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All member reviews for Howard the Duck

That Reviewing Kid
kid, 11 years old
 
Why George Lucas? Why?
For a kids movie this is simply shocking. It contains condoms, drinking, smoking and possibly doing drugs in a bar. Horror elements and is all round one of the worst films I've seen.

Aidens_Mommy
parent of 4 year old
 
I recommend this movie to no one.
I remembered this movie from my childhood when I saw it on tv recently and I couldn't believe my parents allowed me to watch this. Not even just a tv edited version, but we had the vhs. There is nothing about this movie that would make me recommend it. It has bad language, the female lead falls for the duck and almost has sex with him, there is a lot of violence. IDK, I can't imagine anyone wanting to see this movie.

KidWhoReviewsStuff
kid, 13 years old
 
If you thought Lucas' Jar Jar Binks was stupid just take one look at this stinker
Disgustingly awful superhero spoof. It's violent, may scare younger viewers, full of sexual stuff (condoms, duck breasts and a woman hinting about having sex with a duck), bad language, drinking, smoking, drugs and a really bad role model. This is a movie you must skip.

TheCritic14
teen, 16 years old
 
So cheesey....... IT'S GOOD
I saw this when I was 5 and feel in love, I thought this was one of the coolest movies ever (until my cousin broke the VHS) and now the DVD has come and I give my full review. You got to love it or got to hate it. I thought it was so funny how the film treated itself so seriously (come on, you can't say quack fu with a straight face). I still watch it whenever I can, so it's great for younger kids, but it gets a bit iffy with the sex (Beverly almost has sex with Howard, Beverly finds a condom in Howards wallet, see couples making out at a bath house, etc.) But if you remember this from your childhood, by all means watch it

GoodSSJ
parent of 12 year old
 
This Should Have Been Rated PG-13
This Movie Has PG-13 Stuff In It!This Movie Is Ok

hulkvswolverine
kid, 13 years old
 
stupid but good
good movie but not for everybody no one under 10 should watch it because of stuff like beverly and howard about to have sex finding a condom in a wallet ect. but swearing isnt that bad 12+ should be ok

pie or pie
kid, 12 years old
 
read this
i saw this omg wtf this was pg in the 80,s i wonder what rated r was anyway in one seen a FEMALE duck is in the bathroom taking a bath and showed her breast in another seen beverly finds a condom in howards things a playboy magazine and well everything i saw this when i was 4 i did not see the ducks brest or know what was going on i saw this recently and i kept saying oh my god off for ages 14 and down if it did,ent have so much sex it would be a good famliy movie

 
the duck is just not for kids
this movie is rate G, but the first five minutes you can see the duck drinking, and watching some kind of magazine THEN he masturbate...so that is all for the first minutes. this is not appropiate for kids this should be rate R. really bad where is the zero star..

nduns
adult
 
I'd give this a 1...
Except that this movie was actually supposed to be bad, so it's almost passable in that sense. The only issue I had with this film was that while it certainly did its job... it was boring, and I mean really, really boring.

Justino4
teen, 14 years old
 
Screwed Up
Howard the Duck is horrible with alcohol references, violent content (references to The Exorcist: the scariest movie in the world.), sexual content up the roof and some (brief) moderate cussing. Why wasn't this rated PG-13? Again, the rating is screwed up even though there WAS a PG-13 rating back then.

Starwarsguy
kid, 10 years old
 
what the heck.
the worst movie on earth. why did gorge lucas make this. this film makes apsaletutley no sense.who would ever want to see this . it should be rated R not for the content,but how porrly made this film was.

4kidshater
teen, 14 years old
 
A very very very horrible movie even now, but very silly
This movie is boring. It's very dumb, No it's very very very dumb. It's the stupidest movie i've seen and the trailer proves it. I highly skip this title

FilmReviewerGuy
kid, 13 years old
 
A Silly Movie
This movie is terrible. It feels like to movies. A dirty spoof, which isn't funny, and a sci-fi horror, which is actually funny is places. The movie has several scenes which kids under 10 may find scary because it has a man morphing into a monster but very slowly. You see a female duck's breast, a condom in a wallet and you even see Howard's girlfriend (Who is human) start getting ready to have a sexual encounter with him. Near the begin you see spoofs of popular names including "Breeders of the Lost Ark" and "Playduck". There are a few funny scenes like the one where the villian puts his tongue in the cigar lighter (This was their attempt to be scary). Also cursed words are used throughout. This is definatley one bad movie.

swizz
parent
 
Caution on this one.
There was drinking, smoking, cussing, and sexual things also. It IS "edgier than I remember"!!