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All parent reviews for The Longest Yard

Age
14
Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Funny, but not as good as the original
I took my 12 year old son to see this movie and we both had a great time! There are some references to gay sex and Tracy Morgan (SNL) is hilarious as the team's head cheerleader! No one in the cast will win an Oscar, however the film is funny and appropriate for kids 12 and older, due to some of the language and a bit of prison yard violence.

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Parent of 18 and 19 year old
April 9, 2008
 
yuck

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Horrible, Go With The Original
This movie was indespicable. It wasn't funny, it was just stupid. If you like people gettin ghit in the crotches,head, and more areas maybe you'll like it! There is a scene whee the secretary akes adam sandler alone in a room to do SOMETHING, that was innapropriate for young children. Overall, dont waste your money, go see a better movie.

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Adult
June 22, 2010
 
the longest yard is a comedy movie that pushes it off the edge for a PG-13 movie and is only recommended for older teens the violence is strong between players getting hit and tackle hard a person being on fire by in explosion burning to death there is gay guys dress in cheerleaders outfits and wearing tights and underwears and girl and they show there butt when they flip and one gay guy kissing a guy there's a lot of strong language used and drinking, smoking, and drug use.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
A Pathetic Knock off
Oh... Come on. This is a very poor imitation of the original. Can't Adam Sandler do better than this with his ridiculously overpriced acting fees. There are a million movies out there that are better for your kids. Skip it. You aren't missing anything!

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Adult
July 20, 2010
 
hilarious throughout the movie but it has some points they do drugs or kill but not a good movie for anyone under 13

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Seen the first? Skip this one.
A lot was saved on writer's fees as this closely paralled the original, but with much more sensationalism put into this remake. With the gender issues, drugs (steroids), and the sensational and graphic pain inflictions make this a movie for the more mature. I just don't feel that this is a movie for the younger set, even with a discussion of the issues this film brings forth.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
wow!
holy cow, look at all the haters! not a single person gave this movie an at least semi positive review. I thought this was a pretty good movie. I laughed several times and had an overall good time with this movie. Obviously, not everyone shares the same opinions I do. I am just sayin, check it out. Thats it.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Bad
The Longest Yard was violent, rude, and had a lot of drug references. Characters are beaten, take steroids, and do other disturbing things. No one under 14 years old should see this movie.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
ok for adults - not ok for kids
somewhat entertaining for me. I took my 12 yr old son - it was not appropriate for him.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
A funny Adam Sandler movie
I liked this movie, but it might be a little inappropiate for kids under the age of 11.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
The languege is the worst part of it!

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Crude a bit
Well sexual wise there are gay couples and a lot of references. Violence is a bit rough and language just comes out here and there. Be at least 14 to see this ithas to many gay jokes but someone who has seen Click,Austin Powers, or Talladega Nights can definitly see this>

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