Kronk's New Groove

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Common Sense Media says

Weak storyline and, frankly, not much groove.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that older people are tricked out of their money and lodging, and kids are told to do what it takes to win. Kronk recounts a frightening experience that happened when he was a child. Within the context of a fairly tepid story are magic, deception, and threats.

  • Pacha is a loving father to kids. Kronk's own father accepts him in the end.
  • Kronk and older folk chase Yzma.
  • Some flirtation, kissing, dancing together between Kronk and his lady love.

What's the story?

A sequel to the popular Disney movie The Emperor's New Groove, KRONK'S NEW GROOVE is the story of a former henchmen turned head-chef. All is well until he gets word that his father is coming for a visit. He has never received a thumbs-up from his dad, so Kronk (voiced by Patrick Warburton) resorts to his old ways to present himself as a "success." In the end, Kronk's friends help him realize that he has success -- he has many friends, a career that he enjoys, and a peaceful, honest life.


Is it any good?

 

Many parents will recognize the hilarious Patrick Warburton as the voice of Kronk. The story itself is disjointed with unnecessary attempts of humor that are clearly geared for parents. For example, when Kronk pulls down a screen to view a tape, he forgets to take out his "stag reel" with images of a buck. Still, there's a good lesson about being true to your own groove, but it just takes a little too long to get there.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about the pressure Kronk felt to live up to his father's standards. Why doesn't he see himself as a success? How is success measured -- by wealth or happiness?


This review was written by Pam Gelman
Kid, 12 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Teen, 14 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Kid, 11 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Kid, 12 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Teen, 14 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Kid, 11 years old
January 25, 2011
 
Only adults and me can get the joke when Yzma said "I have a proposition for you." Kronk: "EEWW!" Yzma:"I meant a business proposition." Kronk "Phew." Kronk called Birdwell 'Ms. birdypoo' and there is a little bit of love story in this.

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Teen, 15 years old
December 20, 2009
 
Very funny,I think it is good for all ages!!

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Kid, 13 years old
April 9, 2008
 

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Kid, 13 years old
November 17, 2008
 
FUNNY MOVIE!!!
I think THIS is the FUNNIEST movie I have EVER seen! Great for ALL ages!

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This review was written by Pam Gelman
Topics:friendship
Studio:Walt Disney Pictures
Director:Saul Andrew Blinkoff
Cast:Eartha Kitt, John Goodman, Patrick Warburton
Genre:Family and Kids
Run time:75 minutes
Theatrical release date:December 13, 2005
DVD release date:December 13, 2005
MPAA rating:G
MPAA explanation:for all audiences

This review was written by Pam Gelman
 

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