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What I love now

I'm currently nurturing and growing a lifelong fascination with all types of world history.

My Parents’ House Rules

There really aren't any rules. Not that I'm a crazy, insolent wild-child; I guess they just raised me the right way and they trust me. Take THAT, extremeist, right-wing Christians!

In My Free Time

Writing stories, debate, being goofy with my friends, reading, watching movies and TV, hiking.

Titles You’ve Reviewed

  • Movie: G-Force

    I rate this titleonand give it2.0

    Whatever happened to family movies the whole family could enjoy?

    I'm wondering. They've ALMOST disappeared without a trace. The legacy lives on with Pixar, however, who always manages to produce an innovative, intelligent, moving, and entertaining movie that ...

  • Book: The Da Vinci Code

    I rate this titleonand give it4.0

    An Interesting Thriller with Historical and Religious Fabric.

    Common Sense's despcription of "too arcane for younger kids..." is a bit of a laugh. Dan Brown is probably the most simplistic author I've ever read, considering the size of his books. His writing ...

  • DVD: Gran Torino

    I rate this titleonand give it4.0
    My concerns are:
    • Inappropriate language
    • Drinking, smoking, or drug use

      A great film shot in my own state.

      Is it better than Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby?" Probably not. But it is still pretty fantastic! Although Clint uses a lot of swear words and racial slurs, they aren't used just for the sake of ...

    • TV: SpongeBob SquarePants

      I rate this titleonand give it5.0

        • My highlights are:
        • Positive messages

        One good show in an ocean of crap.

        Seriously. No kidding. But even Spongebob has slipped in quality in the past couple of years. Nevertheless, it remains one of the greatest shows to grace itself on children's television. And ...

      • DVD: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

        I rate this titleonand give it5.0
        My concerns are:
        • Excessive violence

        • My highlights are:
        • Positive messages
        • Good role models

        The beginning of the epitome of modern filmmaking.

        Alright, so basically, the Lord of the Rings films are almost universally called some of the best films of all time. I wholeheartedly agree with this statement. If you're looking for a direct book ...

      • DVD: Napoleon Dynamite

        I rate this titleonand give it2.0

          • My highlights are:
          • Positive messages

          Couldn't stand it, but maybe you can.

          Yeah, yeah, I know it's a cult classic, but I never saw anything special about Napoleon Dynamite. The humor and plot fall so short for me, it's not even funny (and I mean that in the most literal ...

        • Movie: Bruno

          I rate this titleiffyand give it3.0
          My concerns are:
          • Inappropriate sexual content
          • Inappropriate language
          • Excessive consumerism
          • Drinking, smoking, or drug use
          • Negative role models

            Embarrassing and Crude...but it was FINE.

            Bruno was oh-so inappropriate on so many levels, but it was FINE. Just because it has flopping genitals doesn't automatically make it a one-star movie, okay? People are way to edgy these days. It ...

          • TV: Dexter

            I rate this titleonand give it5.0
            My concerns are:
            • Excessive violence
            • Inappropriate sexual content
            • Inappropriate language
            • Drinking, smoking, or drug use
            • Negative message
            • Negative role models

              Television at its best, but not for the youngins'.

              Alright, so there are a lot of things in this show that aren't appropriate for little kids. Does that mean it's a bad show? Absolutely not. I am consistently astounded by the severe stupidity of ...

            • DVD: Marley & Me

              I rate this titleonand give it3.0

                • My highlights are:
                • Positive messages

                A Pretty Average Memoir Adaption

                Let me start off by saying that I haven't read the book. Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? Phew. Anyway, in short, I don't think that this story made the best possible transition to screen. ...

              • DVD: Land of the Lost

                I rate this titleonand give it3.0
                My concerns are:
                • Inappropriate language

                  A Refreshing Comedy Movie That Is Perfect For Teens

                  I'm not a HUGE fan of Will Ferrell, and I wasn't expecting anything fantastic, but I was pleasantly surprised by the whole package. It has pretty much the same plot ELEMENTS of most comedy movies ...

                • DVD: Carrie

                  I rate this titleonand give it4.0
                  My concerns are:
                  • Excessive violence
                  • Inappropriate sexual content
                  • Inappropriate language

                    Not Very Frightening, but Probably Not for the Younger Crowd

                    Overall, a pretty good movie and adaption to Stephen King's classic novel. There is quite a bit of violence, sex, and language, though (as is in the book). It isn't terribly frightening (I would ...

                  • DVD: Yes Man

                    I rate this titleonand give it3.0
                    My concerns are:
                    • Inappropriate language

                      For some, falls short, for others, big laugh.

                      I really like Jim Carrey, and I was expecting something great in what was his first big comedy film in some time. I was pretty disappointed. I can honestly say that my grand total of big laughs ...

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