Big Stan (R, 2007)

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Prison rape comedy is offensive and a waste of time.


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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that it does not get more offensive than this -- and for a comedy, it's not terribly funny. Stan's fear of being raped in prison drives the plot in this movie. Even hardened adults will squirm at some of the subject matter. Get out of jail free-- bypass this crude movie.

Positive messages: Stan is a sleazy real estate kingpin who is sent to prison and fears being raped in prison. Every excuse for crude humor and lewd language has been exercised liberally here. Women are used for sex, men are violent and vile, and a small child is encouraged to smoke cigarettes.
Violence: Stan is terrified of being raped in prison and talks extensively about being penetrated anally. He trains with a martial arts master to become immune to rape and proceeds to beat up dozens of guys in prison. Broken fingers, teeth being knocked out, men sticking razors up others anuses...pretty intense stuff for a "comedy."
Sex: The very first scene shows Stan trying to convince an elderly lady that she should buy a condo in a "black" neighborhood because "Black men cannot get enough of white women," and he proceeds to explicitly speak of being "awash in a sea of negro c-ck." Imagine what follows when he explores the theme of rape with his wife and produces a dildo that is shown numerous times throughout the film. Homosexual sex is parodied, rape is mentioned over and over. Stan asks a woman what color her nipples are and how big they are.
Language: If you can imagine an offensive word, it's in this movie. "F--k," "motherf--k", "c-ck,"" p-ssy," "c-cks-cker" and so on. Did we mention rape?
Consumerism: Stan drives a Lamborghini, and talks about his Bang and Olufsen stereo. He has everything that money can buy, including a wife whose boob job he paid for.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Cigarettes are The Master's main form of nourishment. He is never seen without a cigarette, and even encourages a small child to smoke. Stan gets drunk and he drives with the glass of Scotch teetering on his dashboard. Adults drink whiskey, hard alcohol, and beer and talk about pot and crystal meth.

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What to talk about

Talk to your kids
Families can talk about crude humor. What is the appeal? Are there certain subjects that are never funny? For example, should rape be satirized? Where is the line between funny and offensive? Does this movie cross that line?

What's the story?

What's the story?
Rob Schneider plays Stan Minton, a real estate con man who is thrown in jail for duping his clients. Before he goes to prison, he bribes a judge to give him six months time to get his affairs in order. During this time he trains with The Master (David Carradine), who teaches him how to be tougher than nails and ready for prison life. Because of his fear of being raped in prison, Stan trains earnestly and ultimately conquers his fears. Once he is in prison, he fights all of the gang leaders, teaches them to live in relative harmony, and places a ban on prison rape. Then he learns of a scheme that the Warden has for turning the prison into a resort and he finds himself face to face with the Vietnamese mafia.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 
It's a movie about being molested in jail -- how good can it be? Really, it seems like an excuse for Rob Schneider to show some Bruce Lee moves as he does things like vanquish an enemy in the prison shower with nunchucks made of soap and a shoelace. That poor defeated lump (albeit a Nazi gang leader) is then raped with a razor blade, destined to wear diapers for the rest of his life. David Carradine parodies his role in the television classic Kung Fu by playing a grizzled, hardened chain-smoking criminal who trains Stan to be unbeatable. But martial arts lovers will be better off watching something more ...humane.

Movie themes & details

Movie Details
Studio: HBO
Director: Rob Schneider
Cast: David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison, Rob Schneider
Genre: Comedy
Run time: 105 minutes
Theatrical release: January 18, 2007
DVD release: March 24, 2009
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA explanation: Crude and Sexual Content, Language

This review was written by Joly Herman
 
 

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Goofy fun
It's crude and lewd and just plain fun. There is a place for this type of comedy and I thoroughly enjoyed turning my mind off for a couple of hours and enjoying the ride. It is certainly not for kids, nor is it meant to be, and at the same time, in the grand scheme of things it's fairly tame, assuming you have a good relationship with your kids, don't mind explaining that, yes rape is a horrific crime and can happen in prison, and that smoking is used in this movie as something of a parody. Overall, the movie actually has a fairly positive message in that even those folks in prison can potentially be rehabilitated, at least to some extent, if they are treated like humans and not animals. All that aside, it was goofy fun, and worth a look!

 
Lighten Up Everybody.
Lighten Up Everybody. Get off your High Horse. If your in the mood for some Dumb Fun Rob Schneider is the man.

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