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age 14+

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age 10+

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age 10+

Summer is tomorrow!!!

Four goths, Sean-Sean, Ginger, Saylor, Thea are going to Clearwater beach for vacation. Shan Yu is also a goth.
age 7+

I love The Hunchback of Notre Dame signing up!

Frollo: *sings* Destroy Esmeralda!!!!!! And let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone!!! (song pauses, guard knocks on the door) Guard: Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped. Frollo: (speaking) What? Guard: She's nowhere in the cathedral. She's gone! Frollo: But how? I... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris! Now, I said I will coming for whoever is watching especially her!!!!! FROLLO IS COMING!!!!!

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Too much violence
age 13+

Blood in the coffee! THE CHILDREN ARE BURNING IN TARGET HELP THEM THIS IS IMPORTANT. the coffee is black like my soul.

ARCHDEACON & PRIESTS Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty) Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin) Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael) Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints) FROLLO Beata Maria You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud PRIESTS (Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father)) FROLLO Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd PRIESTS (Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)) FROLLO Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul PRIESTS (Cogitatione (In thought)) FROLLO I feel her, I see her The sun caught in her raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control PRIESTS (Verbo et opere (In word and deed)) FROLLO Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) I'm not to blame (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame (Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) It's not my fault (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) If in God's plan (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) He made the devil so much Stronger than a man (Mea maxima culpa (Through my most grievious fault)) Protect me, Maria Don't let the siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone (song pauses, guard knocks on the door) GUARD Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped. FROLLO (speaking) What? GUARD She's nowhere in the cathedral. She's gone. FROLLO But how? I... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris! (song resumes) Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on her (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on me (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) But she will be mine Or she will burn