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Hail to the Thief

Music review by
Kathi Kamen Goldmark, Common Sense Media
Hail to the Thief Music Poster Image
Intense songs for teens to ponder; not for kids.
Parents recommend

Parents say

age 9+
Based on 6 reviews

Kids say

age 10+
Based on 7 reviews

A lot or a little?

The parents' guide to what's in this music.

Positive Messages

Several references to violent behavior might make parents a bit queasy.


The violent themes here, such as "smacks you in the head, knifes you in the neck, kicks you in the teeth" and "Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom" could be scary for younger kids.


Sexual references are disguised as self-indulgent poetry.


The ever-popular "f" word appears several times.


No obvious commercialism.

Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

"You had to piss on our parade, You had to shred our big day, You had to ruin it for all concerned, in a drunken punchup at a wedding."

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that musically this CD should appeal to sophisticated teenagers who long for something other than standard pop music. There's sex and violence, disguised as self-indulgent poetry.

User Reviews

  • Parents say
  • Kids say
Parent of a 4 year old Written byasdasfasd February 1, 2013

Amazing album with deep lyrics

Needs to be heard by everyone, anyways how is this bad you sh-theads screw this site kids in other countries are in wars and scary sh-t idiots you guys are wuss...
Parent of a 16 year old Written byrusup88 April 9, 2008

Definitely for more mature kids out there

I think it would be more beneficial for older kids to listen to this album, because its themes are often dark and ambiguous. However, that's not to say tha... Continue reading
Kid, 12 years old April 9, 2008


This is a wonderful and beautiful album. and it saddens me that not many people really appreciate Radiohead.
Teen, 15 years old Written by123Daniel456 June 27, 2014

If you understand it, you won't be offended by it

One other review warns of sexual themes and etc, but other than a few metaphorical lyrics there isn't much of that at all. The album was not 'politica... Continue reading

What's the story?

On HAIL TO THE THIEF, Radiohead offers intense, complex musical arrangements and obtuse, poetic lyrics to express the uncertainty and powerlessness many of us feel in our post-9/11 world. The music's sweeping emotions carry the listener from melancholy to hope and back again, and require more than a few listens to appreciate. The violence in many of the lyrics may be scary for younger children and unsettling to parents, but politically conscious teenagers will argue that they have a point -- and they might well be right.

Is it any good?

More eloquent and metaphorical than Radiohead's "The Bends" (and far less rock & roll), there's a lot here for the searcher and the self-absorbed. The main attraction though is the music: dramatic, confusing, interplaying melody and cold electronic sound, it's anything but boring.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about the emotional issues explored in the songs, including the impact of 9/11 on the country and the world. The intensity of the lyrics is bound to spark discussion.

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