Beethoven

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Common Sense Media says

A sloppy but lovable pooch of a movie.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this hit comedy is thin on story but big on
slapstick. Inept, repeatedly humiliated adults may annoy some parents.
Don't be surprised if the kids start pestering you for a dog after
watching this movie. Be aware of some questionable behavior, like
out-of-control kids and a negative depiction of working mothers. The
best age group for this film is 6- to 8-year-olds, who will love the
pup and the comic mayhem that ensues. Older kids may still enjoy this,
particularly dog lovers, though they'll likely find the story thin.

  • The film's openly dismissive attitude toward women who work will rankle many. The children are rude to their father when they disagree with his actions, and relent only when they get their way.
  • A bespectacled youngster is bullied. Everyone in the family cheers when the father hits a villain. A young girl nearly drowns before she is rescued by Beethoven. Beethoven is almost killed by a villain who abuses animals in the name of research.
  • Not applicable.

What's the story?

A St. Bernard pup escapes the clutches of dog-nappers who have taken him from a pet store. The little dog wanders into the suburban home of the Newton family. Although father George (Charles Grodin) is dead set against having a dog, his three children immediately bond with their new canine. George agrees to let the pup, which his kids name Beethoven, stay until the real owner is found. Of course that never happens, and the dog grows to full size. Beethoven is as lovable as he is messy, and helps the Newton kids cope with various growing pains. But more trouble arises when an evil veterinarian decides that Beethoven is just the dog he needs for a weapons testing project. The kids must convince Dad that Beethoven is innocent of a faked assault charge.


Is it any good?

 

The slapstick gags in BEETHOVEN may be old as the hills, but that hardly matters for kids. For them, this comedy hit offers the irresistible combination of a dog whose destructiveness is excused by his innocence with the spectacle of a prissy, fastidious father who is proven wrong at nearly every turn.

Written by John Hughes (using the pseudonym "Edmond Dantes"), Beethoven takes a lot of unnecessary cheap shots. With the exception of Mrs. Newton, all of the adult characters are depicted as either ninnies or villains. No father would want to be treated the way that George Newton is treated by his kids when they disagree with him. One 7-year-old viewer considered George to be a "jerk," even after he saves Beethoven in the end. Beethoven is only occasionally lively, nonetheless, young kids will watch it over and over to see the dog drool, shake and slobber all over the place.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about some of the bad behavior in the film. Why was Charles treated so poorly by his kids? Did he deserve it? How do you relate to your own parents? What explanation does the film give for treating working mothers so poorly?


This review was written by M. Faust
Adult
August 13, 2010
 
Funny, until the exploding bullet plot became clear!!!
Okay, we read the reviews posted here before we loaded this movie for our 4 and 8 year olds and thought we were in for a movie night treat. The slapstick was funny at the beginning, but the angry dad got old quick and required discussion for my children, who have never seen such a grouchy dad before, except in Peter Pan and Mary Poppins. We sat uncomfortably through the scene when the dog is in bed with the dad licking his ear. The dad makes suggestive remarks, thinking his wife is in bed ("Someone's feeling naughty" and "It isn't even Saturday night"). We TURNED IT OFF when the extent of the villain's plan became clear... they kidnap dogs, especially ones with big skulls to TEST EXPLODING BULLETS ON FOR PETE'S SAKES! I admit, I didn't finish watching it after the bullet scene... my two kids got scared seeing all the dogs in cages and the sneaky vet. So, we turned it off and watched something else. Disappointing, since I count of this website to help me avoid such situations!

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Parent of 3, 6, and 9 year old
June 12, 2010
 
I'm not sure why common sense media would be concerned about a bad tone on working moms. Every family is different and just because the mother in this movie decided against having a career and being there for her kids doesn't make it wrong or something to "warn" parents about. I think the slapstick comedy and thematic elements make this appropriate for 8 and up and sweet movie to watch as a family.

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Teen, 18 years old
April 9, 2008
 
A great dog movie...
Beethoven is a very good dog movie.

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Teen, 16 years old
October 26, 2009
 
the best
the best dog movie in ages i love how the dad gets it heh heh heh

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Teen, 18 years old
February 1, 2011
 
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Terrible

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This review was written by M. Faust
Studio:Universal Pictures
Director:Brian Levant
Cast:Bonnie Hunt, Charles Grodin, Dean Jones
Genre:Family and Kids
Run time:77 minutes
Theatrical release date:April 3, 1992
DVD release date:September 24, 2002
MPAA rating:PG

This review was written by M. Faust
 

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