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Age
14
Adult
February 22, 2009
 
Not too great.

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Adult
August 1, 2009
 
This movie was better then I thought actually. I mean it wasent that good but not as bad as some of the movies these guys have mad. There are sexual jokes and some language but its not too bad. Not really worth watching but if you do then atleast your not in for the wors time of your life.

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Adult
January 31, 2011
 
worst movie ever
worst movie i have ever seen protect you children it's gross

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Adult
May 4, 2011
 
And yet this isn't Frieberg and Seltzer's worst film... ugh...
Good lord, how are these idiots still making money!? Oh, that's right, they choose to parody anything popular and people are dumb enough to be drawn in by it. With the exception of the first few Scary Movies, there isn't one film by these guys that can be classified as good. You wanna know what the most insulting thing is? These guys always take it upon themselves to blatantly point out the jokes for the audience, clearly showing that they think all moviegoers are stupid! Come on, people, stop watching their movies! They're the worst spoofs ever made!

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Adult
March 20, 2011
 
This movie has a lot of homosexual and sexual references that are sometimes mild. Leonardas uses Sh*t every 10 minutes and all the violence is comical but sometimes disturbing. (Neck snapping, Eyes scratched out ect.) This movie I guarantee will make you laugh at least once. This movie has some good role models (The Spartans) who defend each other.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Tis' nothing but sex
This was the worst movie ever. I would never think about seeing this again, leme quote you what commen sense says about this: Sexual Content Ample cleavage and booty shots; lots of scenes with scantily clad men and women; plenty of sexual innuendoes, many of which are somewhat homophobic (a man discusses warfare in terms of "taking it from the behind," for example); a woman licks her lips while staring at men; she also gyrates in front of older men who throw money at her; humans and animals (sometimes both) are shown in sexual positions That should be enough to bring my point across.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Braincells were lost,
...mainly because, on occasion, I found myself amused.

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Parent of 18 and 19 year old
April 9, 2008
 

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Disgusting
It is perhaps appropriate for 15 pr 16 year olds, but there is a big difference between 13 and 15 maturity wise. It was unimaginative, the Spears part was kind of funny but that was the only source of humor in the film.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
The best movie you will ever see!
This movie, just like Scary Movie, Date Movie, and Epic Movie is amazingly funny with splashes of pop culture that young ones will understand and laugh along with. The only difference is that this one doesn't end with the word "Movie". So that must mean it's a little bit better than others, no? I recommend going to see this movie 100%, because you know I'll go.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
I walked out
Upon seeing the previews for this movie, I thought it would be funny. That was definitely not the case! I was appaulded at the amount of sexual content that was in this movie, a movie that was suppose to be PG-13. I am a fan of Date Movie, and Scary Movies, but this movie was nothing like those. i walked out half way into it; i couldn't finish watching it.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
20 minutes of torture...for me, then turned it off
Not funny at all; just plain bad; the actors must have went back to their dressing rooms thinking, "Will this kill my career?" or "Do I really need the money that bad?" Right now, I cannot think of a worse movie.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Funny but inappropriate.
Call me odd, but I thought this movie was funny. There was a lot of explicit content. Regardless, I was laughing my head off. I think that this would mostly be funny to 13-14 year olds, but it isn't really appropriate for them. But if they want to see it and are mature, then by all means let them. Just don't expect anything educational.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Wouldn't see it again.
My overall impression of this movie when I got out of the theatre was a little embarrassed and a little amused. The movie itself is really dumb, but there are certain jokes that made me crack up.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
No, Not, another movie.
This is the worst, most perverted, movie I have ever seen. I was sitting fifteen inches away from my mom, it had so many sexual puns, dirty sexual puns, we left after 10 miniutes of that tird. If I had rated this movie, it would not have been rated PG-13, it would have been rated X or NC-17. I would never take my kids, when I get maried, to see anything like this, never take your kids to go see this or anything made by these people. I am never seeing anything like this. This movie, in no way, age appropriate.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
terrible don't waste your money on it
This movie was terrible. There was a lot of sexual stuff, like the wife of the main character was tanning in a spa and vegetables were blocking her private parts. The movie was some what based on the movie 300 and that movie was terrble too. So just don't waste your money on it.

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Adult
April 9, 2008
 
Not bad
For who hated this movie I ask why? Sure it silly, but it was supposed to be. See that is why give movies like this bad reviews, because they expect a movie with some drama in but come on. Your seeing a spoof! Not a drama. A spoof! It was funny and it had some useless jokes but who cares the majority of it was good. The only problem I had with it was that they tried to fit some much paroides into a 70 minute movie that it kinda got old. But other than that i liked it.

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