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Kids say

(out of 16 reviews)
AGE
15
QUALITY
 
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Kid, 12 years old October 3, 2010
AGE
14
QUALITY
 

Entertaining, gory fun

Machete has lots of action,humor and gore. Lots of gore. While a good movie, Machete happens to be the most violent movie i've ever seen, and i've seen some very violent movies. Also expect plenty of strong language and some nudity and implied sex.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 17 years old Written byTbadman March 10, 2011
AGE
17
QUALITY
 

Adults only

Machete is gory,violent,sick and quite frankly dull and uninteresting. The story and characters are flat and it doesnt show any of the zip or life of Rodriguezs other films,just his over the top nature. On top of that the political message hits you over the head like a club and dont make the movie any better and arn't included in a way that makes the movie interesting. Mostly this film is nasty,extremely violent dull and preachy. Plus there is alot of nudity and swearing(on top of the extreme violence) so no kids allowed
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 15 years old Written byXXXdude January 15, 2011
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

Awsome movie

Whole bunch of rude, bloody violence, but really good movie!
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 15 years old Written byStrats209 February 18, 2012
AGE
13
QUALITY
 

OKish

This is a good movie, but not really appropriate for kids maybe 13 and under. The opening scene has a full nude woman that pulls her phone out of her vagina, and a lot of people dying with gore and gallons of blood. 2 nude woman, one being Lindsay Lohan, in a pool ready to make a semi porno with Machete as an unexpected star of the video. Everything else is fine, unless you're strict on swearing/cussing.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Kid, 12 years old August 28, 2011
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

Ok movie but not for kids!

It was a ok movie with a good cast. This also is about the misery the mexicans had to go threw. But there is lots for language like f..k and S..t and b...h. Plus LOTS of nudity and inaporaite stuff. So think about what you think!
Teen, 14 years old Written byantoineisthebest August 15, 2011
AGE
14
QUALITY
 

violent but good

cms the human intestine was not use as weapon it was use as string. the movie it self was very little nudity we don't even see full nudity we boobiess alot but nothing else
What other families should know
Too much violence
Teen, 15 years old Written byBrosef Stalin June 22, 2011
AGE
13
QUALITY
 

An epic win for the mexicans

I watched this movie with my 72 year old grandma( she can hardly understand a word of English) and we both loved it. It just goes to show that anybody can enjoy an action movie with a simple plot. There are subtle hints of government conspiracies, but the general storyline is straightforward. It is a definite victory for the little guys (illegal immigrants) way to go!
Kid, 12 years old January 16, 2011
AGE
2
QUALITY
 

WARNING this movie is for bad a$$ses only

i just saw this tis movie is the bomb
Teen, 14 years old Written by123NinjaDinosaurXD September 8, 2010
AGE
13
QUALITY
 

aweome movie, but not for kids whatsoever (like under fifteen at least..depends on maturity:)

I honestly think this movie is totally epic and awesome!! Despite the incredible violience and sextual scenes (there are a few naked parts ill warn you) the movie has some conedy in it and I love that...great actors, many known including lindsey lohan and jessica alba (both naked), just a good movie:)
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 14 years old Written byTrue common sense September 5, 2010
AGE
12
QUALITY
 

So much to say...

Well, for starters within the first 5 minutes of the movie about 30 people get their limbs ripped off and a stark naked chick pulls a cell phone out her vagina, but other than that its fine. If you're sensitive about these things then don't go, otherwise go for it. It's a fun movie.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 17 years old Written byMangareader101 October 25, 2013
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

R Rated

What do you think? Its rated R for a reason, as in only for 17+. If you bought this for your kid, and then you whine about it, that just means your stupid.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Kid, 11 years old June 30, 2012
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

Machete

Too much sex and in a scene machete has sex with naked women.Too much foul language.It is a good film but is bad for kids.There is too much drinking,drugs and cigarettes
What other families should know
Great messages
Great role models
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Kid, 10 years old March 11, 2012
AGE
16
QUALITY
 

Its an OK movie

some sex scenes. very gorey lots of body parts cut off and stuff like that.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 16 years old Written bykojitheman November 11, 2011
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

horrible

Stupid movie. My rating: Graphic violence, some graphic nudity, some sexuality, And pervasive language.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 14 years old Written bySecretAgentPalin May 29, 2011
AGE
15
QUALITY
 

Very entertaining.

If you love a light hearted gorefest movie, this is for you. This movie is just plain fun. 15+ for brutal violence, sexual content and nudity, and language.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 13 years old Written bymasonlackey January 15, 2011
AGE
15
QUALITY
 

good movie

good movie
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing