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Three Kings

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    Not age appropriate for kids under 15, age appropriate for kids over 16; suggested age 15.
  • Is it any good?

    4.0
  • Common Sense says

    Violent, liberal George Clooney Gulf War caper.

Why We Rated This iffy for Ages 15–16

What to watch out for

  • Messages:

    The American troops in general use racist language directed particularly at Arabs and behave like kill-crazy party monsters (at least with the announcement of the war's "ending"). The "heroes" are initially lawless rogues intent on robbery and making themselves rich, but they undergo a moral transformation and begin to appreciate that the Iraqi resistance (and even some of the bad guys) are real people involved in a serious moral struggle. Ultimately the main characters turn into saviors, but very flawed ones. The one female character of consequence is a pushy and vindictive news reporter, but she too shows some signs of lessons learned.
  • Violence:

    Unsparing war violence and many deaths. Includes severe depiction (using a clinical X-ray view) of what happens when bullets tear through human tissues. People are shot through the head in the closeup, including a mother (whose child grieves by the body). A little boy sniper is blown up by a tank shell. Landmines explode further vehicles. A man in tortured with electric shocks. There's some closeup battlefield surgery.
  • Sex:

    A brief early scene of Archie having sex with a young news associate, she in a bra and panties, he almost fully clothed. Later talk about sex (mostly in the context of ascending the ranks in broadcast journalism).
  • Language:

    Pretty extreme, including subtitled f-words and s-words courtesy of the Iraqis.
  • Consumerism:

    Fancy motorcars on display, with much talk of the Lexus Infinity. References to cultural media icons, including Bart Simpson and Michael Jackson, and popular music. Usually it's ironic commentary, not a sales pitch. Usually.
  • Drinking, drugs, & smoking:

    Social drinking and partying after the U.S. victory.
 

What Parents Need to Know

About Three Kings

Parents need to know that this film is unsparing in the violence of the battlefield, with soldiers, civilians, mothers, and children dying in gunfire and RPG attacks. Several special-effects scenes actually go within a human body to demonstrate, classroom-lecture style, the damage that bullets do. There is also one rather gratuitous sex scene early on. The depiction of the coalition troops sent to liberate Kuwait is cynical, to put it lightly. Families who are strong Bush Jr./Sr. supporters will either yell at the screen, decide George Clooney isn't all that handsome anymore, or turn it off. Other families may cheer at the film's brazenness.

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Families Can Talk About

  • Families can talk about the film's politics and the way the main characters turn from glorified looters into humanitarians. While Saddam Hussein is never discussed as more than a despicable warlord (hated and feared by even his own legions), it's stated that the Iraqi people, on both sides, are ordinary people involved in a complicated struggle for power and survival that most Americans -- with mainly money and oil on their minds -- can't/won't/don't comprehend. The filmmakers find fault with the George Bush government for not supporting the anti-Saddam resistance in 1991. Families in Bush-supporting households can debate whether this is a fair charge or not, especially considering that another President Bush invaded the country to charge wholesale after Saddam ten years later. Why wasn't George Clooney cheering then?

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  1. I rate this title on for age 10 and give it 4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Excessive violence

  2. Adult Reviewer
    Lives in Minnesota
    I rate this title on for age 16 and give it 5.0

    I enjoyed this :P

    I watched this movie thinking that it was gonna be just another war movie etc but it is actually really good. A bit violent and graphic in some places such as cows blowing up and its parts going everywhere with the cow head on the bonet of the car and a child watches her mother get shot in the head etc but it was actually quite humorous in some places and entertaining. I personally loved this movie and thought it was quite awesome. They set out to steal gold and end up helping some refugees. George was of course hot and I really enjoyed it :P i don't recommend it to under 15yrs seeing it is 18+ and over but worth watching <3

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