Meet the Spartans

  • Review Date: June 2, 2008
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Comedy
  • 2008
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Common Sense Media says

Dumb, raunchy comedy is a tired spoof attempt.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
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may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that plenty of teens will want to see this mindless spoof, even though (or perhaps because) it's riddled with gross-out humor fueled by swearing, bodily functions, offensive jokes, and cartoonish violence. Pop culture references -- and outright product placements -- are peppered throughout, too. We've seen it all before in films like Date Movie and Epic Movie, but it's possibly even less funny here.

  • The film delights in making fun of everything by playing up stereotypes or relying on crude language. A woman clearly sleeps around.
  • Plenty of cartoonish scenes that are violent nonetheless: A dog bites a man's testicles; a parent and child head-butt each other (in the name of teaching the boy how to be a warrior); a spear lances through a soldier while another charges and hits a rock face, plucking his eyes out; guns are shot, swords are drawn, and a man cracks his neck performing a break-dance move; blood oozes out of a man's face.
  • Ample cleavage and booty shots; lots of scenes with scantily clad men and women; plenty of sexual innuendoes, many of which are somewhat homophobic (a man discusses warfare in terms of "taking it from the behind," for example); a woman licks her lips while staring at men; she also gyrates in front of older men who throw money at her; humans and animals (sometimes both) are shown in sexual positions.
  • Women are referred to as "hos" and "sluts," and there's the usual parade of "s--t," "damn," "a--hole," "b-tch" and more, as well as one bleeped "f--k."
  • At times the film feels like an endless stream of commercials for products like Coke, Nintendo Wii, Dentyne Ice, Gatorade, and more. One whole sequence plays out like a video game, Grand Theft Auto style. Mentions of TV shows (Ugly Betty, Heroes), films (James Bond), and video games.
  • A shot of Botox kills a man. Another man drinks a beverage thinking it's hard liquor -- but it's actually pee.

What's the story?

From the directing team behind Date Movie and Epic Movie comes yet another spoof, this time of the "swords and sandals" genre. Using the stylized, over-the-top 300 as its "inspiration," this spastic, goofy comedy is set in Grecian times. The not-so-mighty King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) faces the threat of an attack from Xerxes (Ken Davitian) and his Persian army. His captain (Kevin Sorbo, spoofing himself) manages to round up a ragtag army who'll gladly step into a "battlefield" that requires them to "step up," hurl insults, and break dance, all in the name of Sparta. Good thing they're not required to do much else, since they don't appear to be too handy with the weapons.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about why Hollywood keeps churning out this type of movie. What makes them appealing to certain viewers? What part of the humor works (or doesn't)? Do you think anyone will find any of it funny decades from now, when half of the references will have been forgotten? Does any of it go too far? Are there better examples of spoofs?


This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
Adult
February 22, 2009
 
Not too great.

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Adult
August 1, 2009
 
This movie was better then I thought actually. I mean it wasent that good but not as bad as some of the movies these guys have mad. There are sexual jokes and some language but its not too bad. Not really worth watching but if you do then atleast your not in for the wors time of your life.

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Teen, 17 years old
December 25, 2009
 
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SPOOF EVER!
ok this movie was so funny it was the best one I have ever seen I like when they did the yo mamma jokes and the tyra banks part except if they took out the part with the neck cracking I would so buy it!

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Teen, 14 years old
November 26, 2009
 

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Adult
January 31, 2011
 
worst movie ever
worst movie i have ever seen protect you children it's gross

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Teen, 18 years old
February 25, 2009
 
Funnier Than Disaster Movie! But only by a little bit.
I rented the Unrated Pit of Death edition and have seen the theatrical version On Demanand. This is a really funny movie if your a teen. My favorite parts were the shrek baby, American idol, and the ending credits. Of course, I loved the whole movie. For 13 and up definatly. The male spartans greet each other by making out, whereas the men give the woemen a high five. Thats probably the worst of it.

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Teen, 15 years old
January 4, 2009
 
AWFUL
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! It is terrible and I wouldnt recomend it to anybody!

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Teen, 17 years old
November 20, 2009
 
just for laughs!
this movie sent me laughing for hours. it has its funny moments but other than that it would be pretty crappy. the funny stuff does involves alot of sexual themed things and the part where he snaps his neck in that dance battle is...ew!

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Kid, 13 years old
June 12, 2009
 
Hah!
Hah! Funny! Made me laugh- and I'm ten! Oh yes, it was funny and I want to see it again!

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Kid, 13 years old
April 4, 2011
 
2nd worst movie i've seen besides rango.

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This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
Studio:Twentieth Century Fox
Directors:Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Cast:Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Sean Maguire
Genre:Comedy
Run time:90 minutes
Theatrical release date:January 25, 2008
DVD release date:June 2, 2008
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence.

This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
 

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