Ocean's Thirteen (PG-13, 2007)

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More of the same from Clooney and company.


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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that there's nothing much different here than in the two previous Ocean's movies. Expect some language ("s--t" and "son of a bitch" are as bad as it gets), occasional scenes with drinking and cigar smoking, brief images of generalized violence (protesting workers clash with police and toss Molotov cocktails that set a car on fire; a mild earthquake shakes a hotel), and a seduction scene (aided by pheromone-spiked cologne) that includes heavy breathing, some clutching, and cleavage. As always, the "heroes" are handsome, charming criminals out to rob a less-sympathetic criminal.

Positive messages: The protagonists are very wealthy thieves, but they're less odious than their opponents.
Violence: Character has a heart attack, falls to ground, and is later shown in the hospital and in bed, suffering its effects; a minor earthquake disturbs hotel guests; during a labor protest in Mexico, demonstrators throw Molotov cocktails that set a truck on fire.
Sex: Abigail wears tight dresses and shows cleavage; seduced by Linus, she begins to take off her clothes (you see her bra).
Language: A few uses each of "s--t," "hell," "damn," "ass," and "son of a bitch."
Consumerism: Samsung; plenty of places in Las Vegas are name checked.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking: Occasional casual drinking (wine, beer, liquor, tequila); cigar-smoking; a pheromone-like drug is added to cologne to assist in a seduction; mention of Ritalin.

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Talk to your kids
Families can talk about what makes these con men so appealing. Does it help that their adversaries are always so awful? And what makes the bad guys seem bad, anyway? What parts of the movie are references to the era of the Rat Pack's original Ocean's Eleven? Do you think this movie romanticizes that time period/style? How does this movie compare to its two predecessors? Do you think there should be any more Ocean's movies?

What's the story?

What's the story?
Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and his boys are back, staging another magnificently planned, brilliantly executed scheme to get even with an adversary and steal loads of money. In OCEAN'S THIRTEEN, the heist is motivated by revenge, when one of their own (Elliott Gould's Reuben) is cheated out of his money by the exceptionally smug and obnoxious Willie Bank (Al Pacino). Faster than you can say "Vegas," the gang rallies to make sure the villain learns a lesson. The basic plot is very similar to those of the first two movies (Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve): The gang gathers to consult, calls in an expert (in this case, tech master Roman (Eddie Izzard), then arranges an exceedingly elaborate con. This time the target is Bank's brand-new, very fancy hotel and casino, The Bank. Not only will the fellas steal his money, but they'll also bust his ego by ruining his chances for winning the Royal Review Board's Five Diamond Award, which he's snagged for all of his other hotels.

Is it any good?

Is it any good?
 

The easy camaraderie among the major players remains the most predictably entertaining aspect of the film, particularly Danny's relationship with Rusty (Brad Pitt), which refers in-jokingly to the actors' famous friendship. (A couple of times, the film drops you into their conversation midway, without back-story or explanation, so that punch-lines seem both unknowable and strangely satisfying, as in Rusty's apparently clever rejoinder: "I said, 'What do I look like, a pancake eater?'"). Other relationships are less enjoyable. Since Linus (Matt Damon) is working through rather conventional "issues" with his father (an old-school con man), he offers to be the designated seducer of Willie's "right hand man," who's actually a woman -- Abigail Spooner (Ellen Barkin). With Danny's wife, Tess (Julia Roberts), absent for this outing, Spooner is the designated girl, and, unfortunately, she seems quite desperate -- both to please her boss and to find sensual pleasure with "younger men" -- making her look more foolish than smart. Similarly, the film makes raucous fun of a hotel reviewer (David Paymer), who the schemers abuse mercilessly with rashes, tainted food, and more.

Each conniver gets a moment in the spotlight, as per formula: Frank (Bernie Mac) runs a dominos table, Basher (Don Cheadle) swaggers as an Evel Knievel-style motorcycle stunt rider, and the moral-minded Malloy brothers (Casey Affleck and Scott Caan) encourage a workers' demonstration in Mexico before ensuring the manufacture of trick dominos for Frank's game. By the time the crew enlists the help of former foe Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia), the 122-minute running time is wearing thin, which makes the big climax a little less exciting.

Movie themes & details

Movie Details
Studio: Warner Bros.
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Cast: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon
Genre: Action/Adventure
Run time: 122 minutes
Theatrical release: June 7, 2007
DVD release: November 13, 2007
MPAA Rating: PG-13
MPAA explanation: brief sensuality.
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peunut girl
teen, 15 years old
 
cooooool.......
awesome!

jlo4685
adult
 
Better than the first?
I went into this movie with very low expectations due to the impression left upon me by the very slow not quite good enough to call good "Oceans 12". However, I quickly found that I was in for the shock of a lifetime. This movie was marvelous. I even heard someone venture to say that it is better than Clooney's version of Oceans 11. Is it true? I would have to say that its definately a close call, but no. It is, however, just as good as the first. Let's face it, what could be better than an original?

LoveOwenWilson
teen, 15 years old
 
tweens?
haven't seen it whole but liked all that i did see....Ocean's 11 and 12 were awesome and no surprise that this was too!! any suggestions of whethere to watch it fully would help :) thanks!!

Spielberg00
teen, 14 years old
 
Better than number two--thank goodness!
My rating: PG-13 for some language and sexual references.

Bauer Power
teen, 14 years old
 
Teens only
Like on top Abrigal takes off her shirt then grabs Linus's hand then says You got to touch it

aglynch
teen, 17 years old
 
Pretty Cool
It was a cool movie to go see. It was full of action and violence. It is a teenage guys dream movie. It was sweet.

whenchiknsattack
teen, 18 years old
 
AWESOME! The Ocean Movies continue to deliver!
The movie was awesome. It was definitely complex, and you might need to watch it a couple times to understand how the heist actually worked, but it was GREAT! The language, alcohol, etc. didn't bother me, but the sexual content was definitely iffy. Parents: watch it before you show your kids. I think it was good for kids my age and up, but for people younger than me, I would screen it first. This was really an awesome movie though! I would absolutely suggest it!

GAMERmaniac
teen, 16 years old
 
loved it
this movie was great! i think it had a good moral to it. the main people give the money to the people by letting them win it because it is rigged. LOVED IT!!!!

 
Best Ever.
It's the best movie ever, and good for helping kids mature.

 
My least favorite of the three
I found this movie to be a bit dull. It was slower and not as clever as the first two. There wasn't really anything all that objectionable about it, but I doubt my kids would enjoy it because of the pace and the complexity of the plot.

 
Fun stylistic entertainment
This movie is one of those that you really enjoy while you are watching it because of the plot and the film's style, but afterword you can't really recall much about it. Good throw-away entertainment.

 
A GOOD spy movie with a different perspective
This Film may have the perspective of the bad guy and makes the people they are stilling from look like the bad, but most kids who want to see the movie will see right past the simplisity of the operation and realize that this is not normal or good behavior. The sex and alcohol consumption is something we have all seen and deffinintly heard about (Its vagas of course there is drinking). I seriouly dought that anyone even young childeren will be scard from this film. (11+). Great movie and realy kept me interested in just what they would do next.

 
Good for adults and older teens, but not kids or young teens.
I enjoyed the Ocean's movies and this was no exception. It had some heavy language and some sensual scenes not appropriate for youth. However, it was a well-thought plot and great cast!

 
GREAT summer movie the was of any 3rd movie to come out this summer
A good fun clean movie great for anyone has seen the other 2. i would say it's ok for anyone 12 and up maybe yonger.

spade
teen, 17 years old
 
Great Movie (For Right Age Group)
Its a well put together movie with some questionable content.

 
So Much Fun!
This is a great, silly, funny movie--just like the other two. A nice way to spend a couple of hours and hardly anything objectionable--not really a PG, but not really a PG-13, either.

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