This movie is designed for 10 year olds who would enjoy giant toys and cardboard people killing each other for two hours. Too bad everything in G.I. Joe seems like it was constructed by a 5 year old. ...
CoreyK’s profile
- Virginia
What I love now
Dark sci-fi movies, raunchy comedy, prog rock, shooters, Facebook
My Parents’ House Rules
Can't see R-rated movies w/out approval. No concerns about music or books. Games can't be too graphic. I'm trusted to watch age-appropriate shows. They pay close attention to what I do online.
In My Free Time
Watching old movies, playing instruments (i'm a drummer), playing basketball and working out
Titles You’ve Reviewed
DVD: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
I rate this titleiffyand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
- Excessive consumerism
Hilarious...but not in a good way
Movie: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
I rate this titleiffyand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- My highlights are:
- Good role models
The Best of the Series
PG-13 level peril,scariness, and violence. The kids' acting has improved so much and the story is strong. Sexual innuendo between all of the main characters. Love triangles are a main point in ...
DVD: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
- Excessive consumerism
- Drinking, smoking, or drug use
- Negative role models
Not a Kid's Movie, But Still Fun
The story is awful, but I still love the characters. The humor is over-the-top crude, but it's still hilarious. The action sequences are even better than the first. If only it wasn't an ...
DVD: Up
I rate this titleiffyand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- My highlights are:
An Instant Classic
Pixar's best. However, the story is sad and may upset little kids. There are some adult themes (death, infertility, loneliness...) but there is plenty of humor and adventure, too. Main ...
Movie: Terminator Salvation
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate language
- My highlights are:
Action Packed & Fine For Teens
Better than T3. Bale stinks, but the movie is still satisfying. This is more of a war movie than sci-fi, but there is no graphic violence. Those who havn't seen the originals may have trouble ...
DVD: Star Trek
I rate this titleiffyand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate language
- My highlights are:
Wow
Every "Star Trek" fan's dream. Fan or not, you will love it. The special effects are incredible, the story is unique, and the characters are fun. No graphic violence and one ...
DVD: State of Play
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- Inappropriate language
- Negative role models
Teens Would Love It If They Gave It a Chance
Mature plot, but nothing graphic. The acting is great and the story is sensational. Great twist at the end.
DVD: Monsters vs. Aliens
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
- My highlights are:
Looks Great, But Where's the Story?
I love the characters and the voice actors, but the movie is actually pretty boring. There are some funny/clever moments, but the 3D is really the only memorable thing about it. Mild sexual humor and ...
DVD: Knowing
I rate this titleiffyand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- My highlights are:
Cheesy But Interesting
"Knowing" is ridiculous, flawed, and laughable, but it is also compelling and scary. You might love or hate the ending, but the special effects are incredible. The surreal disaster scenes ...
DVD: The Pink Panther 2
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Inappropriate sexual content
Enjoyable
Lots of scenes drag, but the slapstick is surprisingly funny. Steve Martin has a great cast to help him out here, unlike the first one. The plot is a little hard to follow, but it still works. There ...
DVD: Taken
I rate this titleonand give itMy concerns are:- Excessive violence
- Inappropriate sexual content
Action Trash
Plain and simple, this is R-rated stuff. The plot is dark and disturbing, but still fun to watch 'cause Liam Neeson is such a great actor. The action scenes are good, but it's a silly movie.
