Unaccompanied Minors (PG)

Stuck kids run amok; Home Alone this ain't.

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Movie details
  • Studio: Warner Bros., Warner Bros.
  • Directed By: Paul Feig
  • Cast: Wilmer Valderrama, Tyler James Williams, Dyllan Christopher
  • Running Time: 089 minutes
  • Release Date: 12/07/2006
  • Video/DVD Release Date: 08/07/2007
  • Genre: Family and Kids
  • MPAA Rating: PG
  • MPAA Explanation: or mild rude humor and language.

Parents need to know

Parents need to know that although this film is relentlessly dumb, kids -- especially those who like slapstick violence and watching other kids outsmart adults -- will probably want to see it. (That said, during one preview screening, after about 30 minutes, a 6- or 7-year-old asked his mother if they could please go home.) The stranded kids misbehave both with and without adult supervision, throwing candy and toys, destroying furniture, and piling on top of the man assigned to watch them. They order food they can't pay for, steal a motorized cart, steal items from abandoned luggage, let loose a caged dog, sneak out of the airport, and watch as adults fall, crash, and rage (a chase on sleds/rafts leads to a crash and one man's bloody and bruised face). An aunt drinks herself into unconsciousness (played as comedy), and a boy finds a bra in a suitcase where he's trapped. Some minor name-calling.

Families can talk about the movie's premise. How realistic is it that something like this could happen? If real kids did get stranded at an airport, do you think they'd act like this? Kids, how would you behave in that situation? What issues are brought up by kids traveling alone, especially during the holidays. What precautions can families take to make sure these trips go off smoothly? And for fun, what sorts of activities can you come up with during a "snow day"?

Message

Social Behavior:

Frustrated with being stuck at the airport and angry at their absent parents, kids misbehave. Stereotyped Mexican airport worker.

Consumerism:

Images of or allusions to M&Ms, Al Roker on TV, Aquaman action figure, Abercrombie & Fitch, Dior, Sharper Image, Humvee, Slinky (with song lyrics).

Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco:

Drinking to drunkenness by Aunt Judy (very disheveled on the morning after).

Violence

Lots of silly slapstick stuff. Repeated punches and hits to crotches (at least four); children misbehaving in the waiting room throw candy and other objects at one other and adults; kid's face smashed by inflatable life vest (plus other equipment-related abuses); kids stuck in and on top of suitcase are bumped and banged during a ride on the luggage conveyor; man knocked over by pop-up Santa lawn ornament; chasing and banging throughout airport hallways/tunnels/floor areas; chase down snowy hill (on sleds, canoes, etc.) leads to smashing into trees and over cliff (Porter's face is bruised and bloody; later he appears with bandages); caged dog growls menacingly; guards play musical chairs and slap each other when they lose.

Sex

Early, brief scene has a rich girl sitting in an older male model's lap to show that she's experienced and provocative -- later, she's revealed to be sweet and naive; minor flirting between kids; flight attendants discuss pilots as potential mates ("Not too late for a fifth husband!"); a boy finds a bra in a suitcase where he's trapped (and comments "Not so bad in here").

Language

Name-calling by children ("psycho," "underpants," "morons").

Common Sense says

What's the story?

Reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs

Before they're stranded in a Chicago airport by a blizzard, the core group of "minors" are introduced, establishing his or her essential character. With his parents divorced, Spencer (Dyllan Christopher) feels responsible for his little sister Katy (Dominique Saldana). Harvard-bound Charlie (Tyler James Williams) worries about proper behavior and looking smart all the time. Tomboy Donna (Quinn Shephard) hates to be touched but likes to hurt others. Wealthy Grace (Gina Mantegna) acts older than she is. And lonely Beef (Brett Kelly) clings to his Aquaman action figure. Horrified by the chaos of the airport's "unaccompanied minors room," these kids start to bond, mainly over Spencer's problem. See, he left Katy in the terrible room, so he embarks on a mission to bring her a gift so she won't lose faith in Santa. His efforts are paralleled by those of his father, Sam (Rob Corddry), who's driving dangerous conditions to get them. Their mother, Valerie (Paget Brewster), is less effective, watching TV and worrying back home, as Aunt Judy (Teri Garr, in a cameo) drink herself into a stupor while wearing ornaments and a Santa hat. As annoying as such silly displays may be, the children's more immediate concern is with their primary adversary, Scroogey airport manager Oliver Porter (Lewis Black), who calls the kids names and makes it his personal mission to make them feel bad.

Is it any good?

2
Both tedious and hyperactive, UNACCOMPANIED MINORS is also a strangely careless movie. Given that it ends up preaching the value of adults and kids sharing Christmas together, it spends an awful lot of time showing the extreme incompatibility of the two species by following a group of kids who, understandably frustrated at their seeming abandonment on Christmas Eve, outsmart and abuse any and all adults they meet.

While Unaccompanied Minors might seem to fall into the kids-running-amok holiday subgenre most famously exemplified by Home Alone, Paul Fieg's movie is a disappointment in several ways. Crass and unimaginative, it's more an assembly of disconnected scenes than a movie with a plot. After they're befriended by Porter's disgruntled employee, Zach (Wilmer Valderrama), the kids eventually triumph, of course, but you're left wondering just what they've won. And, more importantly, what better use you might have found for your time.

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Parents and kids say

All Reviews

There are 15 reviews.

1

Posted on 11/27/08 by Anonymous Adult contributor

how to be careful

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5


Posted on 10/21/07 by mogen11 Kid contributor, age 11

Funny!

This movie is very funny! there are some surprises, and it is very good to watch with family.WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!
5


Posted on 08/18/07 by moviegeek222 Kid contributor, age 13

Awesome

First off, who ever wrote this review is taking parts of the movie and taking them WAY OUT OF CONTEXT! On a lighter note, I found nothing wrong with this movie except slapstick humor. Nothing "Provocative" as stated in the CSM Review. Anyways, i'ts a great movie, See it.
5

Posted on 08/10/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12
3


Posted on 07/22/07 by the ring Kid contributor, age 11
4


Posted on 07/19/07 by yankee01 Kid contributor, age 12

good

a feel good family film with a message for all kids
4


Posted on 03/30/07 by bearywell Adult contributor

We loved it!

I put off going to see this movie with grandson(7). I thought I just don't want to see another kids are smarter than adults movie. But this movie was all about learning to make the best of a bad situation (stuck in airport during the holday). You learn every kid has something they are going through. The mean airport guy kind of got on my nerves but even that turns out ok by the end. My grandsons (5 & 7) loved this movie so much we saw it 3 times. I will definitely by the video!
4


Posted on 02/03/07 by Hollstrsurf01 Kid contributor, age 11

i really like this movie!

this movie is hilarious and great for kids!
3


Posted on 12/30/06 by LM Adult contributor

Morality? Santa? Overall Questionable

My 10 year old and I felt like seeing a movie on a whim, and stopped at theather, this was playing at the time. We missed the first 5 miunutes, but the plot wasn't hard to figure out. For whatever reason there are many children who are alone at an airport on Christmas Eve. A group of 5, get together and get into a lot of trouble on their adventures thru the airport.. A lot of slapstick and bad behavior. A few funny parts. End is very predictable, everyone gets together and becomes friends in the spirit of Christmas.Its entertaining for older kids, but I would NOT take anyone under 10.
3


Posted on 12/24/06 by a.p.k Adult contributor

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Adult Reviews

There are 7 reviews.

1

Posted on 11/27/08 by Anonymous Adult contributor

how to be careful

xnhhmj,,hggkj,j,j,
4


Posted on 03/30/07 by bearywell Adult contributor

We loved it!

I put off going to see this movie with grandson(7). I thought I just don't want to see another kids are smarter than adults movie. But this movie was all about learning to make the best of a bad situation (stuck in airport during the holday). You learn every kid has something they are going through. The mean airport guy kind of got on my nerves but even that turns out ok by the end. My grandsons (5 & 7) loved this movie so much we saw it 3 times. I will definitely by the video!
3


Posted on 12/30/06 by LM Adult contributor

Morality? Santa? Overall Questionable

My 10 year old and I felt like seeing a movie on a whim, and stopped at theather, this was playing at the time. We missed the first 5 miunutes, but the plot wasn't hard to figure out. For whatever reason there are many children who are alone at an airport on Christmas Eve. A group of 5, get together and get into a lot of trouble on their adventures thru the airport.. A lot of slapstick and bad behavior. A few funny parts. End is very predictable, everyone gets together and becomes friends in the spirit of Christmas.Its entertaining for older kids, but I would NOT take anyone under 10.
3


Posted on 12/24/06 by a.p.k Adult contributor
2

Posted on 12/15/06 by Anonymous Adult contributor

1


Posted on 12/08/06 by tommysportsgirl Adult contributor

a waste of time!

The little kids in the theater laughed, but overall, I found the film very boring. It presents bad behavior as acceptable, and the kids misbehave and run away but it's shown as "ok".
2

Posted on 12/07/06 by Anonymous Adult contributor

Liked it more than I expected

We went to a preview, expecting a totally stupid movie. We were surprised to find some heart. There was lots of slapstick. I was concerned at the beginning when it was looking like the entire movie was just going to be kids out of control. Eventually, it settled in and all of the characters had an opportunity to come to grips with their greatest challenges and choose to not let them define who they were. Home Alone is better, but we thought this was worth our time.
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Kids Reviews

There are 8 reviews.

5


Posted on 10/21/07 by mogen11 Kid contributor, age 11

Funny!

This movie is very funny! there are some surprises, and it is very good to watch with family.WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!
5


Posted on 08/18/07 by moviegeek222 Kid contributor, age 13

Awesome

First off, who ever wrote this review is taking parts of the movie and taking them WAY OUT OF CONTEXT! On a lighter note, I found nothing wrong with this movie except slapstick humor. Nothing "Provocative" as stated in the CSM Review. Anyways, i'ts a great movie, See it.
5

Posted on 08/10/07 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 12
3


Posted on 07/22/07 by the ring Kid contributor, age 11
4


Posted on 07/19/07 by yankee01 Kid contributor, age 12

good

a feel good family film with a message for all kids
4


Posted on 02/03/07 by Hollstrsurf01 Kid contributor, age 11

i really like this movie!

this movie is hilarious and great for kids!
4


Posted on 12/17/06 by moviereviewer Kid contributor, age 12

it was halarious!

It is a really funny movie that involves kids running all over the place trying to escape a christmas hating manager. It involves a classic romance that ends up very happy with the two of the stars liking achother and the other two liking eachother.
5

Posted on 12/17/06 by Anonymous Kid contributor, age 17
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