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All teen and kid reviews for Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Age
15
Average rating based on 17 kid and teen reviews:
  • 71% say sexual content is an issue
  • 71% say language is an issue
  • 59% say there's too much drinking, drugs, or smoking
  • 29% say violence is an issue
Teen, 17 years old
June 25, 2009
 
Perfect for Teens
It was great movie. Tho the party part was over the top, very inappropriate. It is not recommend for young children to see! Beware Parents! A good teen movie, tho

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Kid, 12 years old
April 27, 2009
 
not for tods, tweens, teens, or anyone without a sense of humor
Rated R comedy would get an NC-17 for a drama. Still a great, funny movie, though. Explicit language, persuasive sexuality and nudity, and some bloody violence and drug use still gives it a 4 star.

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Teen, 15 years old
October 25, 2011
 
Everybody and up
I lved it everybody is allowed to see the bottomless party we see a lot of vagina

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Teen, 13 years old
October 24, 2011
 
Funny for older teens
I watched this film not expecting it to be so graphic. This film is hilarious but strong on nudity, drugs and swearing. For some one under 15 you may want to fast forward the no pants party. The part with the prisoner guards is also pretty gross. I think this one is better than Harold and Kumar go to white castle although it is more explicit.

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Teen, 16 years old
January 25, 2010
 
This is not a good movie, too much nudity
I didn't watch this movie all the way through, but this is not an appropriate movie for anyone. There is a lot of nudity, if you want to watch a Harold and Kumar, watch Escape to White Castle.

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Kid, 12 years old
October 24, 2009
 
NOT FOR KIDS !!!
I watched this in my room. It was the unrated extended(I could of watched rated but I wanted extended). They say the F word at least 150 times (in the unrated). There is lots of sex(full frontal of both genders,same sex makeouts, the prisoners are forced to give oral sex to the guards at guantanamo bay.Drugs, (they fall in george W. Bushes house and smoke weed with him, they bring weed on a plane to smoke in amsterdam. but overall this is an AWESOME MOVE!

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Kid, 13 years old
October 22, 2011
 
Read
Rated R: A scene of a little gore, Strong sexual content, Strong and crude language, and plenty of drug use

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Teen, 18 years old
December 31, 2010
 
Not as great as the first
this and the first are completly different movies. This had some laughs, but not to many. it was fun to see the characters again. They pushed to hard with the nudity this time with the topless girls and then later bottomless guys and girls. And a ton of humor. the language was worse

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Teen, 15 years old
March 23, 2009
 
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 

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Teen, 14 years old
November 7, 2011
 
harold and kumar are frickin amazin'
the second movie in the harold and kumar francise is funny, crude, and inapppropriate. but i love it! there is langugae blodd drugs alchoal the whole works but you definatlly want to see this movie

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Teen, 14 years old
January 22, 2010
 
Yeah it's extremely funny but kids shouldn't see it. Violence: shows a prostitute being branded, someone gets electrocuted, pepper spray, somebody gets shot and not to mention references to terrorism. Sex: It shows full frontal male & female nudity and shows a man ejaculating, they visit a brothel, the inmates have to perform oral on the guards and they call it a "c--kmeat sandwich". Language: S**t, P*ss, F**k, C--k, Motherf**ker, A**, P***y, T*ts, D*ck & B*tch are all used several times. Drugs: Uses of marijuana, cocaine and psychedelic mushrooms are all used, shows joints and bhangs (one on a plane), passengers think a man is saying bomb when he is really saying bhang, shows a man having a threesome with a life-size bag of pot, characters use drugs and drink alcohol while driving, mentions a prescription drug Zoloft which i think is a birth control pill. Overall even though it's funny it's very innapropriate especially for kids.

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Teen, 17 years old
November 20, 2009
 
whoa nudity!
i watched the unrated version too and said wtf! all that nakedness and cxursing.ma mom walked in and said to turn that crap off. almost got in trouble. i bet its funny too. i could write more but i didnt see all of it

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
If you've seen the first one...
This movie is the sequel to Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and if your child has seen the first one then it should see this one. This one is more raunchy but it is very smart and teaches a good lesson about racism.

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Teen, 16 years old
February 18, 2012
 
Am I immature because I liked it?
Mostly due to Rob Corddry's character, who I thought was hysterical. Most of the complaints I've heard were saying that Kumar was too much of an idiotic a-hole this time around. I can't disagree. When he's not being an idiot, he's just being a complete jerk to everyone. And there are not just some jokes that not only don't work(most of which are dragged so much that even if they were good you'd wind up hating them), but some are just stupid and over-the-top. And not the good kind of over-the-top of the first and third. But it still has some redeeming qualities, such as the romantic soft-side of Kumar, Rob Corddry, and..those are actually the only good things that stick out.. pOSITIVE pIECES: The main message is that true love can be found, and that if you think you've stumbled upon it you shouldn't give up on it. Also, a group of scary-looking black men are not what they seem, a 20-something year old HUGE black man is an accomplished orthodontist and racism and stereotyping is just seen as wrong and an act of idiocy. vIOLENT vEIL: A few punches and a kick to the crotch. A man is comedicly set on fire. A cyclops can be considered scary. And a deer is shot, blood spurts on Harold's face. It is then stabbed with a knife. nYEH nONSENSE (oR sEXUAL sTUFF): Once again, sexual dialogue. Talk of oral sex in prison, a.k.a.: "cockmeat sandwich". A threesome with a man, a woman, and an anatomically correct feminine bag of weed. But easily the worst of the bunch is the "bottomless" party. Tons of nudity, including: One quick scene of breasts, a whole 5+ minutes of butt and vagina, plus, an extremely quick scene of penis. Just the head is visible, protruding from the unnatural amount of pubic hair. oBSCENITIES & oBSCENE pROFANITIES: Probably about 75+ f-words, and lesser obscenities. dRUG dANGERS: As always, lots of drugs. Mostly marijuana and bongs. aLL-iN-aLL: So how is it? Well, it doesn't come all that close to the original, but I don't think it's nearly as bad as most people make it out to be. Give it a shot if you think you can handle it and decide for yourself.

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
so innapropriate
when i saw this i came out of the theater promising my mom that i would never repeat any of the words and i agree.this movie was apsoulutly hysterical just apsoulutly innapropriate i don't think i will ever be hearing the end of how innapropriate my mom thought this was.god have mercy on my soul.

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Hilarios movie
although it cant top the first one this was a purely hilarios movie

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