Small Soldiers

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Common Sense Media says

A mean-spirited, technologically stunning cartoon.
greenON: Content is age-appropriate for kids this age.
yellowPAUSE: Know your child; some content
may not be right for some kids.
redOFF: Not age-appropriate for kids this age.
not for kidsNOT FOR KIDS: Not appropriate for kids any age.

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What parents need to know

Parents need to know that the "soldiers" of the title are ruthless killing machines in the body of dolls, who attack, terrorize and render impotent the humans around them. Young boys, especially, may want to imitate the destructive ideas, such as making weapons out of household items and climbing a power pole to ruin a transformer.

  • Not applicable.
  • Living toys are chewed up in a disposal and otherwise tortured. They use power tools and explosives to attack humans.
  • Wild flirtation and a passionate kiss. The commandos make rude comments about the Barbies.

What's the story?

In this action-packed film, toy soldiers, enhanced with top-secret military computer chips, go to war in a suburban neighborhood, threatening human children and adults in the process. A ruthless corporate CEO (Dennis Leary) takes over a toy and produces two lines of action figures based on military technology. The Gorgonites are peaceful if depressed aliens programmed to lose, and the Commando Elite is programmed to destroy them. The toys use smart weapons chips, which enable them to learn. Alan, the son of a failing toyshop owner, befriends the Gorgonites, which puts him, Christy (the cute girl next door), and their families in harm's way. The Commandos fashion effective weapons and machines out of tools and appliances they find in Alan's garage. In the ensuing all-out war, the Commandos drug Christy's parents, tie up her brother, kidnap Christy, and destroy Alan's house before they are wiped out by an electromagnetic pulse generated when Alan climbs a power pole and short-circuits the transformers.


Is it any good?

 

SMALL SOLDIERS is suspenseful and exciting, after a surprisingly long and unevenly paced introduction. But this movie contains a level of violence that would earn it an R rating if most of the victims weren't toys. The lengthy climactic battle will have boys in the target age group cheering, while the topical humor (the send up of Barbies is wicked) and allusions to other movies will keep older teens and adults interested. The special effects are amazing and integrated seamlessly with the live actors and sets. Best of all, the vocal casting is inspired; the commandos are voiced by Tommy Lee Jones and members of the original cast of The Dirty Dozen, while the Gorgonites are given life by Frank Langella and members of Spinal Tap.

But director Joe Dante's trademark dark comedy is overwhelmed by special effects and mean-spiritedness. More troublesome than the violence is the inhumanity and sheer hatefulness of the commandos. It's scary to think that children might identify with these muscle-bound, conscience-free murderers whose slogan is "No Mercy." Worse, they may imitate the soldiers by fashioning weapons out of ordinary household items.


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What families can talk about

Families can talk about the film's violence. Do the toy characters make the violence more tolerable? Also parents may want remind their kids not to imitate the actions they see here.


This review was written by Matt Berman
Kid, 13 years old
February 18, 2009
 
Really intriuging and action-packed film that really is a great production.
Truly this is a very entertaining movie. The plot is far-fetched but is still within the range of possibility. The actors and actresses acted the movie out so well I felt as if it was really happening. However I must admit that there is occasional violence but it is necessary for the plot. The violence is very mild and most of it is directed at dolls er... action figures but on the few times there is violence directed at humans there is no gore. Great film overall.

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Teen, 16 years old
June 17, 2010
 
GREAT ACTION MOVIE!!!!!
LOVE IT HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE SINCE I WAS 3!!!!!

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Teen, 14 years old
April 9, 2008
 
hi
cool but violent

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Teen, 16 years old
December 13, 2011
 
awesome movie. 10 and up
this movie is wonderful, there is some violence in it though. but there is good messages too. about responsibility and courage

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Kid, 9 years old
July 11, 2010
 

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This review was written by Matt Berman
Studio:DreamWorks
Director:Joe Dante
Cast:Denis Leary, Jay Mohr, Kirsten Dunst
Genre:Family and Kids
Run time:110 minutes
Theatrical release date:January 1, 1998
DVD release date:August 28, 2001
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:violence and thematic intensity

This review was written by Matt Berman
 

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