The Pacifier

  • Review Date: June 26, 2005
  • PG
  • Genre: Comedy
  • 2005
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Common Sense Media says

A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this movie is at the PG-13 edge of PG. It has a lot of cartoon-ish "action violence:" no blood and no on-screen shooting but an exploding helicopter, a glimpse of a dead body, a lot of kicking and hitting. A parent is killed (off-screen). There's a lot of potty humor including many diaper jokes and a character covered with sewage. There's also some crude schoolyard language including "bite me," "boobs," "spaz," "skanky." One daughter wears a crucifix, though there is no further evidence of any religious faith. The portrayal of the bad guys has some unpleasantly racist overtones, and some of the "humorous" insults are sexist and homophobic. And there's intrusive product placement for Costco and other brands.


What's the story?

THE PACIFIER stars Vin Diesel as Shane Wolf, an all-business Navy Seal who's all about securing perimeters and drop-and-give-me-twenty. Shane is sent to rescue a computer whiz who has been kidnapped by the Serbs because they want who has created his super-secret "ghost" program. The whiz is killed by the bad guys (off screen), and after Shane recovers from being shot, he is sent to the suburbs to protect the whiz's five kids while his widow attempts to retrieve the program from a safe deposit box in a Swiss bank. The kids are undisciplined and acting out following the loss of their father, but they know how to love. Result of this meeting of opposites: development of mutual admiration through comic and heart-warming incidents and some cartoon-y stunts.


Is it any good?

 

The Pacifier might manage to qualify as mindlessly enjoyable pap if it was not so insincere, littered with gross-out jokes, and, with a tin ear for its target audience. Once he gets to know the kids he helps each one in predictable ways. Meanwhile, the bad guys are trying to get the Ghost program so everyone has to learn to work together and rely on one another, yadda yadda. This is all shown through crude humor, uncomfortably stereotyped bad guys, and a plot twist involving a swastika that few in the target age group will understand or relate to.

This crass, crude, and overly familiar formula comedy has material that is inappropriate for younger kids and jokes that are too immature for the older ones.


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This review was written by Nell Minow
Kid, 12 years old
December 19, 2010
 
I like this movie, funny and kind of violent. Of course, not the best movie in the world.

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Parent
March 15, 2010
 
The Pacifier
I did not laugh once. Vin Diesel just cant do kid movies.

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Parent of 6, 8, 10, and 12 year old
July 29, 2009
 
Fun, but also showing importance of respect for parent/parent figure
My kids (ages 7-10) and I enjoyed this movie. It was a bit unrealistic & farfetched in some parts, which can sometimes give the wrong impression to kids - eg when 2 martial art "ninjas" broke into the home when all the kids were home and Vin Diesel knocked them around over & over, with the younger daughter (maybe 9?) helping by handing him a broom to fight with. I didn't like giving kids the impression that a home break-in by thugs was "funny" or "exciting" in any way and that they should come out & help! I liked the way the kids were portrayed as somewhat typical, if a bit disrespectful; it worked for this movie bc Vin Diesel came in & insisted they follow rules no matter the kids' desires, and bc the kids finally realized he was right & he was setting those rules for their best interest. At the same time that he was a tough disciplinarian making them follow rules & do chores etc (which they obviously weren't used to) , they showed him as being compassionate & caring, spending lots of time working with the kids on things the kids cared about. I wasn't crazy about a part in the first third of the film, where they show a scene with the teenage girl's boyfriend trying to climb up to her 2nd story window -- but in context it worked out okay bc it shows him being "caught" & scared off (by Vin Diesel who thinks he is an intruder). In the last few minutes of the film there is a kissing scene, which is easy to skip past. The storyline is a bit scary bc it's all about a secret agent who is killed by people who are after software he created, and those people are still after it, putting the man's wife & children at risk. Younger kids will enjoy the fun scenes, while the scarier stuff will be above their heads; older kids may understand the scary storyline but hopefully will understand the fictional nature, plus that this was about a "secret agent" which would separate this from most kids' daily lives.

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Teen, 15 years old
July 13, 2011
 
The Pacifier
this film is rather funny, when i first saw it when i was 7 i thought it was the best film ever, and now i still find it amusing, not too violent or rude. GREAT FILM!!!!!!!!

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Kid, 12 years old
March 5, 2010
 
great family movie will make kids die of laughter
i think it was a good movie. it has action, funny parts, and its a perfect family movie. it has lots of martial arts violence and only a little realistic violence. there are two cuss words, but the cusses are mild. lots of bathroom humor. a speck of consumerisum

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Kid, 12 years old
January 17, 2010
 
hilarious, but lots of potty humor
i loved it. it was funny, but had alot of rude humor. bad messages-a parent dies, wich is very bad messages. violence-some action violence, and one intense part where the professor is rescued language-a little bad language, but nothing serious consumerism-costco

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Kid, 12 years old
November 30, 2009
 
will entertain most kids.
alot like paul blart, execpt more apporopriate. it has alot of action violence, and a man is shot once. there is a fight in the middle, but it isnt as violent as some other parts.a few girl scouts beat mean boy scouts up. one cuss word in it, and i think there is a few insults.consumiresem for costco.

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Parent of 11 year old
November 15, 2009
 
perfect action/comedy for any kids between 8-12
i think it is a very good movie, but its not the best. there is alot of funny parts, and theres action too. there is action violence, and a bad word or 2 and it has a ton of crude humor. it is really good family movie and i think most young kids would love it

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Adult
November 10, 2009
 
Nothing good about it
Nothing good about it, I have noticed that all action heroes make a family movie, Gerard butler (Nim's island), the guy from scorpian king (game plan), Arnold Swartzenagger (kindergarden cop), and jackie chan's new family comedy has been anounced. The Arnold swarrtzenager ones are good but not the others.

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Kid, 11 years old
September 27, 2009
 
uhhh... im not sure
There is nothing wrong with it, but it isn't the best movie.

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This review was written by Nell Minow
Topics:adventures
Studio:Walt Disney Pictures
Director:Adam Shankman
Cast:Brittany Snow, Lauren Graham, Vin Diesel
Genre:Comedy
Run time:90 minutes
Theatrical release date:March 4, 2005
DVD release date:June 28, 2005
MPAA rating:PG
MPAA explanation:action violence, language and rude humor

This review was written by Nell Minow
 

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