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Kids say

(out of 9 reviews)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Review this title!
Teen, 17 years old Written byabbacus July 28, 2012
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

Awful.

Tries to be funny, but fails.

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 14 years old Written byStevie111 July 30, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

Amazing/Hillarious movie

This movie has tons of crude jokes and sexual scenes, as well as sick violence. There is a decent amount of blood and alien attacks. The language is very strong. Not al all for kids, but this is a great movie.

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 17 years old Written byBradleyP July 29, 2012
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

A Teens Take on "The Watch"

It's ok. I went with a couple friends, and it was ok. I wouldn't take anyone who couldn't buy their own ticket, but if you're a parent you should know your kids. It's nothing that most guys haven't seen by about age 15, so it's not a huge deal, but it's not for younger teens to see. The plot is shallow, and it doesn't go deep into anything, but it's ok. If you've got a mature teen, then it's ok, if you don't, well then you might want to see a different movie.

What other families should know
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Kid, 12 years old Written byHalf&Half July 28, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

The Watch

This was a really funny movie. There were a few filmmakers' mistakes. Like a guy said he was out of ammo and pulled some out of his pocket when the situation ended. There was a good amount of gore, but the main problem was the sex. A scene was about infertility, and there was some very descriptive talk. Another scene took place in an Orgy, and you saw a lot. The cussing was constant, worse than Ted and so were the drugs. This was a good movie that was funny, but there are better comedies out.

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 16 years old Written byMovied14 August 8, 2012
AGE
15
QUALITY
 

The Watch (Formally called Neiborhood Watch)

Underwhelming comedy with great cast manages to be desent.

Kid, 12 years old Written byKillzonegamer22x August 15, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

This was soo funny

Jonah hill is the best

What other families should know
Great messages
Great role models
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 17 years old Written byPeopleschamp1995 August 15, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

Funniest movie ever one

Hilarious especially Jonah hill

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 14 years old Written byMeg1608 August 25, 2012
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

16+

I think it is a fantastic film but there are some scenes not appropriate for children aged 15 or under. I am now 14, but watched it in Canada when i was 13, and the film includes sex scenes, drinking in a moving vehicle, blood and guts and foul language. Children aged 16+17 should be okay, and of course adults.

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 13 years old Written byemcfa3000 May 27, 2013
AGE
12
QUALITY
 

Good

Just the language and whats said you might find bad. Not good to watch twice, loses its zing. But good film, mad. Will put you off working at costcos.

Teen, 17 years old Written bySuika Ibuki November 15, 2012
AGE
14
QUALITY
 

Just fine.............

Well, this movie is just fine. What makes it dissapointing is the extreme violence , gore and mutilation :P

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 14 years old Written byCole9678 December 28, 2012
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

don't THE WATCH this movie

This movie was EXTREMELY disappointing. I expected Attack the Block mixed with 21 Jump Street, and instead gotta s3xual swearing fest. The s3x jokes were stupid. That language was annoying, and the thing the audience is waiting for (alien violence) takes forever! You have to sit through 60 minutes of inappropriate, non-funny jokes until anything actually gets good. And that's just annoying. Honestly, it's a waste time if you ask me.

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Kid, 10 years old November 24, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

HORRIBLE 4 KIDS!!!!

Dispeciablely BAD!!

What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 15 years old Written byMoviedudde18 September 13, 2012
AGE
15
QUALITY
 

TW

Underwhelming comedy has a few laughs