Crude charmer Wendell (
Luke Wilson) finally gets his comeuppance when one of his scams finally lands him in prison. But Wendell is so ingratiating that turns jail into a big frat party, football scrimmages and all. But when his long-suffering girlfriend, Doreen (
Eva Mendes), finally dumps him, devil-may-care Wendell finally, well, cares. Once paroled, he vows to start over and run his own hotel someday. But he must start at the bottom at Shady Grove, a retirement home (mis)managed by nefariously inept head nurse Neil King (
Owen). In King and his mean sidekick, McTeague (
Eddie Griffin), Wendell has finally met his match. But with the help of three hell-raising retirees (Harry Dean Stanton,
Seymour Cassel, and
Kris Kristofferson), Wendell finally gets to play a real hero -- and, yes, maybe get the girl back, too.