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All teen and kid reviews for Meet the Spartans

Age
13
Average rating based on 27 kid and teen reviews:
  • 41% say sexual content is an issue
  • 33% say language is an issue
  • 30% say violence is an issue
Teen, 17 years old
December 25, 2009
 
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SPOOF EVER!
ok this movie was so funny it was the best one I have ever seen I like when they did the yo mamma jokes and the tyra banks part except if they took out the part with the neck cracking I would so buy it!

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Teen, 14 years old
November 26, 2009
 

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Teen, 18 years old
February 25, 2009
 
Funnier Than Disaster Movie! But only by a little bit.
I rented the Unrated Pit of Death edition and have seen the theatrical version On Demanand. This is a really funny movie if your a teen. My favorite parts were the shrek baby, American idol, and the ending credits. Of course, I loved the whole movie. For 13 and up definatly. The male spartans greet each other by making out, whereas the men give the woemen a high five. Thats probably the worst of it.

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Teen, 15 years old
January 4, 2009
 
AWFUL
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! It is terrible and I wouldnt recomend it to anybody!

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Teen, 17 years old
November 20, 2009
 
just for laughs!
this movie sent me laughing for hours. it has its funny moments but other than that it would be pretty crappy. the funny stuff does involves alot of sexual themed things and the part where he snaps his neck in that dance battle is...ew!

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Kid, 13 years old
June 12, 2009
 
Hah!
Hah! Funny! Made me laugh- and I'm ten! Oh yes, it was funny and I want to see it again!

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Kid, 13 years old
April 4, 2011
 
2nd worst movie i've seen besides rango.

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Teen, 14 years old
June 13, 2010
 
From Spartan to Spoof
Although this movie isn't good for a child in any way, I found it to be absolutely hilarious! I never get tired of watching this spoof of 300. It never gets old! Although, the images in this may be disturbing and there is profanity around every corner.

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Kid, 12 years old
May 12, 2010
 
i live it its so funny but really crude i probably laughed at every joke in the whole movie

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Kid, 13 years old
August 4, 2010
 
it's funny but it still sucks
This was a funny movie but it was still terrible and randomly brings up every pop culture reference from 2007. And it is very crude and is offensive. 13+

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Teen, 14 years old
July 12, 2011
 
commercial the movie
i'd skip

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Teen, 15 years old
October 7, 2010
 
i think the meet the spartans is a really funny movie to watch.

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Teen, 16 years old
September 5, 2010
 

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Teen, 14 years old
June 3, 2011
 
Rubbish don't just ignore it, try and destroy it!!!
Utter rubbish, homophobic and stupid story, terrible comedy, and I agree with bluebellblu, protect yourself kids, this is just not an appropriate movie

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Kid, 13 years old
May 28, 2010
 
alot of advertising and funny but some mature themes
i loved this movie but the mature themes were the only thing that bothered me and the language a bit but thats in all the spoof movies and the advertising is a bit odd

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Teen, 14 years old
April 9, 2008
 
pretty funny, but not the funniest
Very funny, but a lot of sexual content, so 13+

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Teen, 15 years old
March 24, 2012
 
Friedberg's and Seltzer's grossout "300" spoof, still has some laughters
The movie is very gross, even grosser than "Date Movie" or "Disaster Movie". There are frequent sex jokes, though there is no actual sex depicted, but frequent jokes about it, mostly about homosexual men. There are violent jokes: a man get simpaled by a spear, a man's head snaps while breakdancing (very gross, you see a bone sticking out - but it is unrealistic), a man gets his head punched off his shoulders (no blood, you see the stump from the very side), a man has a bloody face, a man is is hit in the testicles so hard they fall out of his mouth. Some language, nothing R-rated. The movie is not as unfunny as anyone says, not yet the best comedy. I think the movie is suitable for viewers 14 and up.

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Teen, 16 years old
November 16, 2008
 
Discusting!
Meet the Spartans= Wierd This is just a poorly made, SICK movie (Sick in a bad way). Peace out -i love dogs

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Teen, 16 years old
April 9, 2008
 
wow..........this movie sucks!!!!
it's about a bunch of gay spartans. 13 to be exact. Need i say more?

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Teen, 17 years old
April 9, 2008
 
Not For Parents!!! jk
Meet the Spartans is a very funny movie for teenagers, but do not watch it with your parents. Parents have a tendancy to think every crude joke in a movie is absolutley horrible, or when there is no plot to the movie they say that the movie is a waste of time. But if you are a teenager who perhaps, enjoyed Epic Movie or any of the Scary Movies, this one is no different. Funny, a little raunchy, but very funny. 13+

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