**note: this review contains spoilers** OK, you guys can say I'm "too young to understand the brillance of this film", or you can say "I should go back to watching Uwe Boll movies" (I hate Uwe Boll btw), because I don't care. I understand everything this movie was trying to say, and I understood every single word uttered from every character's mouth. The truth is...I think this movie was a piece of flaming dog feces. Not only did it unnecesarily drag on and On and ON, but the acting was way over-the-top (especially "Oscar-worthy" (?) Daniel Day-Lewis) and the script was really REALLY bad. Whoever thought up "My milkshake drinks your milkshake" must suffer some brain damage. And the ending...that was just icing on the horrible tasting cake. Daniel goes crazy and commits murder, and then suddenly realizes he's screwed. I guess Paul Thomas Anderson, the true "genius" that he is, couldn't think of a better ending, so he just cut to black and made up some phony story about how the ending was supposed to be thought-provoking. Go ahead guys, flame me all ya want, I just think that if this was the second best movie of the year, then 2007 was a really sad year for movies. Why can't the Academy EVER give the Best Picture Oscar to a movie truly worthy of it, like this year's Charlie Wilson's War, or the sorely unappreciated Walk the Line?