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All member reviews for Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

MommyLove4Ever
educator and parent
 
I HATE IT! I think Dr. Suess would roll over in his grave with this movie. It's a shame that a classic children's book has been made into garbage. Shame on Mike Myers for participating in this production! I thought my 7th grade students would like it, but it should not be shown in a 7th grade classroom. It promotes cursing, has a beer brand clearly shown, and has way too many perverted and sexual inuendos. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR KIDS OF ANY AGE!

Vix66
adult
 
Not for my five year old
This movie only proved that I need to not trust the PG rating where my six year old is concerned, and need to do some research before I take him to a movie. A group of kids beat the Cat in the Hat with bats. The Cat in the Hat says "son of a ....". The Cat in the Hat takes aim at one child's head with said bat. The cat picks up a garden hoe and says "dirty h*". Then, just to further drive the point home for those of us who might have missed it, he calls it, "baby." This made my son look at me with wide-eyes. This is a terrible movie for any age. It's not funny even at an adult's level, and it's completely inappropriate for anyone under the age of 12, yet it doesn't have enough smarts or humor to keep anyone older than 8 interested. FLOP. I bet it'll make a ton of money.

ohya
parent of 14 year old
 
8 and older
CSM is wrong this is definitely NOT for 5 year olds.

adpace
parent of 6 and 7 year old
 
I sat down to watch this movie with my 6 year old and my 4 year old thinking a Dr. Seuss-based movie had to be great for the kids. I was so terribly wrong! Most of the nasty stuff went over my kids' heads (thankfully), but I almost turned it off anyway. It has so much crude humor, sexual references and language references that I could hardly believe this would be movie marketed to kids! I will never assume a movie is appropriate for my kids again regardless of how appropriate it may seem by the appearance. Personally, I wouldn't allow my kids to watch it even if they are bit older because there is very little positive I can say about it. Too much gratuitous junk in it. When I turn on a kid's movie, I expect it to be appropriate for them. :(

 
Horrible Movie
The Dreamworks people should be shot for what they did to Cat in the Hat. You can definitely tell that Dr. Seuss is dead. It made me furious to watch this movie. It was inane, offensive and bad, bad, bad.

 
I was prepared to hate it
I have resigned myself to the fact that I'll be seeing a lot of stupid children's movies for the next 15 years. And so I took my sons to see this with some resignation. But, it was actually palatable. It teaches some good lessons at the end, and Mike Meyers is very funny. I thought my toddler wouldn't be as interested as the older kids, but he loved it. There is enough shlap to appeal to the silly-loving toddler crowd. Luckily, most of the off-color jokes are subtle enough that the kids miss them, and the scary parts are pretty tame. A nice bit of fluff for the fam.

pjsareawseome
kid, 12 years old
 
the cat is in the hat
I love the movie i have it on vcr. i have been watching it about every night i think it is hilarious. i dont hink the language is crude or the humor. there are only two time when son of b**** was said and the dirty hoe part i think kids wouldnt know the difference. ohh and when he gets hit in the crotch. it was humor to ry and break a pinata. it is a great move i recommend it for ages 2-13

Rose Upstate NY
parent of 3 and 8 year old
 
I have never hated a movie till this one!
Even if you ignore the slaughter of a good book- this movie is disgusting. It has the humor level of drunk college men, but marketed for children? This movie does't have any redeeming qualities.

nduns
adult
 
Well...
It gets the Seuss look right and the guy playing the cat seems to be having a lot of fun with his role, but that's about it. While Horton Hears a Who actually made good with its slight deviations from the book and The Grinch was good for a laugh, this is just bad. It tries way too hard with the humor, almost gets everything wrong and while I give it credit for maybe a few good jokes, it's just not that funny.

johnthree16
parent of and 4 , 9 , 11 year old
 
Super for all the family
As I write this my almost 5 year old and her 9 and 11 year old brothers are watching it. I can hear the laughter almost continuously! I am very strict about the movies my kids watch. specially regarding violence. This is just plain funny. Yes there are some innuendoes but the younger kids just wont get it.

maili
adult
 
Why Bother?
Why did they bother to put in a crude joke "you dirty hoe" when they knew they were making a movie for children? This really makes me angry. I don't need to hear stupid stuff like that and I certanly don't want children in my care to hear this stuff either!

letadreon
teen, 16 years old
 
love it if i can watch t

LIMO2009
kid, 10 years old
 
Guy In The Sweater
Hi I Am You're Host The Guy In The Sweater

Uxie Trixie ...
kid, 12 years old
 
Don't really need to put anything else in do I? But you probably want my standard brand of review, so here: The movie is bigger and better than the book, which is for the most part, maybe Ted Geisel's (more commonly know as Dr.Seuss) worst works (other than those "Learning To Read" books, you're learning to read if you read any his books PERIOD (unless you're on a morals assignment for your 4th grade teacher)) so this movie is a welcome surprise for people that like good plots.

musicallover
parent of 4 and 7 year old
 
The most horrible children's movie ever!
This movie was so inappropriate and terrible, we turned it off half way through. It is nothing like the books, it is emabarrassing. The cat acually says the word "hoe" holding the tool but meaning the other. Not good for kids at any age and I say this being a pretty open minded person.

Jadenp
teen, 15 years old
 
Terrible movie. Don't let watch. Suggested MPAA Rating: NC-17 for strong thematic material, stupidity, sexual content, language, nudity, and double-entendres.

madison bogdan
teen, 14 years old
 
e.g. Perfect for younger kids but on teens
I enjoyed the movie but is more for younger kids.

lollipop_luver
kid, 12 years old
 
5+ no WAY!
I used to love this movie but just the other day I watched it with my 8 year old bro and I noticed there was quite a bit of dirty jokes... it would fly over most little kids heads (and by little kids I mean anyone under 9) but there still inappropriate... for example with a garden hoe in his hand he says "dirty hoe!" and there is some other sexual and rude jokes... Common Sense Media definitely didn't watch the movie carefully enough since they rated it 5+. This is a hard PG and I think it should be rated PG- 13! It's also really cheap and badly made... DO NOT waste your time!!!

embeau
parent
 
Disappointed at age inappropriateness of cat in hat
I think this movie is way beyond the scope of what anyone under the age of 8 should be seeing. I am not really a prude (my daughter started on Barbie DVD's at two and loved them), but this movie is NOT a cutesy "cat in the hat" show.

midwife
adult
 
Cute, but iffy
This movie is a pretty good adaptation of the book, but I wish there were less language and sexual entendre issues... Mike Myers is hilarious...