Ever since he watched it, my 3-year-old son Bert has been repeating "Get in mah belly!" and "I'm dead sexy! Look at my sexy body!" I think Fat Basterd is his favorite character because of his constantly changing, very funny facial expressions. I read that constantly moving faces keep toddler's attention much better than idol ones. Oh, and my 5-year-old daughter Amanda is attracted to Dr. Evil. Go figure.

Run far away from this movie! Drop it in the sewers where garbage like this belongs!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, let your children watch this mess!