The Longest Yard (PG-13)

Poor remake pushes the edges of PG-13.

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Movie details
  • Studio: Paramount Pictures, Paramount Pictures
  • Directed By: Peter Segal
  • Cast: Chris Rock, Adam Sandler
  • Running Time: 109 minutes
  • Release Date: 05/27/2005
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 09/20/2005
  • Genre: Comedy
  • MPAA Rating: PG-13
  • MPAA Explanation: crude and sexual humor, violence, language and drug references

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that this film pushes the edges of the PG-13 rating. It features repeated crude language (including one "f--k" and several uses of the "N" word), frequent violence on and off the football field, including one character burning to death in an explosion, beatings and hard tackles, prison guards slamming their charges' heads and crotches with batons, and inmates assaulting each other. Prisoners are locked in a "hot box" as punishment. Characters drink, smoke, take steroids, and are extremely disrespectful to authorities (cops and prison officials who, according to this film, deserve disrespect). In addition, the movie includes sexual imagery (a woman's cleavage, a woman in her underwear being spanked, gaudy transvestite cheerleaders, implied homosexual activity), and gendered and raced stereotypes serving as "jokes" (an older woman in an ugly wig, a guard who takes estrogen unknowingly and starts behaving like "a girl," and hyper-aggressive black, Latino, and Indian inmates).

Families can talk about drugs, steroids, and what it takes to bond in friendship. Families can also discuss the film's depiction of a corrupt prison system and how it sets up the inmates as heroes. What is the appeal of humor based on physical and verbal abuse of characters who are "different" in some way?

Message

Social Behavior:

Repeated rude, violent, offensive behavior.

Consumerism:

Sports promotional contracts discussed.

Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:

Drinking, smoking, drug use.

Violence

Hard-hitting football, beatings in prison, a murder by burning, car crashes.

Sex

Transvestite characters, implied sexual activity, characters in underwear.

Language

Pushes hard at the PG-13 boundaries.

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs

In this remake, frustrated former NFL quarterback Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) lands in a desolate Texas prison following a particularly rowdy joyride. At prison, Paul is assigned by the selfish, political-career-minded warden (Chris Rock) and an old-timer, Nate (Burt Reynolds); their players are assigned reductive "traits": Brucie (Nicholas Turturro) is demented; receiver Deacon Moss (former NFL star Michael Irvin) is much-respected; the Beast (K-1 Kickboxer Bob Sapp) is ferocious; Torres (Lobo Sebastian) always smokes cigarettes; Turley (Dalip Singh) is a giant whose every utterance is subtitled.

Is it any good?

2
What were they thinking? This movie has almost nothing to recommend it. Sandler -- unflappable, mildly self-mocking, and amusingly quizzical as always -- squeezes awkwardly into an old Burt Reynolds role. Though he's beaten repeatedly and endures something of a moral dilemma (the film is a play-by-play copy of the 1974 version), Sandler maintains his signature laidbackness, playing straight man while all around him "bring the pain."

The unoriginal gags include transvestite cheerleaders (for instance, Tracy Morgan as Ms. Tucker); the warden's aging secretary (Cloris Leachman), who has a crush on Paul based on the underwear ads he made as a superstar athlete); and the warden's political advisor looks like Colonel Sanders.

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Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 23 reviews.

5

Posted on 01/14/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

funniest movie ever

dis movie got da right cast with funnie men adam sandler and chris rock. rap sensation nelly and the legend of acting bert renyolds so this movie got it all but there is all kind of swearing every word is meniond in the move violence is an issue because chris rocks character caretacker dies of an explosion thats all thats in there but if ure 12 years old or older u can defently see dis movie because believe me u will be laughing ure but off.
4

Posted on 10/04/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

accually a pretty good comedy-drama-action packed movie.

well i do not get the PG-13 rating there is a ton of swearing like the f word once, atleast 50 or more times of sh*t, and the n word and all the swearing you could think of, and theres violence, lots of violence. for instence Chris Rocks character dies in an explosion, and gun shots, and beating cons as if they wanted to kill them. and theres sex and drug refrences in it like gay cheerleaders who are men and does sex stuff to men, and drinking and driving(how sandler got in prison) and steriods, and other drugs. and cons beating up cons. Great movie though if you have seen Norbit, Click, or Talladega Nights i highly recomend to see this flick. for kids 13 and up because of what i said in this review. BYE. SEE MY NEXT REVIEW. BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
4


Posted on 10/02/07 by quest13 Adult contributor

Crude a bit

Well sexual wise there are gay couples and a lot of references. Violence is a bit rough and language just comes out here and there. Be at least 14 to see this ithas to many gay jokes but someone who has seen Click,Austin Powers, or Talladega Nights can definitly see this>
4

Posted on 05/01/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

So-So comedy

Pretty funny, some violence, drinking and driving. The only part i didn't like was when the wierdo guy blew up chris rock's character up.
4

Posted on 11/05/06 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

awesome

The true ways of adam sandler come through in this jail comedy. Not as bad as some people think. Recommended 8-9+
4


Posted on 07/08/06 by G3 Adult contributor

The languege is the worst part of it!

4

Posted on 05/16/06 by Anonymous Adult contributor

4


Posted on 04/21/06 by G Kid contributor, age 12

Funniest Adam Sandler Movie Ever! Fans should see it!

3


Posted on 11/13/05 by ThatDanGuy Adult contributor

Funny, but not as good as the original

I took my 12 year old son to see this movie and we both had a great time! There are some references to gay sex and Tracy Morgan (SNL) is hilarious as the team's head cheerleader! No one in the cast will win an Oscar, however the film is funny and appropriate for kids 12 and older, due to some of the language and a bit of prison yard violence.
4


Posted on 09/28/05 by amyjo113616 Adult contributor

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Adult Reviews

There are 11 reviews.

4


Posted on 10/02/07 by quest13 Adult contributor

Crude a bit

Well sexual wise there are gay couples and a lot of references. Violence is a bit rough and language just comes out here and there. Be at least 14 to see this ithas to many gay jokes but someone who has seen Click,Austin Powers, or Talladega Nights can definitly see this>
4


Posted on 07/08/06 by G3 Adult contributor

The languege is the worst part of it!

4

Posted on 05/16/06 by Anonymous Adult contributor

3


Posted on 11/13/05 by ThatDanGuy Adult contributor

Funny, but not as good as the original

I took my 12 year old son to see this movie and we both had a great time! There are some references to gay sex and Tracy Morgan (SNL) is hilarious as the team's head cheerleader! No one in the cast will win an Oscar, however the film is funny and appropriate for kids 12 and older, due to some of the language and a bit of prison yard violence.
4


Posted on 09/28/05 by amyjo113616 Adult contributor
3

Posted on 07/09/05 by Anonymous Adult contributor

ok for adults - not ok for kids

somewhat entertaining for me. I took my 12 yr old son - it was not appropriate for him.
3

Posted on 06/14/05 by Anonymous Adult contributor

3


Posted on 06/11/05 by Antiqu8 Adult contributor

Seen the first? Skip this one.

A lot was saved on writer's fees as this closely paralled the original, but with much more sensationalism put into this remake. With the gender issues, drugs (steroids), and the sensational and graphic pain inflictions make this a movie for the more mature. I just don't feel that this is a movie for the younger set, even with a discussion of the issues this film brings forth.
4

Posted on 05/30/05 by Anonymous Adult contributor

1


Posted on 05/27/05 by SFDad Adult contributor

A Pathetic Knock off

Oh... Come on. This is a very poor imitation of the original. Can't Adam Sandler do better than this with his ridiculously overpriced acting fees. There are a million movies out there that are better for your kids. Skip it. You aren't missing anything!
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Kids Reviews

There are 12 reviews.

5

Posted on 01/14/08 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

funniest movie ever

dis movie got da right cast with funnie men adam sandler and chris rock. rap sensation nelly and the legend of acting bert renyolds so this movie got it all but there is all kind of swearing every word is meniond in the move violence is an issue because chris rocks character caretacker dies of an explosion thats all thats in there but if ure 12 years old or older u can defently see dis movie because believe me u will be laughing ure but off.
4

Posted on 10/04/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

accually a pretty good comedy-drama-action packed movie.

well i do not get the PG-13 rating there is a ton of swearing like the f word once, atleast 50 or more times of sh*t, and the n word and all the swearing you could think of, and theres violence, lots of violence. for instence Chris Rocks character dies in an explosion, and gun shots, and beating cons as if they wanted to kill them. and theres sex and drug refrences in it like gay cheerleaders who are men and does sex stuff to men, and drinking and driving(how sandler got in prison) and steriods, and other drugs. and cons beating up cons. Great movie though if you have seen Norbit, Click, or Talladega Nights i highly recomend to see this flick. for kids 13 and up because of what i said in this review. BYE. SEE MY NEXT REVIEW. BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
4

Posted on 05/01/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

So-So comedy

Pretty funny, some violence, drinking and driving. The only part i didn't like was when the wierdo guy blew up chris rock's character up.
4

Posted on 11/05/06 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12

awesome

The true ways of adam sandler come through in this jail comedy. Not as bad as some people think. Recommended 8-9+
4


Posted on 04/21/06 by G Kid contributor, age 12

Funniest Adam Sandler Movie Ever! Fans should see it!

4

Posted on 09/20/05 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13
4

Posted on 09/17/05 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

A funny Adam Sandler movie

I liked this movie, but it might be a little inappropiate for kids under the age of 11.
2

Posted on 07/06/05 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 13

Bad

The Longest Yard was violent, rude, and had a lot of drug references. Characters are beaten, take steroids, and do other disturbing things. No one under 14 years old should see this movie.
4


Posted on 07/05/05 by underonehalo Kid contributor, age 14

wow!

holy cow, look at all the haters! not a single person gave this movie an at least semi positive review. I thought this was a pretty good movie. I laughed several times and had an overall good time with this movie. Obviously, not everyone shares the same opinions I do. I am just sayin, check it out. Thats it.
2


Posted on 05/30/05 by Spanglish82 Kid contributor, age 13

Horrible, Go With The Original

This movie was indespicable. It wasn't funny, it was just stupid. If you like people gettin ghit in the crotches,head, and more areas maybe you'll like it! There is a scene whee the secretary akes adam sandler alone in a room to do SOMETHING, that was innapropriate for young children. Overall, dont waste your money, go see a better movie.
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