A classic beat em up!
This is easily my favourite beat em up. The story is okay, but the game is a masterpiece! But this website is for helping parents make decisions, right? Well, this game features no blood at all. And you beat up villains, I think that's a good message. Risk your life for the world! And risk your quarters... The grammar isn't perfect and for kids who copy everything they see on video games, they might get taught bad grammar. The meme "WELCOME TO DIE!" came from here. That's the only flaw in it's grammar, the rest is just simple English. Unfortunately this is delisted on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, iOS, Android, etc. But some arcades MIGHT have this classic. You can also play the PC or Commodore 64 ports, they aren't perfect but they're still fun.