Jonah Hex

  • Review Date: June 15, 2010
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Western
  • 2010
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Common Sense Media says

Dumb, violent action Western totally misfires.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Jonah Hex -- a disappointing action Western based on a comic book hero created in the early '70s -- is very violent. Hex acts mostly out of revenge (killing many without remorse), and the body count is high, though
there's relatively little blood and gore. There are some spooky images connected to the movie's supernatural elements, plus many weapons and scenes of things burning and exploding. The female lead, a prostitute, is seen wearing skimpy lingerie throughout the movie (which may be enough to draw in some fans of actress Megan Fox...), and
there's the suggestion of sex. Language is on the light side, and there's not much drinking.

  • The hero's main motive is revenge. He kills lots of people -- they're implied to be "bad," and he doesn't seem to have any remorse. His one selfless act is to put down his gun to save Lilah's life.
  • Hex is the "hero" and Turnbull the "villain," but one character calls them both monsters. Acting out of revenge, Hex kills without hesitation. Although Lilah is a tough girl who can handle herself, she's also a stereotypical prostitute character and isn't satisfied until she "gets" her man.
  • Intense violence on all sides -- characters are shot, stabbed, slapped, chopped, and burned, and
    the body count may be in the dozens. Jonah Hex shoots all kinds of guns -- including Gatling guns and a special kind of crossbow gun with flaming arrows -- and he kills many people, onscreen and off. The villain obtains an explosive weapon that blows up entire towns, and his henchmen use everything from guns to knives to dynamite. In one scene, Hex watches, helpless, as his wife and son are burned alive. Lilah is slapped around but mostly stands up for herself.
  • Lilah is clearly a prostitute, and she wears skimpy lingerie throughout the film, but her job and the act of sex are never mentioned out loud. She sees several male clients, who are shown on their way in to see her or after they're done; all are fully dressed. Some innuendo. Lilah is seen in bed with Hex; she's clothed and he's shirtless. She touches his chest, and they kiss.
  • The dialogue is often hard to hear over the movie's mayhem, but an exclamation of "Jesus Christ," plus words like "bastard," "hell," and "ass."
  • Not applicable.
  • Hex is seen drinking in a bar, with no obvious effect. A Native American medicine man blows smoke to heal Hex's gunshot wounds.

What's the story?

Once a soldier in the Civil War, Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) finds his life turned around when a renegade general, Turnbull (John Malkovich), takes revenge and kills Hex's wife and son. Hex nearly dies, but comes back terribly scarred -- and with certain supernatural powers, a link between life and death. He becomes a bounty hunter and occasionally visits prostitute Lilah (Megan Fox). When Hex learns that Turnbull is still alive, he rides off to take his revenge -- and perhaps stop the dastardly general from completing and using a terrible new weapon powerful enough to destroy the entire country.


Is it any good?

 

The original Hex comics were moody and often thoughtful, with a touch of cynical humor -- and Jonah sometimes performed good deeds in spite of himself. The movie, on the other hand, is both dumb and violent, with Hex acting out of nothing but revenge and a one-dimensional villain determined to destroy the world for no good reason. Fox is added to the mix for extra box office appeal, but she has little to do, and her character borders on stereotypical.

Directed by Jimmy Hayward (who also did the wonderful Horton Hears a Who!), Jonah Hex is clumsy, choppy, and so poorly filmed that it's difficult to follow the action. The loud, heavy metal-esque music sometimes makes it difficult to hear the dialogue -- the dialogue that is audible is simplistic and annoying. The movie makes attempts to "update" the Western genre by adding modern fighting techniques and futuristic weapons, but these ideas just seem desperate. Ultimately, despite all the state-of-the-art weaponry, it's a total misfire.


Explore, discuss, enjoy

  • Families can talk about the movie's violence. Is this kind of violence necessary to tell the story? How did it make you feel?

  • Is Lilah's character a stereotype? Why or why not? What does it say about her that she can take care of herself?

  • What distinguishes Hex from Turnbull? Both kill people; why
    is one a hero and one a villain?


This review of Jonah Hex was written by
Kid, 11 years old
August 15, 2010
 
boring
This movie was really bad. It had poor writing and was also (kinda) boring. There were some good action scenes though. The only things you should be worried about are that Megan Fox plays a prostitute and theres one sex scene. 10+
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Teen, 14 years old
June 21, 2010
 
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME
This movie was a train wreck. The script was not done well and the plot was very unrealistic and stupid. While Josh Brolin gave a convincing role as the gunslinging Jonah Hex the other characters simply did not. The Villan seemed like he should be running a monpoly game not trying to kill Hex. This movie puts the comic book to shame. Through out the movie the main characters motives are revenge so he is not a good role model. His Co-Star Megan Fox is represented as a prostitute in the movie and it is talked about quite alot. Not to mention the movie is only 81 minutes long. Do NOT waste your money on this disaster.( can i rate it under a 1 star?)
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Teen, 14 years old
June 25, 2010
 
Worst. movie. EVER. There was no plot, and I can honestly say the highlight of the movie was when Jonah named his horse.

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Adult
June 23, 2010
 
One of the worst movies ever made
Absolutely one of the worst movies ever made! The only good thing about it was that it only wastes about an hour of your time instead of two! There weren't even any gratuitous shots of Megan Fox. Please don't waste your money or time on this one.

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Parent
June 23, 2010
 
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Teen, 13 years old
June 23, 2010
 
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Kid, 8 years old
June 11, 2010
 
plenty of fight scenes for not all kids teens or adults
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Teen, 13 years old
June 21, 2010
 
Terible
This movie had no plot at all but Megan Fox is hot and made it good

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Teen, 16 years old
June 21, 2010
 
In terms of violence, people really overrate this movie. There's much worse movies out there. Compared to the Dark Knight, Jonah Hex feels like Telletubbies. The movie itself is OK.

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Parent
June 23, 2010
 
Jonah Hex
This movie is high explosive but poorly scripted and very cliche.

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This review of Jonah Hex was written by
Studio:Warner Bros.
Director:Jimmy Hayward
Cast:John Malkovich, Josh Brolin, Megan Fox
Genre:Western
Run time:80 minutes
Theatrical release date:June 18, 2010
DVD release date:October 12, 2010
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:intense sequences of violence and action, disturbing images and sexual content

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