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All teen and kid reviews for Mars Attacks!

Age
9
Average rating based on 7 kid and teen reviews:
  • 57% say violence is an issue
  • 43% say language is an issue
Teen, 16 years old
May 28, 2009
 
If you like violence this is the movie for you!
This is a VERY violent movie. Many say that language is not an issue BUT it is... Do you know what those Martians are saying? Who knows. I have seen lots of violent movies and on the violence meter this is WAY up there probably broke the scale.

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Teen, 18 years old
January 31, 2009
 
This will make kids laugh more than it will scare them
The first time I really checked this out was before going to bed and I wanted to stop since I was about to go to bed but when I watched it all the way throug, I lauged. A race of martian aliens decide to invade earth. They have normal sized bodies but have huge heads. They try to invade a few times, each time disentagrating humans with a gun that zaps people and vaporizes their skin, leaving behind a red or green skeleton. This is just a movie full of crazy slapstick antics. For the 10 and up crowd.

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Teen, 15 years old
April 9, 2008
 
UGH!!!!...
I remember surfing through TV channels , and we found this , so we watched it. My dad thought it was funny , and I thought it was horrible!!!!!! The violence! THE STUPIDNESS! I think that people who make stories of bad aliens are pretty dumb , because nobody said aliens , or things from another planet [ well , thier has to be some life in the other millions of planets!] had to be mean. I really suggest ET instead!

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Kid, 11 years old
April 9, 2008
 
i lost six brain cells watching this
after i watched this ime gonna be scared of freakin aliens for the rest of my freakin life

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Kid, 11 years old
August 8, 2010
 
I think it was fine. I think the younger boys crowd would enjoy this movie, probably because of the violence. But, I rated it 11+ because I think it would be APPROPRIATE for that age. There was constant violence. I think it was really goofy. Some violent-loving kids wont like the build-up to the violence, but there gonna have to deal with it. I don't think there was any positive message to it. Parents probably wouldn't want their kids to see this movie.

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Teen, 16 years old
June 6, 2009
 
50's style movie is fun for young teens
This movie is very good, it tries to co for that cheesey, clasic 50's B movie, and dose a pretty good job, andjust like movies from the 50's there are little issues: 1. COmic style violence that no one can take seriously, the martin's guns turn people into skeletons, Humans are abducted by the martians and experimented on, green martian blood when the martinas die. 2. Very little languge including afew uses of H--l, and one s--t, but other than that the language is fine. 3. A coule can briefly bee seen having sex (no nudity), with a coule matrians watching, the martian king breifly looks at a porn magazine from earth (no nudity either). So osverall, this is a fun 50's B movie with better special effects that is fun for teens young and old.

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Teen, 14 years old
September 10, 2010
 
I really did not like this movie because first of all there is actually a good amount of language like a few s-t and about 5 uses of hell i didn't think that it was funny at all and there was a lot of violence plus there were a lot of references to prostitution it really suprised me because i love tim burton and i thought it would be a lot better to quote airgirl2010 "I really suggest ET instead"

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