a little bit of realistic gore. I don't know about TF2 but I know it has blood and is rated M.
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Teen, 14 years old
April 20, 2010
 
First of all, last time I checked PORTAL is not a "Gripping, mature FPS" TF2 should be rated for cartoon violence. The "Half Life" games are a little worse but if your 13/14 y.o. is even mildly mature I think they should be fine. All in all a good deal 5 games for a good price! (And I dont care how old your child is they will love portal!(While you spend hours on Halflife 2 :P))
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Teen, 14 years old
December 20, 2010
 
Great deal! $20 for 5 great games!
The Orange Box comes with 5 games on 1 disc. It's best to review them seperately. Here goes... HALF-LIFE 2 (3 separate games) This game frightened me when I was in my basement, alone, with the lights off. It's gloomy and creepy. Lots of corpses, large amounts of blood stains (it's all over the floors and the walls during combat and remains there for the rest of the chapter), and pretty much... violence. The fight for human survival is inspiring, though. And there is a happy ending. Adult language: People say "dam", "hell", and "sh*t". It's infrequent, but still there. PORTAL: This is an innovative puzzle game (that I love to death). It's educational, because players have to strategically place portals and solve problems while using a unique method. The blood is EXACTLY the same as in Half-Life 2. When the player is shot by enemy drones, the Half-Life 2 blood is spilled and stains the walls and floor. Throughout the whole game, the player's blood is the only blood spillled. Very frequent use of crude and dark humor is present in the game. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's creepy. Such phrases include this one: "Here at the test chamber, we are dedicated to letting you know anything of importance. Stepping on the floor past this room will result in having an unsatisfactory mark on your final report... followed by death." TEAM FORTRESS 2: There is no offline to this game. If you don't have internet for your Xbox 360, then this game is pointless. Two teams play capture the flag, or try to steal each other's control points. Players use lots of weapons and there are very large ammounts of blood splatter (the developers seem to really like blood) will stain the floors and walls and even discolor the water. Players can be stabbed, blasted, set on fire, and even hacked to death by an axe. It's incredibly violent. But most of it is portrayed as comical and funny... (which can be bad or good). The art style is VERY cartoonish and there is absolutely NO REALISM. Seriously... why would two opposing enemies build there bases 20ft from each other? It's a lot of fun, but honestly, the PC version is better. AGE RATINGS: ---------------------- HALF-LIFE 2: I rate this game ON for ages 16+ I rate this game IFFY for ages 13-15 I rate this game OFF for ages 12 and under. PORTAL: I rate this game ON for ages 12+ I rate this game IFFY for ages 9-11 I rate this game OFF for ages 8 and under. TEAM FORTRESS 2: I rate this game ON for ages 15+ I rate this game IFFY for ages 12-14 I rate this game OFF for ages 11 and under.
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Kid, 11 years old
September 3, 2011
 
Too gory for kids.
Half Life..one of the greatest games of all time. But violent. So is Team Fortress. Portal has blood and some cursing. Episode 2's ending is very gruesome. The games are fun however but Team Fortress has campers, lag, etc. Lets start with steam. Valve the creators of steam have been hacked so I recomend buying visa, mastercard, etc. gift cards or buying retail. If you use credit cards make sure you choose not to store card data or else if you have children they can buy what they want- this includes mature shooters and violent games. Half Life 2: Violent and shows the brutality of City 17. They apparently have beating quotas. Yes, the civil protection beats civilians who help Gordon " The Freeman" or as civilians call him Gordon Freeman. They also beat because of there quota. The gore is intense but through the console you can disable this. Flying Limbs and zombie blood is seen. A headcrab is refered to as a "Headhumper" by Gordons Friend Episode 1 Manily the same ammount of violence. Language is now heard more common Episode 2 : Again the same however the enidng ****SPOILER**** Depicts Alyx Vance's dad being killed by having a tounge of some sorts stabbing him in the head. Alyx's crys are heard and sound realistic and she say "Let go of him God Dam----! Half Life is for Mature Audiences. Team Fortress 2: Online only (And of course on xbox this is not free as XBL is required" Expect plenty online cursing. Cartooney however the gore appears intense for cartoony. If you have a 2005 and up machine, the PC Team Fortress 2 is free on steam. Last but not least.. The only game not M.... Portal. Alright. Dont buy portal for 10 dollars on steam. Pay the other 10 and get 1 free game and 3 not free games. Portal is short but is cool. It is actually valves first non M game. Fun but short. If you cant play M games get the xbox version because you get more maps-or test chambers, if you will
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Kid, 9 years old
March 13, 2012
 
Incorrectly rated.
The Orange Box is one of the most gripping game collections, and although it is rated M, the content should be rated more T and that's at it's worst. The first game in the package is Half Life 2, one of the best games I've played in all of 2012. It has an intense plot that may scare younger children, and the monsters are even worse. We have the combine, which is essentially the Nazi's of the future. They are equipped with gas masks, stun sticks, and a vocoder. In the beginning, you are brutally treated by the combine, which may steer some parents of younger children away. The survivors, however, will be rewarded as the game progresses. Although incredibly creepy monsters such as the Headcrab or Poison Zombie appear, once you perform a full assault on City 17 (The starting point) you learn true teamwork and leadership. You lead 4 citizens with the same goal as you - over- throw the combine. You have to be tactical with the squad however, because if they die, you won't get anymore. Next is the 2 episodes, who have the same plot - overthrowing the Combine, and I explained that in the review of Half Life 2. Up next is the game I play away every free hour of my life away with - Team Fortress Two. It has 9 unique classes, the bad tempered Boston Scout, the grizzled veteran Solider, the sociopath Pyro, the (almost always) drunk Demoman, the Russian sleepy Heavy, the polite Texan, Engineer, the insane german Medic, the bizarre australian Sniper, and the dashing rogue Spy. Enough good things about the game - this is where it gets intense. You'll see a LOT of blood in the game, including heads flying off, limbs falling over and landing in a pile of blood as characters scream, and they have various weapons such as Jarate which is a jar of urine you throw at enemies. This may sound intense and scary and mindless, but actually, it's a funny game. Characters constantly throw out quips, and it teaches teamwork as you're about to die.. 5 HP.. You look over at a medic who could win the entire game, but he puts down the winning briefcase just to heal you. You lose the game because of that medic helping you out from a grisly death. Also, if playing the PC version, you can turn off blood and replace body parts with something like screws or hamburgers. Next up is the brilliant puzzler, Portal. You are a test subject to the darkly humored, yet eccentric sounding GLaDOS. She quickly turns from a young sounding voice on a microphone to the worst beast you've ever met. She constantly makes comments once you're escaping with things like "You're an orphan. You were never worth one thing" in a desperate attempt to make you throw your hands in surrender. I won't spoil what happens, but it involves a cake. For only 30 dollars, this game is a great grab for kids 9 and up.
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Teen, 15 years old
January 9, 2012
 
Some of the best games ever in one package
Amazing for anyone
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Kid, 11 years old
August 7, 2011
 
To me it's ok...
Lets see...I've never played Half Life 2 before,but I've played Team Fortress 2 a lot of times! Team Fortress 2 is a bit gory and bloody,and sometimes if your playing online,people can chat by typing or by mic,and sometimes they say bad words on there,I usually ignore them.If you want to by clothing like hats for your favorite class character,you have to use real money,unless you craft your items. Team Fortress 2 always gets new updates,but I think it depends on your gaming system,like if you have Team Fortress 2 for your PS3,it won't get updates. Im not sure for the Xbox,but if you have it for internet,then it will recieve the updates. Portal is a pretty good game,it acts like a puzzle pretty much,so it's educational when you think about it.
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Kid, 10 years old
September 12, 2012
 
Team Fortress 2 Review
I have already reviewed Half-Life 2 and Portal, but I can't find Team Fortress 2! So this is my Team Fortress 2 review. Violence: This game is all about war, weapons such as Flamethrowers, bows and arrows, Sniper Rifles, Miniguns and other guns like Pistols, Shotguns etc. Usually if you get shot by a rocket or grenade or bomb, the imagery gets gory, but every hit, you will see blood! Sex: In the comic, a male says to a female, "Hey! Have you ever seen me with my shirt off? 'Cause, it is awesome!" or "Hey, Helen! Are you still having dinner and sex with handsome men?" On the game itself, a class says "Kiss Me!" to his gun. Language: Words like "H--l, "screw," "moron," "sucks," "turd" and "God" are used, but more milder words, include, "s--t," c--p," b-----d," "b---h," "b---er," "w--ker," "a-s" and "p--s." Consumerism: Recently, TF2 toys, cards and clothes have came out. Drinking, Smoking: A class drinks a lot and gets drunk and another one smokes.
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Teen, 16 years old
July 25, 2012
 
The best Valve collection ever!
I love Valve, and when this game came out, I wanted to play it so much, so I think that yes, this is not appropriate for kids 13 and under, but I think most teens can handle it. Its five games in one, starting with 3 Half-Life games, Half-Life 2 and Half-Life Episodes 1 and 2. These games are the biggest problem, as they have scary moments in them, such as headcraps, which make many noises that may disturb you. There are dead bodies everywhere, which have blood all over them, some of them are worse than that. But, the violence and language are the littlest of your problems, there is hardly any blood when you shoot people, and s--t is used, but not much. Team Fortress 2 is the multiplayer of the game, and thats the second problem, but not as bad as Half-Life. If you die, there is a lot of blood sometimes gore, which is the only problem. And with Portal, its completely clean and anyone can play it. Overall, this game is a lot of fun and I have enjoyed it very much, but If your kid wants to play the Half-Life Episodes, know your kid and use caution before he /she does.
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Kid, 9 years old
May 6, 2012
 
Great deal.
I got this game a week ago. And it's awesome. Five games on one disk, really?, c'mon. That's to good a deal to pass. These are five of the best games ever. Adding this to my favorites.

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Kid, 11 years old
July 8, 2012
 
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Another Successful Game Bye Valve Software
The Orange Box Has Five Games Were Players Have To Solve Puzzles and kill baddies Team Fortress 2 Is Optional.
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Kid, 12 years old
March 3, 2012
 
Fine For 12 Year Olds Who Play Halo Or Call Of Duty. READ THE REVIEW, PARENTS.
PARENTS: READ THIS REVIEW. I think The Orange Box is a great game. It comes with Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Half Life 2 Episode 1 and 2, and Portal. Here are the gore ratings, 1 being not very much, and 10 being A LOT. Half Life 2 (Including Episode 1 and 2): 5 Team Fortress 2: 6 Portal: None. I play Skyrim, Call Of Duty, Battlefield and Halo, and I'm not scared of them, and neither am I of these. I find TF2's gore is cartoony, therefore it's fine for a 12 year old who plays at least Halo. I LOVE Halo, used to play TF2 on PC but it broke it, and I have Portal 1 and 2 on my PC, but this is AMAZING. I LOVE Half-Life 2. It's just so amazing, and I'm totally getting Half-Life 3 when it comes out. There's a bit of language, but nothing super bad, as it's only in HL2, but it doesn't have the f-word or really anything bad, and only swears SOMETIMES. I swear in real life more then they do in this game. Don't listen to Marc Saltzman, the author of this review, because he's got nothing on us gamers. I have been gaming ever since I was 4, every year the games I got were more violent, so that's 7-8 years of gaming.

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