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All parent reviews for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Age
12
Average rating based on 40 parent reviews:
  • 63% say violence is an issue
  • 28% say language is an issue
Adult
August 7, 2009
 
Enjoyable, Intense, Cartoonish Action Thrill Ride.
I really enjoyed this film; I did. But it was quite violent. Cartoonish; campy, but violent. The Paris action sequence was my favorite. The ending felt a little weak and it was anticlimactic, but that just means there's probably a sequel on the way.

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Adult
November 13, 2010
 
It's pretty violent through out, but none of it is done any sort of a realistic way, so most kids in the 11-13 age range can probably handle it.

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Parent of 15 year old
August 5, 2009
 
Violent PG-13 Action Thriler good for 13+
Parents should know that although there's no blood, there's heads getting cut off, and a ton of action scenes throughout. Lots of fights, explosions, weapons, and punches. Weapons include missile launchers, swords, guns, etc. Kids will want to see it, and that's okay for ages 13+, because there's no blood. However, be warned, this stretches the limit of PG-13.

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Parent of 12 and 16 year old
August 9, 2009
 
Not to my expectations.
There we go again. Hollywood trying to hook (again) boomers, theirs kids (X gen)and their children with nostalgia of the action (figures) which some played before, except that then it was more imagination and less sitting down in the movie theater. Too many obvious computer generated special effects that were not cleverly disguised. Role models?: good/straight arrow against evil/corruption. Do all the ladies in the army/special forces dress with the front buttons open or with tighter than usual clothes? I don't think so. Wayans brother to include some funny comments? Please do not include any say from "their" movies". On the other hand, there was more showing of future technology: 3-4 movies showing holograms. That will be in our everyday future in the next 4-5 years. Lets just be careful what they want to show us/our children/our grandkids in holographic images.

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Adult
June 12, 2011
 
fun movie
entertaining

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Parent of 12 year old
September 2, 2009
 
This movie is VIOLENT!
This constantly shows people getting shot in the eye with arrows (since they are in body armor), impaled on knives, or killed in another fashion. My entire family was appalled.

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Adult
June 25, 2011
 
it is ok
it is not xtrame volint.but your kids will find it a bit boring becuse it does not resemble the older gi joe.the characters are not like gi joe.it has the name gi joe but it has nothing to do with.i recomend gi joe spy troops or gi joe valor vs venom or sigma 6.

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Adult
August 7, 2009
 
If you let your kids watch Iron Man, then you should be ok with this.
While I agree this movie has tones of violent action, there is little blood and most of the violence is over the top and cartoon-ish. The decapitations are, for the most part implied, and never actually seen (no rolling heads, and no extended or clear shots of the bodies). These happen so fast my son didn't even notice them. My two biggest concerns that parents might have are with the very begining...a man has a hot iron mask put on him and while we only hear him scream and see his eye wide with terror, it could be scary for smaller kids. Another is another scene where a dead mans head sort of melts. It's brief, but again could bother younger kids. Over all this is a fast paced film that will keep most 9+ engaged for the the very quick 2 hours this movie runs. If you had no problem with Iron Man or Transformers 2 (G.I. Joe doesn't even come close to the languange Transformers 2 used btw), then you won't have a problem with this. Totally fun ride!

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Parent of 12 and 15 year old
August 7, 2009
 
The violence here is over the top. Take the transoformers and turn them into people and you pretty much understand the level of violence in this movie. The language is mild for PG-13.

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Parent
January 8, 2012
 
G.I Joe the movie
violence is good and fun but still a boring movie

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Parent of 12 and 14 year old
December 12, 2009
 
More fun than I expected, No problem for my kids
This is one of those movies that to me is like watching a cartoon. Most of the violence is so over the top - not to mention with almost no blood - that it's completely unbelievable. Example - bad guy in an all white suit, involved in an exploding car wreck. Steps out with a minor cut on his head, and his white suit still impeccably clean. My kids and I laughed at that. I'm usually super careful about violence in movies, because my 10 year old can be sensitive to some things, but this was fine for him. I'd definitely say ok for 12 and up, 10 and up depending on how sensitive your child is.

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Adult
November 16, 2009
 
A masterpiece!!!
This was a great movie, I saw it with some friends and loved it. The only bad scene, is where a body gets eaten from the inside out. See it today!!!!

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Adult
May 23, 2010
 
stupid
lol seen it with my freind at the movie theater we thought it was stupid! lol

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Adult
April 18, 2010
 
Really a cool movie set in the not-too-distant future. Good violence

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Parent of 12 year old
November 27, 2009
 

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Parent of 11 year old
November 24, 2009
 
On my...what a waste of my time. As stated before by another member I feel more dumber having watched it. (Proof is in the last sentence). But I always preview movies before allowing my kids to watch. This is one they oh so wanted to see. Not a chance. Only the very young or mindless adults would say anything positive about this sad movie. Don't waste your money and more importantly your time.

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Parent of 14 year old
November 18, 2009
 
My 12 year old girl liked it
Might be a little too violent...plenty of people "die". You don't see it too much. Some that you do see are graphic, just off screen. A person gets his head cut off in one scene, but most are implied.

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Adult
November 10, 2009
 
The worst movie of the century
This movie was so mindless i felt dumber for watching it... For all you adults out there don't waste your time or money.

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Parent of 17 and 18 year old
November 6, 2009
 
loved the movie-good versuses evil!!

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Adult
October 22, 2009
 
special effects with a bunch of bad guys vs good guys
Just another action flick that is pure hollywood special effects. I would buy the DVD as a time killer, but there are really no positive messages here. Language is OK. No sex. GI Joe II is coming.

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