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All teen and kid reviews for Monster House
Average rating based on 74 kid and teen reviews:
- 46% say violence is an issue
- 28% say language is an issue
Kid, 11 years old
September 2, 2011
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Nice movie!
Well, I watched this when I was 8. It didn't scare me at all, and I watched it AT NIGHT. Again, it just depends on if you are used to this stuff or not. But I think it's for 9 yrs, because I barely noticed the word crap in there. And kids 6 and under may notice the word and start saying it and get their selves in trouble or whatever.
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Kid, 11 years old
March 20, 2010
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WORST MOVIE EVER
Okay Im still afraid of this movie it is stupid DON"T Watch or your kids will be scared for life of that stupid house . NEVER EVER WATCH IT the scaryist part is when the kids find the old lady's body . never ever watch it
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A Good Movie
I think this is a great movie! Violence might be a problem for younger kids. The house comes alive. It eats people, toys, and pets. The babysitter's boyfriend does seem drunk in one part. The kids give cough syrup to the house to make it go to sleep. I think it's a great movie for ages nine and up.
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Kid, 10 years old
April 12, 2011
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property
property is in valved in this movie.t j wants to defeat the house with chowder and jenny.a few mentions about kissing.the babysitter Z boyfriend BONES drinks beer [BONES is a weird name.] this is iffy for 8-10
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Kid, 12 years old
October 9, 2010
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scary movie better than gory horror flicks. not for kids, though
we can all agree. this movie is way too scary for your young ones. this is a surprisingly good movie but it's not for anyone under the age of 10. the babysitter's boyfriend does not respect her "property", and...are there really any good role models here. this movie also has adult characters that are so oblivious of anything that it almost convinces kids that adults are terifying, lazy, oblivious, unloving, deviant people that cannot be relied on. this is a scary, and disturbing message that kids will NOT be able to handle. I don't know why they call this a family movie, but all I know is it's FREAKING AWESOME. not 4 kids though.
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Kid, 12 years old
July 4, 2011
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Not for young children
I've seen this movie when I was 6 years old. I didn't like it at all. This movie scared me a lot when I saw this movie. I'd say this is not for young children.
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Kid, 9 years old
July 1, 2011
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pg movie
good movie i love it i have it on dvd
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Depends on the kid, but not that bad!
I want you all to know.... I was eight to ten years of age when I saw this :P
and I loved it, wasn't scared a bit.
Nope! Not at all.
And my four-year-old brother beside me was just fine too!
I lol'd at you guys saying "This movie is SO scary!"
lawl, orly?
Not really. It's just dark at moments, the only "scary" moment was when the house chased them, and the revealing of N.'s wife's skeleton.
and even then, it felt like a serious moment, not so scary.
More suspense, but that's just me.
I found it funny no one mentioned this joke:
"....but, I thought If I shot at it's heart, then--?!"
"That's not it's heart. If that's the teeth, and that's the mouth, then that must be the uvula"
"....oh....so itsa GIRL house...."
"...what?! It stimulates the gag reflex, EVERYONE has a uvula."
"Psh, not me."
that joke made everyone in the theatre laughed.
Srsly.
Even the kids, who had no idea what the word chowder mistook uvula for.
Any sexual things in the movie were really vague so that a kid wouldn't be too disturbed by it, you see.
It wasn't bad at all, I enjoyed it :)
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Kid, 11 years old
September 5, 2011
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Decent.
Not my kind of movie, scared me when i was younger too. Cursing is also not foreign to this film.
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Not what I expected.
Very nice movie. I wasn't sure about seeing it, since it's made for 10-year-olds, but it was good. There's a cute, unconventional, romantic backstory and the action keeps moving. I really want to see this again.
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Kid, 11 years old
June 27, 2011
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good for some kids
I loved this movie. Just a little bit intense and scary.
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Very Scary for anyone unde 10
I watched this when I was 7. I was still scared for 3 years after I watched this.
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good movie not for lil kids
its a very good movie, probly not good for lil kids though,i saw it when i was 10 and loved it, wasnt Really scared. i cant stand people who say its bad for being scary. ITS A SCARY MOVIE!!! TNATS THE POINT!!!!!
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Not a Good Movie for Little Kids
I absoulutely hate this movie. It's funny but i'm actually a little scared of it to! I watched it when I was littler, but I still haven't watched it since because it was just such a silly movie. I mean a house thats alive and being controled by a dead lady? Creepy and silly. There are lots of things in it that are scary and over all the story just isn't believeable. I do NOT like this movie and younger kids should not see it. Maybe I'm being silly but in my opinion it's not very good.
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Kid, 12 years old
October 27, 2011
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Just Fast Foward It When He Makes A Move
This movie is okay. Sure, there's violence, and Bones drinks beer, but those things don't really matter. What I am concerned about is when Bones tries to make a move on the babysitter, named Zee. That was highly innapropriate. that's all I have to say.
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Good Mild Thriller
Good mild thriller for kids, but may frighten/creep out viewers under the tween area.
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Kid, 12 years old
December 24, 2011
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This movie is CRAPPY
It's SCARY FOR KIDS!!!! I HATE IT
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