Even if you ignore the slaughter of a good book- this movie is disgusting. It has the humor level of drunk college men, but marketed for children? This movie does't have any redeeming qualities.
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
(2003, Rated PG, Family and kids, Starring Alec Baldwin, Mike Myers, Kelly Preston, Dakota Fanning)Most Recent Reviews
Parent & Educator Reviewers Say | Kid Reviewers Say
- I rate this title off for age 7 and give itMy concerns are:
- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
- Drinking, smoking, or drug use
- Negative role models
I have never hated a movie till this one!
- I rate this title off for age 6 and give itMy concerns are:
- Inappropriate language
- Excessive consumerism
- Negative role models
inaproprete
inaproprete movie for a doctor suess. and one scene with very bad language.
- I rate this title on for age 2 and give it
cat in the hat is the star of childrens reading week in March
To salute Dr Suess, Our school rented 'cat in the hat' costume from 'Bruna Costumes' in Providence, R.I. Every year we pick a character and read books that relate to it. It inspires the children to read when they see a live character and it really doesn't cost much to rent. Bruna has given schools discounts for renting their costumes for reading week. Last year we rented Clifford, the red dog. This is an excellent idea for all R.I> schools.
- I rate this title on for age 5 and give it
- I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it
How disappointing!
For those who are fans of the classic book, this is such a let down. There was so much unnecessary crudeness in this movie it was as if it was made to entertain the adults who were dragged by their young children to see the movie. I hate that. There are plenty of movies for grown-ups. Let the kids have the ones that are MEANT for them.
- I rate this title off for age 17 and give it
- I rate this title off for age 11 and give it
- I rate this title off for age 13 and give it
- I rate this title iffy for age 8 and give it
- I rate this title iffy for age 5 and give it
Cute, but iffy
This movie is a pretty good adaptation of the book, but I wish there were less language and sexual entendre issues... Mike Myers is hilarious...
- I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it
I was prepared to hate it
I have resigned myself to the fact that I'll be seeing a lot of stupid children's movies for the next 15 years. And so I took my sons to see this with some resignation. But, it was actually palatable. It teaches some good lessons at the end, and Mike Meyers is very funny. I thought my toddler wouldn't be as interested as the older kids, but he loved it. There is enough shlap to appeal to the silly-loving toddler crowd. Luckily, most of the off-color jokes are subtle enough that the kids miss them, and the scary parts are pretty tame. A nice bit of fluff for the fam.
- I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it
Horrible Movie
The Dreamworks people should be shot for what they did to Cat in the Hat. You can definitely tell that Dr. Seuss is dead. It made me furious to watch this movie. It was inane, offensive and bad, bad, bad.
- I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it
Why Bother?
Why did they bother to put in a crude joke "you dirty hoe" when they knew they were making a movie for children? This really makes me angry. I don't need to hear stupid stuff like that and I certanly don't want children in my care to hear this stuff either!
- I rate this title iffy for age 13 and give it
Not a kid movie
Overall it was funny and entertaining but I really had a problem with all the things that were not appropriate for children.... You'd think you were safe taking your child to a movie called "Cat in the Hat." I don't understand why they felt the need to contaminate the "Cat in the Hat" in that way...it seems so pointless.
- I rate this title iffy for age 11 and give it
Not for my five year old
This movie only proved that I need to not trust the PG rating where my six year old is concerned, and need to do some research before I take him to a movie. A group of kids beat the Cat in the Hat with bats. The Cat in the Hat says "son of a ....". The Cat in the Hat takes aim at one child's head with said bat. The cat picks up a garden hoe and says "dirty ho". Then, just to further drive the point home for those of us who might have missed it, he calls it, "baby." This made my son look at me with wide-eyes. This is a terrible movie for any age. It's not funny even at an adult's level, and it's completely inappropriate for anyone under the age of 12, yet it doesn't have enough smarts or humor to keep anyone older than 8 interested. FLOP. I bet it'll make a ton of money.
Parent & Educator Reviewers Say | Kid Reviewers Say
- I rate this title on for age 8 and give itMy concerns are:
- Inappropriate language
- Drinking, smoking, or drug use
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- I rate this title off for age 6 and give itMy concerns are:
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
- Excessive consumerism
- Drinking, smoking, or drug use
- Negative role models
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Don't take your kids.
- I rate this title off for age 7 and give itMy concerns are:
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
My review
This movie was preety good, but dont misjudge it because of the book. This movie has alot of swearing in it,son of a ***** is used but not fully heard, And the cat talks about sexual topics to the kids.
- I rate this title iffy for age 8 and give it
Okay..
I liked this silly movie, but it dragged on at times.
- I rate this title iffy for age 12 and give it
mike myers is the cat in the hat u should've exspected it.
mike myeres is one of my fav actors, he made this a creepy movuie though sex-yea the dirty h part. violence-he is wallaped with bats( he'sdiasguised as a pinata)then for no reason a boy comes up and whacks him where his testicles would be.
- I rate this title on for age 2 and give it
Best/funniest movie
This may well be the funniest movie ever! Mike Myers has never been this funny. 1 star is definately mean. Alot of hard work. YOu have to see it for sure!
- I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it
- I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it
Sexual Content (Pause): Plenty of double entendres. Violence (Pause): Loads of slapstick humor. Language (Pause): Ass, son of a b----, and s--- (all incomplete), a dirty ho pun, the Cat's previous name for his car was the Super Hydrolic Instantaneous Transporter. Social Behavior (Off): The Cat, Sally, and Conrad wreck the house but clean it up in the end, Conrad and the Things are very disobedient, Lawrence wants to marry Joan just so that he can send Conrad off to military school, Lawrence lies to Joan repeatedly, elderly people and Asians are stereotyped, there is a whole lot of crude humor. Commercialism (Pause): The Cat stops the movie to advertise Universal Theme Parks and the movie's soundtrack. Drug/Alcohol/Tobacco (Pause): Lawrence carries a six-pack of beer (but we don't see him drinking it), joke references to drinking, smoking, and chewing tobacco. I think this movie should have been rated: PG-13 I recommend it to everyone aged: 9+
- I rate this title iffy for age 2 and give it
Okay
This movie is okay. But if your kid is under 10, just use the mute button when the hoe thing comes on.
- I rate this title on for age 2 and give it
HIlarious Beyond Reason!
OK, let me start out by saying this movie is flat out hilarious! But there's some iffy content for those little ones! Mike Myers brings a wonderful personality to the movie! The movie can't get serious, yet it's a good thing with this movie! I say ages 10+.
- I rate this title off for age 2 and give it
awful
this is officially the worst movie i've ever seen. Don't waste your money on this. Instead watch any other movie.
- I rate this title off for age 2 and give it
- I rate this title off for age 2 and give it
Dumbest thing ever!
I felt like my IQ dropped by half after watching this. It was sooooo stupid!
- I rate this title on for age 2 and give it
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVES'S THE CAT IN THE HAT
DR. SEUSS' THE CAT IN THE HAT? Wait no, lets put this in a better manner: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVES'S THE CAT IN THE HAT. I enjoyed this very much and so did my friends. My father is a huge fan of Saturday Night Live, and he said that it was classic Mike Myers stand up. Just like me we figured that they ruined the classic book and made a crude rude yet funny movie. There were jokes like he picks up a muddy hoe and says "Oh you dirty ho!" and drops it and then picks it up again and says "Oh I'm sorry baby, I love you.". That made our heads roll, granted I thought it was funny, my friend's baby sister (who was there) was called everyone "dirty hos" after the movie, and asking what a ho was! I personally loved the film and own it, but I recommend strong parental guidance and/or only for older kids.


