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Along Came Polly - PG-13

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Talented actors in dumb movie with gross sex humor.

Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, language, crude humor and some drug references Studio: Universal Pictures Directed By: John Hamburg Cast: Jennifer Aniston, Ben Stiller Running Time: 90 minutes Release Date: 01/16/2004 Genre: Comedy

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Common Sense Note

There are many, many "ewwwwwwwwwwww" moments, some strong language and very explicit sexual references and situations for a PG-13 including male nudity (full rear view), adultery, spanking as foreplay, and concerns about premature ejaculation.

Families who see this movie together could talk about how they assess risks and rewards and how different people are comfortable taking different kinds of chances.

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Reviewed By: Nell Minow

Reuben (Ben Stiller) evaluates risk for a living. When he marries Lisa (Debra Messing), he thinks he has a sure thing. But on the first day of their honeymoon she falls for a scuba instructor, and he returns home alone to an apartment filled with unopened wedding gifts.

He runs into Polly (Jennifer Anniston), a childhood friend, and he asks her out. Can a guy who spends eight minutes a day just putting away and taking out the decorative throw pillows for his bed find happiness with a non-planner, a risk-taker, an exotic-food-lover, and a key-loser?

More important, how many excrutiatingly embarrassing moments will we have to share with Reuben before we find out?

Oh yes, there are many, many "ewwwwwwwwwwww" moments ahead. A face collides with a hairy, sweaty torso. A candybar is dropped on the street and then picked up and eaten. A man who has just gone to the bathroom wipes his hand on another man's ear. On a first date, while trying to make a good impression, a man floods a woman's toilet by using her grandmother's embroidered hand-towel as toilet paper. And an almost-blind ferret keeps slamming into walls. Reuben is constantly struggling to hold in various bodily functions, from controlling his irritable bowel syndrome when he eats ethnic food to maintaining his sexual stamina when he becomes overexcited the first time he and Polly make love. If all of this strikes you as funny, then you probably don't get out much, and this may be the movie for you when you do.

But you will still have to sit through a lot of dull filler subplots that waste the talents of the stars, including Reuben's self-centered and obnoxious childhood friend (Philip Seymour Hoffman), a has-been actor still clinging to his one sucessful appearance in a John Hughes-style teen movie, salsa lessons, and a client prospect (Bryan Brown) who likes to jump off buildings and swim with sharks. The characters are overly generic, especially Reuben's kvetching mother (Michelle Lee) and silent but deep father (Bob Dishy). Hank Azaria, newly Joe Piscopoed into a buff and muscular body that looks like a CGI effect, is wasted as a naked scuba instructor with a Pepe LePew accent. None of the characters are anything other than narrative conveniences and so it is impossible to care what happens to them. I challenge anyone to remember a week after the movie the big reveal about why Polly is such a commitment-phobe.

Parents should know that this movie has very explicit sexual references and situations for a PG-13 including male nudity (full rear view), adultery, spanking as foreplay, and concerns about premature ejaculation. There is also a lot of explicit gross-out potty humor. Characters use strong language.

Families who see this movie could talk about how they assess risks and rewards and how different people are comfortable with different kinds of risks.

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Sexual Content

Very explicit sexual references and situations for a PG-13.

Violence

Language

Strong languge used.

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Social Behavior

Gross-out humor.

 

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Drug/Alcohol/Tobacco

Social drinking.

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