Too funny in the Worst B-Movie way :/
Well lets just say im always open minded but although watchable, the movie jumped into segments that were awkward & very B-Movie-esqe. I love Asians (all races) but in some instances the accents just seem "way out of whack silly". The discussions were awkward at times & had me feeling BADLY for the actors lol (truth). Much of it happened without build up & the FLOW was way off!!-- I enjoyed many B-Movies but a Billionaires (The Office) role was so VERY cheezy & who Ever invests Billions & is so very "clueless" & in awe about what was happening? No one thats who lol. If anyone wrote this movie was Amazing (and they did) YOU my friend are a Nut & have zero sense of how to critique :) This would mean you rate Greatness of a B-Movie using the same word for Wizard of Oz, Ten Commandments, Titanic, Star Wars, Jaws.... Where is your sense of Scale & Grading? The movies mentioned were 9-10s based on popularity, presentation & more! This movie would be about a tollerable (if bored) 3-4 at best lol & honestly Im not being mean. It just is what it is. Shark bites ship & it barely moves the ship, but little girl screams & glass is bitten but they think a Whale did it LOL? And no talk of losing preasure & glass cracking further? Someone says one fish did all this? When he already saw its the Size of a house lol. Like "No S%#t Sherlock" your shocked? And there would be no body parts, your swallowed whole! Within the ship looking out, it looked like a standard shark in a Magnifying Glass Window lol... The little Asian girl is a cutie. Some said they learned something lol, what exactly wouldnt one already know from Shark week? The famous bald actor dives into the water after the thick glass cage & the Asian female & the dialogue is crystal clear as if theyre in a room together lol. Whole Movie is just bizarre, awkward & at times well beyond ridiculous or corney! One review said it best, its nearly in-line with Shark-Nado if that floats your boat :) Ending is just as goofie dumb too lol. Enjoy.