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  • DVD: Valentine

    I rate this titleiffyand give it1.0

    When I watch a slasher movie, all I ask for are a handful of jump-out scenes paced throughout the movie, so as to keep me on my toes. Some creepy or gory images that will make me want to advert my ...

  • DVD: Harsh Times

    I rate this titleonand give it3.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language
    • Negative role models

      War Veteran Suffers From GWS in L.A.

      Harsh Times is the story of a Gulf War veteran suffering from traumatic experiences in the war, trying to settle down back at home. The acting is solid and the story runs at a steady pace, until the ...

    • DVD: Predator

      I rate this titleiffyand give it3.0
      My concerns are:
      • Excessive violence

        Arnold V.S. Predator is Okay

        Predator is an alright action/horror film. The characters are offed in a sort of slasher movie system, with one getting killed after another. However, Predator is not scary or even very suspenseful, ...

      • DVD: Enemy of the State

        I rate this titleonand give it4.0

        Enemy of the State is a very well made political thriller. Will Smith is a terrific actor, as always, and the rest of the cast are very good too. Enemy of the State is for any fan of thrillers that ...

      • DVD: Die Hard 2: Die Harder

        I rate this titleonand give it5.0
        My concerns are:
        • Excessive violence
        • Inappropriate language

          A Darn Near Perfect Action Movie

          Even better than the first one, Die Harder is one of my personal favorite action films. There's plenty of violence to keep audiences entertained, but a great story that holds up. Anyone who likes the ...

        • DVD: Blade

          I rate this titleiffyand give it4.0
          My concerns are:
          • Excessive violence
          • Inappropriate language

            Entertaining Blood-Fest Satisfies

            I have to admit, Blade is one of my guilty pleasures. I found the film to be very entertaining. Note that this movie is non-stop bloody violence and constant swearing, so whether or not you like this ...

          • DVD: Blade Runner (The Director's Cut)

            I rate this titleonand give it4.0
            My concerns are:
            • Excessive violence

              Blade Runner is a timeless classic. The special effects were phenomenal for it's time and are up to today's standards. The story is both engaging and extremely thoughtful. This film creates a both ...

            • DVD: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

              I rate this titleonand give it5.0
              My concerns are:
              • Inappropriate sexual content
              • Inappropriate language
              • Negative role models

                Fans of the T.V. show will laugh their heads off

                One of my personal favorite movies, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is a hilarious movie that no fan of the T.V. show should miss. This movie is basically an hour and a half long episode of ...

              • TV: Home Improvement

                I rate this titleonand give it4.0

                  • My highlights are:
                  • Positive messages

                  Full of slapstick, but still witty enough for older viewers

                  Home Improvement is a very funny T.V. show that will entertain both younger and older audience members. There is plenty of slapstick humor with Tim constantly causing accidents, but there are still ...

                • DVD: Hollow Man

                  I rate this titleiffyand give it3.0
                  My concerns are:
                  • Excessive violence
                  • Inappropriate sexual content
                  • Inappropriate language
                  • Negative role models

                    Hard R that's one of those movies you watch for laughs

                    Hollow man is one of those movies that you go with your friends, leave your brain at the door, and laugh at it. The movie could have been worse, but it isn't worth watching except for strong sci-fi ...

                  • DVD: National Lampoon's Van Wilder

                    I rate this titleiffyand give it2.0
                    My concerns are:
                    • Inappropriate sexual content
                    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

                      Van Wilder is less funny than the average R-rated comedy

                      People looking for a funny, R-rated, raunchy comedy should be at the end of their ropes before watching Van Wilder. Van Wilder relies more on gross-out pranks and sexual situations, then on funny ...

                    • DVD: National Lampoon's Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj

                      I rate this titleiffyand give it1.0
                      My concerns are:
                      • Inappropriate sexual content
                      • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

                        It's Van Wilder, just without Van Wilder

                        Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj is relatively the same as the first Van Wilder, just this time, Van Wilder has been replaced by his assistant, Taj. Simply put, if you really liked the first Van Wilder, ...

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