Smh nah fam
So me and my homebois were fixin to watch a scary movie that would KOSO (knock our socks off) so we whipped real quick over to the library. My boi Gerald pulls up on the librarian for a recommendation and right off the bat she goes "I got u fam." So we chillin thinkin we about to eat, when the bul comes back with this home movie lookin ish Paranormal Activity. Now right off the bat I'm like let's dip fam, but Gerald was all like "we'll take it yung bul"...smh. So we skrt outa there and head back to the crib real fast to see what this hype is all bout. Ok. Review time. First off it looks like the movie be filmed wit a flip phone. I ain't even talkin about Motorola... This ish was straight from a 5th grade ladybug only for emergencies cmon mom it's so lame flip phone. Second, I've seen Disney Jr shows scarier than this joke of a film. They think a door movin by itself is finna scare me? Smh nah fam. Scariest part of the movie was the alternate ending of the chick slitting her throat and tbh, I ain't even sorry with her annoying lil self. Straight up Gerald fell asleep 10 mins in and we end up lobbing him into the lake on a mattress so I think we missed half of it but whatevs. I coulda made a better movie in one day fam no lie (my bois and I actually got a YouTube channel so dm me if interested). In conclusion, steer clear of Paranormal Activity if u don't feel like losing anymore brain cells. As a protective measure, my bois and I ain't even return it to the library to protect the youth from any damage. Consider y'all warned. Peace.