
Glorious
By Jeffrey Anderson,
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Extremely gory, creative monster movie set in a restroom.

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What's the Story?
In GLORIOUS, a distraught Wes (Ryan Kwanten) is struggling to stay awake while driving. He pulls into a rest stop looking disheveled and anxious, with his temper at hair-trigger levels. It appears that he was recently rejected by his girlfriend, Brenda (Sylvia Grace Crim). Wes tries to find catharsis by burning some things on a grill and drinking a bottle of whiskey, but he wakes up in the morning hung over and without pants. He goes into the men's room, where a mysterious voice (J.K. Simmons) starts speaking to him from the glory hole in the adjacent stall. Soon, Wes discovers that the bathroom is locked, he can't escape, and that the voice is more than just a voice. It belongs to a "very lonely, very old god." Worst of all, Wes discovers that the fate of the universe may be in his hands.
Is It Any Good?
This bloody little horror film is a prime example of creativity and imagination overcoming a limited budget, somehow making a two-character gabfest feel visceral and dynamic. Glorious -- the title refers to the cosmically decorated "glory hole" in the bathroom stall -- is set almost entirely inside the men's room at a rest stop, with just a few, brief exterior scenes and some jagged flashbacks to Wes' broken relationship. Director Rebekah McKendry keeps her camera moving, as if pacing nervously around the room, changing colors and tones, and, in a sequence in which Wes tries to escape through an air duct, does loop-the-loops.
She also relies heavily on her two stars. Kwanten plays a very unlikable character, a man who's clearly suffering, but also one who makes bad choices. The actor manages to sustain him and make him watchable throughout. Simmons, however, is the key. As the actor has proven throughout his celebrated career, his voice contains rich tones of kindness, authority, and threat, all intermingling with the precision of a chess master. Admittedly, this movie isn't able to have something going on at all times during its 79-minute running time, but Simmons is able to stall (pun intended) beautifully, keeping viewers off-balance and wondering. It's too bad that the movie's lone Black character meets with a cliched death, but that significant flaw aside, Glorious is delirious, gory fun.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
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Is the movie scary? What's the appeal of horror movies? Why do people sometimes like to be scared?
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Movie Details
- On DVD or streaming: August 18, 2022
- Cast: Ryan Kwanten , J.K. Simmons , Sylvia Grace Crim
- Director: Rebekah McKendry
- Inclusion Information: Female directors
- Studio: Shudder
- Genre: Horror
- Run time: 79 minutes
- MPAA rating: NR
- Last updated: June 19, 2023
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