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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
No, no, just no
Well, where do I begin, horrid language, so much sex it hurts, and it seemed like the whole thing was a commercial. I saw this thinking that it would be funny like Austan Powers, but boy was I wrong. There is so much in the way of sex, it blocks out all the good things about it like, Mike Myers is back, and... um... well... its kinda funny. The Language in this movie is horrid, the words (and I'm quoting common sense) "a--," "penis," "dinkbag," "b---h," "prison b---h," "doggy style," "s--t," "crap," "pr*ck," "hos," "dump," "whizz," "nutsack," jackoff," "pubes," "balls," and "a--hole." There is not a lot of violence in it, but that is not an excuse for all the sex that is in this movie. When I was watching this movie, I found that the only funny perosn in this film is Stephen Colbert, not Mike Myers (dose that seem odd to anyone else?). I love Mike Myers, but if this is what he has stooped this low, I hope he isn't in any more movies any time soon. This movie gets a 1 out of 5

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Get over yourself! Love Guru is FINE!
'Parents' on this site seem to think kids know nothing about "sex, drugs, and language." Come on! It doesn't impact us when we see it in theaters! We see it everywhere! School, books, T.V., music, etc. This site is made up of stuck up people who obviously know nothing about their children's lives. This movie is funny! It's got great actors that make you smile! The trailer isn't misleading! If you like Mike, Justin, hockey, humor, etc. it will make you laugh. Sheesh parentals! Stop being so uptight!

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
not that good
i walked in the theater thinking it would be horrible like the worst mike myres movie ever but it was a little bit better than i expected because there was some funny parts so i give this movie 2/5 stars

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Very Funny!
I saw this with some friends and all of us laughed at this film. The film features the funny Mike Myers and the beautiful Jessica Alba in this slap-stick comedy. NOTE: It does contain a lot of sexual humor but none of it is actually explicit as for the film pretty much censors itself and the jokes are implied rather than flat-out said.

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Eh..
This movie didnt go good with my nachos. Thier were pionts where I did laugh but Im not into all the discusting comedy.I didnt realy like it but maybe some people will... I dont know, really I dont know waht to say.

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Teen, 17 years old
October 31, 2010
 
HILARIOUS ... but only for the right people. (NO ADULTS!)
Ohhhhhhh my gosh. I laughed SO MUCH -- nonstop from the first 30 seconds to the credits. This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen -- it's perfect for 13 year old girls and boys who like to watch some naughty movies. But on the other hand, it's REALLY stupid. Unrealistic, ridiculous, and if you ask me -- a bit too much potty-mouth. But really, CSM! Loosen up! That's what MAKES it funny! In my opinion, the kids should be writing reviews on the movies! Adults have no right to judge movies intended for kids!! These reviews are TOTALLY biased!! Instead of teens with a sense of humour, we've got CSM judging our reviews! CSM, you are uptight, and whoever writes these reviews needs to loosen up. You have no sense of humour!

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Parent of 15 and 16 year old
May 10, 2009
 
No One under 17 premitted!!!!
there is way too much sexual conrtent in this movie, I am 39 and it was embarcing me, and my husband hen we watched it 30 min in we turned it off if, we wanted x rated we would ask for x rated,

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Hahahaha
This movie is very funny. People give it bad reveiws because it is all about sex. It is a movie for teens with this sense of humor.

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Teen, 15 years old
July 22, 2010
 
i love this movie its awesome

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Teen, 15 years old
April 24, 2010
 
Why, Mike Meyers?
One of the worst films of 2008. The result-two elephants having sex. Ya, great ending. And Mike Meyers is really bad at acting, in my opinion.

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Kid, 9 years old
April 9, 2008
 
marushgahargtata! it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love the love guru it is very humorus . i made the nuts in a sack and they are scrumpciously deliciouso. i tthink 1 year oolds should wathch thuis movhir

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
I left before I lost my mind
If you liked Austin Powers, stay home and remember Mike Myer in good memory. I think I stayed for a whole 11 minutes and went next door to the Hulk movie to wake up. I haven't manatorily theatre hopped since high school... Today's PG-13 is R from when I grew up.

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Kid, 13 years old
January 17, 2009
 
Very Movie!
I don't know why people are saying it's such a bad movie.It's great!I think this is one of Mike Myers best movies.ok I got to admit the language was kind of bad but it sure was funny!

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Teen, 18 years old
January 10, 2009
 
mike meyers-groin hit king
ok, in each mike myere's movie the lead character(s) is hit anywhere below the belt. in the first austin powers, austin flips into the car and hits his groin/testicles on the gear shifts ect, in the sequel, as midget knees him in the crotch, bites him between the legs, in the third one the midget again shoves his foot into myer's scrotum, now in this one, guru pitka takes a punch to the penis, he groans, and doubles over, teens love this.

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Teen, 14 years old
April 9, 2008
 
another cool mike myers movie

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Teen, 14 years old
October 2, 2011
 
:p
This movie is a piece of crap! Did the really have to make can't face sound like C--t face?? I only saw this because one of my friends made me and we were at her house and I couldn't exactly leave. Besides the fact that it as completely wrong and rude the word c--k is shown at least 6 times. I personally would rather watch Saw 3D on caffine so I wouldn't be able to close my eyes.

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
gay
i hsted this movie. it was funny but reatarted.

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Laughs
I loved it, anyways, its not like people take this crap seriously!

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