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All teen and kid reviews for Machete
Average rating based on 14 kid and teen reviews:
- 71% say violence is an issue
- 64% say language is an issue
- 57% say sexual content is an issue
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Very entertaining.
If you love a light hearted gorefest movie, this is for you. This movie is just plain fun.
15+ for brutal violence, sexual content and nudity, and language.
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Kid, 12 years old
August 28, 2011
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Ok movie but not for kids!
It was a ok movie with a good cast. This also is about the misery the mexicans had to go threw. But there is lots for language like f..k and S..t and b...h. Plus LOTS of nudity and inaporaite stuff. So think about what you think!
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aweome movie, but not for kids whatsoever (like under fifteen at least..depends on maturity:)
I honestly think this movie is totally epic and awesome!! Despite the incredible violience and sextual scenes (there are a few naked parts ill warn you) the movie has some conedy in it and I love that...great actors, many known including lindsey lohan and jessica alba (both naked), just a good movie:)
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Entertaining, gory fun
Machete has lots of action,humor and gore. Lots of gore. While a good movie, Machete happens to be the most violent movie i've ever seen, and i've seen some very violent movies. Also expect plenty of strong language and some nudity and implied sex.
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So much to say...
Well, for starters within the first 5 minutes of the movie about 30 people get their limbs ripped off and a stark naked chick pulls a cell phone out her vagina, but other than that its fine. If you're sensitive about these things then don't go, otherwise go for it. It's a fun movie.
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An epic win for the mexicans
I watched this movie with my 72 year old grandma( she can hardly understand a word of English) and we both loved it. It just goes to show that anybody can enjoy an action movie with a simple plot. There are subtle hints of government conspiracies, but the general storyline is straightforward. It is a definite victory for the little guys (illegal immigrants) way to go!
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WARNING this movie is for bad a$$ses only
i just saw this tis movie is the bomb
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violent but good
cms the human intestine was not use as weapon it was use as string. the movie it self was very little nudity we don't even see full nudity we boobiess alot but nothing else
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Awsome movie
Whole bunch of rude, bloody violence, but really good movie!
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For Mature People Only
I loved this movie, it was very funny. But I recommend it for people with strong stomachs, and people who are mature. Doesn't matter what age, you should just be mature, and know that this really shouldn't happen.
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horrible
Stupid movie. My rating: Graphic violence, some graphic nudity, some sexuality, And pervasive language.
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Kid, 10 years old
March 11, 2012
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Its an OK movie
some sex scenes. very gorey lots of body parts cut off and stuff like that.
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OKish
This is a good movie, but not really appropriate for kids maybe 13 and under. The opening scene has a full nude woman that pulls her phone out of her vagina, and a lot of people dying with gore and gallons of blood. 2 nude woman, one being Lindsay Lohan, in a pool ready to make a semi porno with Machete as an unexpected star of the video. Everything else is fine, unless you're strict on swearing/cussing.
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