Stay Alive (PG-13)
Ridiculous slasher flick. Teens, go elsewhere.
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- Studio: Touchstone Pictures, Touchstone Pictures
- Directed By: William Bell
- Cast: Frankie Muniz, Samaire Armstrong
- Running Time: 85 minutes
- Release Date: 03/24/2006
- Video/DVD Release Date: 09/19/2006
- Genre: Horror
- MPAA Rating: PG-13
- MPAA Explanation: violence, disturbing images, language, and brief sexual and drug content.
Parents need to know
Families can talk about the relationships between friends and, in one case, sister and brother. How do these bonds lead them to investigate the murders and then get in trouble? How can video games or other media affect your sense of reality and responsibility, or your social life?
Message
Social Behavior:
Gamers are so devoted to their avocation that they don't attend to legal or other niceties; cops are arrogant and ineffectual; the monstrous Countess, of course, only means to grind them all down.
Consumerism:
Alienware PCs, Steamboy movie poster, Fresca soda, Pontiac GTO.
Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:
Characters smoke cigarettes; one character appears passed out, then reveals the reason: a huge bong.
Violence
Frequent jump scenes and scary music (not so effective, but the intent is clear); film opens on bloody eye; reference to a childhood trauma in which a father burned his wife to death and left his son to die; video game violence is bloody and brutal (stabbing, dismembering, hanging, shooting, crossbowing); real-life characters are similarly abused, and also run down by a horse-drawn carriage, splatted in a car (seen from a distance, blood on windows), nailed in the head, hung upside down, set on fire.
Sex
Early sex scene shows two young people, from the back, one wearing a pig mask; reference to " PDA sex thing" player gets excited and says, " can feel it in my pants."
Language
Some profanity, including s-word, "," hell," "," "," " Jesus," and some sexual innuendo.
Common Sense says
What's the story?
Reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs
When a nerdishly enthusiastic player (Milo Ventimiglia) tries the unreleased video game "Stay Alive," he and two friends end up viciously murdered, a new crew gets hold of the game, including earnest Hutch (Jon Foster), dorky Phineus (Jimmi Simpson) and tech-head Swink (Frankie Muniz). The requisite girls are Phin's gothy sister October (Sophia Bush) and last minute tagalong Abigail (Samaire Armstrong). When Phin insists that they should all game in honor of their fallen gamer friend, the game provides them with muscular avatars, guns and crossbows, then leads them to a terrible place featuring a dungeon, torture, and mayhem, where they start dying in real life the ways they die in the game.
Is it any good?
Ridiculous and then some, STAY ALIVE offers the usual slasher movie set-up: young people making one wrong decision after another. Here they're up against a video game character, the "Blood Countess" (Maria Kalinina), complete with red gown and pasty face. She's based on a real life Hungarian serial killer, transferred to New Orleans (where some of the film was shot, just before Hurricane Katrina hit last year), and is accompanied by ghosts of her victims, little girls in white dresses and J-horror-styled stringy hair.
The painfully necessary romance between Hutch and Abigail slows down the action somewhat, especially as she must send him forth to fight the Countess on his own, while she stays behind in a barred room and counts off rose petals to the hackneyed tune of "He loves me, he loves me not." This just before Swink comes back from the apparent dead, to restore the endangered pretty couple. Why, we'll never know.
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