The Cave (PG-13)
Hectic slasher movie too scary for little ones.
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- Studio: Screen Gems, Screen Gems
- Directed By: Bruce Hunt
- Cast: Cole Hauser, Lena Headey, Piper Perabo
- Running Time: 97 minutes
- Release Date: 08/26/2005
- Video/DVD Release Date: 01/03/2006
- Genre: Horror
- MPAA Rating: PG-13
- MPAA Explanation: intense creature violence
Parents need to know
Families can talk about the characters' choices. (As they are largely undistinguishable, their choices seem functions of the group, even when they're arguing.) Some act out of ambition, others fear or anger, but all make typically bad horror-action movie choices: they go off on their own, distrust one another, head directly to the darkest corner of the screen space. How do their actions create tension? Do they have alternative choices?
Message
Social Behavior:
Monsters are mean, some ambition and competition at the start; survivors pull together by end.
Consumerism:
Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:
Violence
Monsters attack, bloody bodies left in their wake, some explosions.
Sex
Very brief flirting, a man cuts open a woman's wet suit to give her mouth to mouth, a woman climber wears shorts and a sports bra.
Language
Brief.
Common Sense says
What's the story?
Reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs
Dr. Nicolai (Marcel Iures) discovers a buried abbey with mosaics that tell a story of demons and victims. The abbey itself is on top of an underground cave system. Suspecting the cave could have its own ecosystem, Nicolai hires a team of cave divers and climbers led by Jack (Cole Hauser) to investigate. The team discovers a link between parasites and a set of previous human explorers (introduced during an opening prologue, "30 years ago") in the cave. Soon, members of the team start to behave strangely.
Is it any good?
A hectic scary movie about monsters in a dark place, THE CAVE runs out of narrative in about 12 minutes. It is essentially a slasher movie with "scientifically" explained monsters. The fact that a couple of team members start behaving strangely only confuses the question of who will "turn" first. Apparently, the vampire-like change involves paranoia ("I can't help it if they don't trust me," says one likely victim) and creepy pallor ("He's not the man we started with," worries an associate). Fears of monstrous transformation are not new, but the added dimension of evolutionary adaptation is potentially intriguing. The trouble here is that the original characters are never compelling, so you don't have much stake in their changes.
Equally disappointing is the film's representation of space, which you'd think would be a crucial aspect of a movie called The Cave, but it's as subjective and abstract as the characters' seeming experiences. It's like the whole movie has been shot on the Marines' video headsets in Aliens, harrowing, but never very engaging.
Other choices
Anaconda
The X Files
Alien vs. Predator
Pitch Black
John Carpenter's The Thing
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
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