Happily N'Ever After

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Common Sense Media says

Shrek wannabe isn't offensive ... or fun.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that although kids may want to see this animated fairy tale "reimagining," it's not really worth their time. The movie revises the Cinderella story in order to let the "bad guys" win ... for a minute. This results in some minor violence, much dastardly laughter, and temporary changes to familiar fairy tale plots (Rumplestiltskin steals the baby, Sleeping Beauty doesn't wake up, etc.). Many genre clichés are played out here: The wicked stepmother is mean, her daughters are obnoxious, the prince is dimwitted, and wolves, trolls, and the giant are ugly and lumbering. There's a little bit of potty humor, and a couple of none-too-menacing scenes in the dark woods. The cartoony violence primarily consists of falls and inconsequential explosions (no one dies).

  • Villains (especially the wicked stepmother) are predictably unpleasant (smelly, cackly, selfish), but in the end, they're defeated. Other cliched fairy tale behavior (obnoxious stepsisters, etc.) is also evident.
  • Cartoony hijinks include explosions with no consequences, various falls and grumblings, and a "battle scene" in which the seven dwarves haul out a windmill-cum-catapult and shoot precious jewels at dive-bombing witches on brooms (it's a decidedly un-fun bit of business).
  • Sexy-bodied bad stepmother: Her ballgown shows mighty cleavage and a slit up the side to reveal leg/high heels; plot focused on marriage (all the girls in the kingdom apparently want it, and the prince thinks he wants it); chaste kissing by primary couple.
  • Namecalling ("dragon lady," "salmonella," "loser") and other mild obnoxiousness ("royal pain the butt," "a butt the size of a shopping mall").
  • Not applicable.
  • During the villains' takeover of the palace, they're served food and unidentified drinks on trays.

What's the story?

According to the narrator, lowly dishwasher Rick (Freddie Prinze Jr.), HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER is a variation on Cinderella. Wicked stepmother Frieda (Sigourney Weaver) has grown weary of always "losing" the battle between good and evil in her much-repeated story. Seeking redress, she seizes the magical staff belonging to the wizard (George Carlin) and declares herself the winner. Frieda is proactive, calling together assorted villains -- trolls, wolves, witches, and a giant -- in order to thwart Ella (Sarah Michelle Gellar)'s happy ending.


Is it any good?

 

Rick's narration is colored by his own desire for Ella. But since she feels compelled to follow the plot of "the book" dutifully and repeatedly, she only has eyes for lunkheaded, big-chested Prince Humperdinck (Patrick Warburton). (He, for one, has no problem with his role, as he's able to admire himself as others do.) Only resentful Rick seems capable of imagining another option -- at least until he feels rejected by Ella, at which point the plot takes a pause while Rick sulks.

Oddly lackadaisical, Happily N'Ever After also has shoddy animation and an uninspired soundtrack. Everyone involved apparently worked only halftime: Weaver's evil cackle seems on a loop, a singing duet by Prinze and Gellar sounds like it was recorded on a four-track in someone's basement, and the wizard literally appears for two minutes at film's start before he smartly abandons the movie. You'll wish you had the good sense to walk out with him.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about the film's premise -- that all fairy tales follow a basic plot and might need to be invigorated. How would you change the plots of these familiar stories? Is there another way to change the ending without focusing on "good" and "evil" characters? How does Rick's point of view affect the movie? What might happen if Ella didn't decide to like him in the end? What do you think happens to Ella's stepsisters? What other movies have covered similar territory? What makes this one better/worse than those?


This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Adult
April 9, 2008
 

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Teen, 14 years old
January 8, 2010
 
This Is A Bad Rotten Film. Skip It!
this is a Dumb Film. This is a pain in the neck. This Is A Stupid Idiot-boy Film. Want the film? Skip It!

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
I fell asleep watching this!
My 2 year old liked it because it was a cartoon, but neither i nor my husband liked it. I fell asleep while watching this movie because it was so boring.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
I laughed
tis is a movie that all kids would most likey enjoy if they are young

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
i laughed
i didnt see it

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
This was AWFUL
This movie BLEW. I had really wanted to see it because the previews looked cutsie and my girlfriend seemed to be excited about the voice talent list. This was pretty much an uninspired peice of garbage. It was a waste of 22 bucks [we live in new york city]and over an hour of our lives. You can pretty much tell it stinks after the first minute or so. The music was uninspired [like the plot], and the animation is pretty haphazard. I don't know much time it took to produce this movie, but it obviously was not enough. I would wait for that "friend" to get it for you on bootleg. It's not even worth waiting for the DVD, the 5 bucks you'd spend to rent is way too much. We were so dissapointed. Please don't brung ANYONE that you care about to this film. It's TERRIBLE.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Boring and unfunny
Not unfunny in that the jokes were crude or anything. There was nothing offensive, but it just wasn't funny.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Okay
I thought it was a cute comedy, nothing liek shrek, but it was fun for the kids, so I thought it was good.

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Kid, 11 years old
June 16, 2011
 
If you like this movie,you're either a baby or you're stupid.
Parents,don't waste your money on this movie.It's terrible.If you buy this off of eBay and it says its a great movie,they're lying so they can get rid of their DVD.

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Teen, 14 years old
November 9, 2009
 
I LAUGHED
I laughed all the way through it!

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This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
Topics:magic and fantasy, adventures
Studio:Lionsgate
Director:Paul J. Bolger
Cast:Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sigourney Weaver
Genre:Family and Kids
Run time:85 minutes
Theatrical release date:January 4, 2007
DVD release date:May 1, 2007
MPAA rating:PG
MPAA explanation:some mild action and rude humor.

This review was written by Cynthia Fuchs
 

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