Movie Reviews

AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Pulpy, punk-ish story with some intense violence.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2004)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Disappointing sci-fi that's too intense for kids.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2004)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Convoluted fright flick less scary than confusing.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2007)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
This horror movie is too intense for kids.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(1998)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Horror remake about murderous cult. Not for kids.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2006)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Grisly croc tale lacks any meaningful bite.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2007)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
This movie will only frighten you with its crudeness.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2001)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Very bloody remake of Rutger Hauer cult favorite.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2007)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
This one could be too scary even for your teen.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(1999)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Entertaining but gruesomely gory vampire tale.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2000)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Creepy suspense/horror film. Older teens plus.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2001)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Scary '80s vamp film. Older teens only.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(1998)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
A movie with no plot, no logic, no meaning.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2000)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Gruesome, ridiculous, really bad waste of time.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2003)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Teenage horror fans can do much better.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2002)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Slightly milder sequel to the post-modern slasher.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2001)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
An intellectual, violent ancestor of The Matrix.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2005)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Grisly, tongue-in-cheek sequel isn't for kids.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(1999)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Bloody, sexy, scary Dracula for mature teens only!
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(1997)
AGE
16
QUALITY
 
Gory original Satanism saga; popular but plodding.
csm_movie
On DVD/Streaming
(2006)

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