Ugh.. I'm close to burning this game and laughing at it burn. Alright, let's be honest. The first one was decent. I didn't love it, and the humor wasn't really high. It had some boring gameplay moments and lackluster story.
This isn't the game that you'd want to get your kids. Come to think of it, it's not the game for you or your kids. It's downright
crappy and easily profane.
Violence is everywhere. When you kill enemies, what doesn't
happen? Loss of lungs, an extraordinary amount of blood, loss
of body parts, decapitations, screams of pain, the list can go on. It's very graphic and not fun at all. Role models are just
terrible. Travis Touchdown should of been kept as he was in
the first game. He was actually a funny character and was
very likable. Now, he's just crappy. He makes Dora the Explorer look like an endearing character. Dead serious..
Language offends, and it comes with an overwhelming amount
of mature sexual content. Whenever a character talks, they're
either talking about something idiotic and something sexual,
that can offend. Jokes about sex, crotches, breasts, rape,
sexual intercourse, testicles, butts, and strippers.
Intercourse jokes? Why? Anyways.. if you thought that was
bad, it doesn't end. There's an incredible amount of adult themes, period. The story, jokes, and violence all relate to
the same thing. Rape, Murder, Beatings, Sex, Gore, etc.
The list will go on for months.
It's terrible to play. Oh, and there's one more thing I haven't
mentioned yet. Language. If you've played this game, you'll
know what I'm talking about. It almost can offend as much
as Conker's Bad Fur Day did.
Examples include "F**k", "S**t", "A**", "D*mn", "B**ch", "Motherf**ker", "D**kf**ker", "Vaginaf**ker", the list
can go on.
This game can only take so much of a beating. I can't suggest
you buying this game for you or your kids if you like action
games. Come to think of it, It's not for you even if you don't.
Instead, bolt bullets through your Nintendo Wii's core system,
throw it out the window, give it a hardcore beating (slam it
on the wall, stomp on it, etc.), pour gasoline on it, and then
get out a butane lighter, and you know the rest.