Ondine

  • Review Date: June 3, 2010
  • PG-13
  • Genre: Drama
  • 2010
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Common Sense Media says

Dreamy drama mixes intense themes with some iffy content.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this dreamy drama -- which depicts a fisherman with a fragile grip on his sobriety who is caring for his ailing child -- features some pretty intense subject matter involving big issues like happiness, love, and redemption that are not tween or young teen territory. An elementary-school-aged child is a central character, and she is wise beyond her years and encounters unfortunate situations. Her mother drinks constantly, and though she clearly cares for her daughter, she doesn’t seem to have any intention of stopping. There are just a few swear words (“s--t” and “f--k”) and a disturbing scene where a gunman takes aim at a character. But the film also has a message of hope and redemption.

  • Happiness doesn't come easy, and the process of getting there can be difficult, especially if you're saddled with baggage, the film seems to say. While characters struggle and don't always make good choices, the movie ultimately comes down on the side of hope and redemption.
  • Parenting takes a front seat for Colin Farrell’s character Syracuse, a fisherman desperately clinging to his sobriety. But, others are less focused on kids, and more on their own lives. Syracuse's ex sees no problem carousing in pubs while their young daughter waits; her boyfriend drinks freely around her, too. Ondine befriends Syracuse’s daughter, and attempts to care for her. And Syracuse himself struggles to do the right thing.
  • Guys with guns hunt down one character, ready to kill if they have to. Men scuffle and throw punches. A mother drives drunk, her child in the backseat.
  • A woman’s breasts and pubic area is visible through clothes she wears while she’s swimming. She’s also seen in her underwear. She and another character are shown making love; no body parts are seen, and they’re filmed primarily in the shadows.
  • “F--k” and “s--t” are used sparingly -- once by a child. We also hear “bastard."
  • Not applicable.
  • Lots of drinking, even around kids. In fact, one character drives drunk while her child is in the car. A man falls off the wagon, hard.

What's the story?

On the wagon for two years and seven months, Irish fisherman Syracuse (Colin Farrell) wonders if he’s lost in a dream when, one day, he pulls a woman, Ondine (Alicja Bachleda), from the sea in his fishing net. His daughter, Annie (Alison Barry), who’s suffering from kidney failure, thinks she’s a selkie, a mythical, part-mermaid, part-seal creature that sheds its skin to walk among humans. But is she? She appears to bring Syracuse luck -- when she sings, his pots and nets reel in tons of lobsters and salmon -- even though luck isn’t something he finds often. Soon enough, Syracuse discovers who she really is, and what she’s all about, prompting him to struggle with his own identity and destiny.


Is it any good?

 

“Misery is easy; happiness, you have to work at,” says the priest who ministers to Farrell’s Syracuse. That’s the essential truth that ONDINE, a fable-like drama, attempts to uncork in this puzzling, interesting though ultimately unsatisfying film by Neil Jordan. What’s unequivocal: Jordan’s genius at crafting a mood, painted here with mindful pacing, a haunting Sigur Ros tune, and broody grays and maroons with the help of cinematographer Christopher Doyle. For most of the movie, the audience is in a haze: Is Ondine real, or is she, as Syracuse’s precocious daughter, played formidably by Barry, calls “wish fulfillment”? (Farrell and Barry, by the way, demonstrate such a wonderful rapport, enlivening their father-daughter dynamic.)

It’s when the film attempts to answer that question for real that Ondine loses its magic. (Isn’t that often the case with fables?) All of a sudden, it’s all too grounded in grit. While the juxtaposition makes for some interesting dramatic swerves, the earlier, less clarified storyline still intrigues. Like a siren call, it beckons. It’s a pity the filmmakers ignored it for the sake of reality.


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What families can talk about

  • Families can talk about the fairy tale nature of the film. Why is Ondine’s existence set up like a fairy tale? Why is it important
    for Annie to think Ondine’s a selkie? What other movies use fairy tales as a basis for their stories?

  • Talk about fatherhood. What kind of father is Syracuse? Is he similar to or different from other onscreen dads? What are some stereotypes about fathers? And how does the media (movies and TV, especially) contribute to these stereotypes?

  • What did you think about the drinking in the movie? Did you notice any cultural differences with the way drinking was considered or portrayed by the characters? What does Syracuse's struggle with sobriety tell you about his character?


This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
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September 29, 2010
 
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Kid, 12 years old
June 7, 2010
 
perfect for tweens!!!!!!

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September 27, 2010
 
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Teen, 14 years old
May 5, 2011
 
Just right for 11+ kids who have already watched a romantic PG-13 movie and liked it.
For kids my age, it is a very good, kind of quirky movie. I love the romance in it, I love the deep, nearly non-understandable, accents. But it might be a bit too risque for SOME tweens. If you feel that your tween can stand a couple of make-out-sessions and a slow plot, then by all means let them watch it!

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This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
Studio:Magnolia Pictures
Director:Neil Jordan
Cast:Alicja Bachleda, Alison Barry, Colin Farrell
Genre:Drama
Run time:111 minutes
Theatrical release date:June 4, 2010
DVD release date:September 21, 2010
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:some violence, sensuality and brief strong language

This review was written by S. Jhoanna Robledo
 

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