All teen and kid member reviews for V/H/S/2

Teen, 15 years old Written byCharlietheunicorn99 September 14, 2013
 

The Review for S-V/H/S

WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS! This movie is incredibly gory, yet it was toned down from the first film. V/H/S/2 or S-V/H/S doesn't fail to give us the gore and the scares we had from the first one. Of course each segment has its own flaws, but the scares is what really keeps the crowd coming back for more. V/H/S was about a group of misfits whom go to a house to get a rare VHS tape that someone was paying them for, but they get more than what they bargained for. What awaits them are multiple VHS tapes each more terrifying and disturbing than the last. Where V/H/S/2 picks up, we learn that one of the characters from the group of misfits from the first has gone missing. Two detectives try to go find him and see multiple VHS tapes and a butt-load of TVs set up. The first detective is the whole reason I put positive role model. Mainly because he is concerned for the other detective's health at one point of the film. Now that that's done, the first segment is called Phase 1: Clinical Trials. Clinical Trials is about a man who gets a surgery and gets a brand new eye in because the old one wasn't working. He leaves the hospital after the surgery and gets a strange look from a woman. Later he starts seeing ghosts and the woman arrives and they have sex to get the ghosts to go away. They both end up dying at the hands of the ghosts because the guy was stupid enough to interact with them. The second segment is called A Ride in the Park. This is filmed from a man whom is wearing a action pro camera. This is a zombie story where he tries to help a woman but gets infected. He runs off and is found by some other bikers who call for help, but the zombie version of the guy attacks them both and turns them both into zombies. The three then go to a little kid's birthday party where they attack the party-goers and the guy gets a call from his girlfriend. He then realizes that this wasn't him and shoots himself in the head with a shotgun. The third segment is called Safe Haven. This is a cult story where some newspaper reporters go to a cult place and eventually become involved in it. Three of them die and the other one speeds away in a car where a demon thing comes after him and says "Papa" since it came from the woman he had made pregnant. The last segment involves aliens. It is called Slumber Party Alien Abduction. Some teens have a slumber party and aliens abduct them. It is filmed from a camera on a dog and after the kids are abducted, the dog falls on a rod and slowly dies on screen. That scene is very sad. The wraparound segment ends with the missing misfit guy making his own tape and kills the other guy after the other detective becomes possessed and he kills her. The kid then gives a thumbs up and the movie ends. All in all, this is a pretty good movie. I wouldn't say it isn't suitable for kids (clearly the first one should) but it should be okay with mature 14 y/o and up. Thanks for reading and have a Happy Halloween!
What other families should know
Great role models
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 16 years old Written byAJG5070 July 13, 2013
 

Ehhh...

this has every thing u can imagine but alot of ... inappropriate things
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 13 years old Written by150quail November 23, 2013
 

It's a big failure. Just way too inappropriate for kids.

The sequel is a huge bust and failure because there is just way too much violence and sexual themes. A lot of language and drinking too. It ruins the movie a lot and possible the worst sequel ever. Waste of precious time that I'll never get back.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Teen, 13 years old Written byrebo344 June 26, 2015
 

Not as intense as the first, but still good horror.

The two best segments are Safe Haven and Slumber Party Alien Abduction. Decent sequel.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Teen, 14 years old Written byLucid Ataraxia January 18, 2015
 

Dear parents:

This is not a movie you just pick up for movie night. This is a movie you find on Netflix at 1:00 A.M. There absolutely is no keeping teens away from these movies, and if your child finds it, you're sure as hell ought to let them watch it. The VHS series gave me a sense of horror, yet pulled me into a deeper wonder of "Can people actually do this?" So, it's most likely in your best interest not to say no to these movies. Just let your kid deal with the gore and swearing! It will give them a sense of what's right and wrong, and if they hate the movie, or if they're scared, then they'll turn it off themselves and NEVER watch it again.
Teen, 15 years old Written byCWG1 May 19, 2014
 

Not as good as the first but still great!

This is a great sequel even though it's not as good as the first it's still pretty great. This movie unlike the first features less sex and nudity, but more violence and gore. There still are some sex scenes and nudity but isn't as frequent as the first one, and most of the sex is at the beginning of the film. This movie is way more violent than the first it features mass-suicide of kids and adults, dismembering, disemboweling, etc. and all of which features lots of blood. The most violent tape is "SAFE HAVEN" and this one is certainly not for kids, but the others aren't as graphic. Features frequent language. Not for young ones.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking