Date Movie

  • Review Date: May 29, 2006
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Comedy
  • 2006
 Review

Common Sense Media says

Gross-out comedy that mocks romantic movies.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this film is comprised of relentless obnoxiousness. Body and bodily function jokes include gastrointestinal distress, coughing up hairballs, moles, and pimples (one popped to release lots of goo); a chicken wing stuck between a girl's teeth, body makeover in the form of "Pimp My Ride" (hair removal, liposuction, a sander for yellow toenails, a drill taken to girl's body); cat using the toilet with much farting and grunting; urn with grandma's ashes also includes skeleton (which cat proceeds to hump, sexually); and cats are tossed about in an old woman's apartment. Sex and "date" jokes include horrified reactions to obese girl (her breasts turn around on her body as the soundtrack plays "Milkshake," which includes sexual references); sloppy and extensive kissing; arranged marriages; boy's last name (Fonckyerdoder, reference to "Focker"); couple exchanges lyrics of 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" (sexual references); allusion to "knocked up"; uses of "ho" and "bitch"; a cat smokes a cigarette, apparently after sex with old woman.

  • Tedious, unimaginative gags about sex and dating; though the daters find true love, it's hard to care because they're only one-dimensional bases for jokes.
  • Comic violence, but gross and sometimes brutal (Grant shoots and kills bachelorettes on Extreme Bachelor; kids on a date express their "love" by beating up a homeless man).
  • Women wear tight outfits and show cleavage; references to gay men (Julia thinks one is interested in her, Grant has an ex-boyfriend), diner features neon sign that shows man tongue-kissing a sheep; "date doctor" has OB-GYN on his office door; kissing is repeatedly excessive, involving licking and slobbering; Jello (joke on J-Lo) has huge behind; Grant appears to fake an orgasm in restaurant (copying Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally..., and also rubbing his nipples); Julia emulates "Girls Gone Wild" video, removing her bikini top in a hot tub (covered with a superimposed bar); Grant and Julia kiss passionately and pull of clothes, then scene cuts to post-sex conversation in bed; Andi mimics Paris Hilton and others (wearing bikini, wet, gyrating, rubbing hamburgers and other foods on her body).
  • Obnoxious language, used frequently: s-word, "damn," "crap," "hell," "ass", "d--khead" (written), slang for sex ("lots of tail").
  • Rediwhip; Vagisil; Cosmopolitan magazine; T-Mobile Sidekick; Trio 650.
  • Cat smokes cigarette, references to smoking in a diary.

What's the story?

Obese and poor-complexioned, Julia (Alyson Hannigan) laments her dating prospects even as her father (Eddie Griffin) urges her to marry a filthy, stringy-haired local guy (Judah Friedlander). But Julia falls for the gorgeous Grant Fonckyerdoder (Adam Campbell), whom she serves at her father's Greek Diner. In order to win Grant's heart, Julia undergoes a makeover in which she's treated like a car on Xzibit's MTV show, Pimp My Ride. This leaves her svelte and gleamy, Hannigan looking perfectly adorable and sultry at the same time. She heads off for advice from date doctor Hitch (Tony Cox). He sends her to pursue her man, whom she wins over.


Is it any good?

 

Alyson Hannigan deserves better. In fact, we all deserve better than DATE MOVIE, a slow-witted assembly of every date movie joke we've already seen. The film's "comic" strategy is to pile on references to other movies, as if the references themselves are jokes. But reminding viewers of iconic moments from Meet the Fockers, Pretty Woman, The Wedding Planner, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, Wedding Crashers, Napoleon Dynamite, Hitch, and Star Wars, among many, many others, only reminds you why you might have liked the first version, and doesn't excuse or explain the cheap knockoff.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about how this kind of humor influences kids and their developing relationship to their sexual lives. They can also ask what would happen in real life if these situations occurred. Since the target group for this movie is young teens who are emerging into their own sexuality, it's important to have a discussion that balances out the movie's humor with respect for the opposite sex and for sex itself.


This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Kid, 13 years old
April 4, 2011
 
I can't believe i watched this...
I'm sorry, but this movie was wasted time of my entire life. If you have to choose staring at the wall for two hours straight or watching this movie, then choose staring at the wall. You'll have a lot more fun.

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Funny and not bad for kids.
Funny strongly suggested to kids 7+.

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Crude, but few laughs...

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Painfully Stupid and Gross
Date Movie is dumb, crude, pointless, and completely 100000% inappropriate. I was squirming in my seat at the grossness of this movie, plus it was one of the 20 worst movies I have ever seen! DON'T SUFFER THROUGH THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE! I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SURVIVED!

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Sooooo Funny!
oh my god. this movie is soooooooooooooooooooooo funny. it is defenitly worth seeing. not for most kids my age though.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Stunk to high heaven!
This movie was so bad, it was almost painful to watch. Only one or two jokes were funny. Even my immature boyfriend disliked Date Movie! Avoid this movie, there's really nothing good that can come of watching it.

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Teen, 18 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Worst flim i've seen in AGES!
Waste on very valuble money and time. Pathetic.

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This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Studio:Twentieth Century Fox
Directors:Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Cast:Adam Campbell, Alyson Hannigan, Eddie Griffin
Genre:Comedy
Run time:83 minutes
Theatrical release date:February 18, 2006
DVD release date:May 30, 2006
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:for continuous crude and sexual humor, including language.

This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
 

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