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DVD: WALL-E
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DVD: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
I rate this titleiffyand give itYeah... it did actually deserve 4 stars. But still very raunchy.
Parents: This is one of those very funny, pretty good, (I give it BARELY 4 stars, a 3.5 really) but VERY hard PG-13 movies. It was genuine, well acted and casted, and very funny, but not consistent ...
DVD: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I rate this titleonand give itDefinitely better than Temple of Doom, but one of the weirder and weaker...
Here's the consensus: It was cool. That's it. Some really awesome chase scenes and stuff, but there were many long and boring pauses in the film that TRIED to get you to love the "mystery" that no ...
Music: The Cool
I rate this titleiffyand give itWHY DON'T MORE KIDS LISTEN TO THIS? An excellent, intelligent rap CD...
Lupe Fiasco is rap for smart people. An example of dumb rap would be, say 50 cent or Lil' Wayne, Chingy. But Lupe Fiasco is amazing. Intelligent, cool, goosebump-giving, awesome songs. This CD is too ...
DVD: Iron Man
I rate this titleonand give itSUPER awesome, one of the better superhero movies.
Okay, Iron Man was cool. That's all, really. Cool, AWESOME, amazing, and excellent popcorn entertainment. I thought that once in a while it was gimmicky/typical and cliche'd in the way of plot. The ...
Music: Minutes to Midnight
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DVD: The Departed
I rate this titleoffand give itGreat over-the-top crime movie. Right along the ranks of the Godfather.
Yeah, it's me again. The kid who watches hard "R" REALLY violent movies. Except I think this one's main problem was language. "The f**ck" "F**ck" and "F**cking" were inserted into every available ...
DVD: American Beauty
I rate this titleiffyand give it3 STARS? What the heck! THIS IS A FIVE STAR MOVIE!
This movie is one of those rare films that is both art and entertainment. I fell in love with this movie from start to finish and watched it 3 times over again the day after. Amazing, beautiful, ...
DVD: Hide and Seek
I rate this titleonand give itA great film for teens... a VERY soft "R" and a great weekend scare...
This movie, like it says above, is a great weekend scare. It's a lot of fun. Creepy, scary, a cool climax, great acting, FUN. And it's absolutely okay for any teenager. (unless you know your kid is ...
DVD: Just My Luck
I rate this titleiffyand give itTwo stars for this movie is an insult to other two star movies...
Okay, here's the truth: I HATED THIS MOVIE. It was so horrible, unfunny, boring, and bad I couldn't even watch the end. I felt I could be doing more important and FUN stuff like writing an essay. ...
DVD: Bee Movie
I rate this titleonand give itWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
This movie was awful. Period. Awful. Sure, it's all okay for kids, but it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. F movie. I HATED IT. Boring, terrible script, not funny AT ALL, bad acting, BORING, ...
DVD: There Will Be Blood
I rate this titleiffyand give itA classic for mature viewers... and that doesn't mean ADULTS ONLY...
Yes, I'm fourteen and I saw this movie. I knew the second it began that it was a great film, expertly shot and executed, with top-notch acting, a great script and SO much more. But as I watched I ...
